Staying at your in-laws’ for the holidays be like *standing next to the fridge eating spoonfuls of hummus straight from the container*

ICE sprayed a one-year-old in the face with pepper spray. The child and parents are US citizens, but that doesn't even matter. These monsters pepper-sprayed a baby. We cannot allow ICE to continue this behavior, and they aren't going to reform themselves. www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/...

We went to @allelitewrestling.com Dynamite tonight and @galencrawley.bsky.social got to show off her brand new @hangmanpage.bsky.social shirt.

I wish Biden were alive to see this

This was a disease that was thought to have been eradicated a decade ago. Here we are, back to measles, hookworm and probably endemic leprosy and tuberculosis soon enough. Before RFK is done, we'll be seeing outbreaks of kuru, the disease you only get from eating the brains of your ancestors.

"Democrats let themselves get blocked on forgiving student loans. That's why I voted for the party that blocked them."

The *~WiCkEdLy~* talented…

What these nihilistic vandals are doing to dismantle science & medicine—generations of expertise & public service & life improving benefits—is cultural revolution level national self harm. No foreign foe could inflict such brutal damage & senseless suffering on US so fast & effectively & unresisted.

Just had breakfast at a restaurant with, apparently, the most corners in the entire world. Having The Bear-style flashbacks to a culinary career I never even had @jkobbster.bsky.social

I have reached peak Pregnant Lady at 34 weeks, buying a container of cut-up pineapple at Publix and eating the whole thing in my car before I drive home.

@jkobbster.bsky.social has introduced me to Rock N’ Jock Basketball and I am immediately a huge proponent

Lala was right, there’s no show if you refuse to film with your costars. Ariana “I won reality star of the year” - okay, how you gonna do that again when you’re no longer on a reality show?

i can't get over the fact that a journalist met the woman cormac mccarthy molested when she was a teenager and then wrote an article about her (honestly amazing) life story in the style of a Cormac McCarthy, as a fan tribute.

i admit i live in an echo chamber of leftist politics, the only exception being when i hear things said by the president, the next president, the supreme court, members of congress, people on the news, my family, or people i encounter in my daily life.

Let me just say, the level of offensiveness of this type of bullshit is off the charts. I am a Jewish journalist in a gay, interracial family. I don't want to sit here playing oppression bingo with people but I am deeply worried about the current moment for many deeply personal reasons.

Well, this gets it exactly right, doesn’t it?

Are these accounts official? @disneyplustr.bsky.social @disneyplushelp.bsky.social Why did I get this email today telling me about a price increase that went into effect a month ago?

lots of "by any means necessary" guys amped up by the possibility that the necessary means might be "risking horrifically violent death at the hands of militias and/or the state" but strangely unwilling to consider that they might be "doing the dishes" or "making common cause with winemoms"

democracy dies in broad daylight www.npr.org/2024/10/24/n...

Me just now, realizing “Inside Wants Out” isn’t available on Spotify anymore.

If Gus Walz didn’t make you cry tonight, you and I are not the same.

Seriously, the only one of these 7 states that the Democrats could MAYBE write off would be North Carolina, but their GOP candidate for Governor is an overt fascist! This SHOULD energize Democrats, progressives, and even centrists! Get in the fight, Biden campaign!

Nothing like experiencing a medium level of pain everyday to remind you that Tylenol and ibuprofen are, in fact, wonder drugs.

Extremely here for the post-kayfabe era of Vanderpump

Men will literally start masturbating to their stalker instead of going to therapy.

Three tickets for Challengers, please

Strikes me as wildly irresponsible for the news to air the exterior of the Xavier Institute, this is aimed as a human interest story about mutants and the importance of Genosha, but it seems like a sinister move considering the obvious threat they’re under. Seems sus.

No fuckin way this guy’s name is Duncan Idaho

Hot take: I don’t care that you don’t have the attention span to sit through the musical performances during an awards show

Carwash today? Carwash today, queen?

These Atlanta episodes of CURB feel like a personal gift to me. The Stacey Abrams cameo, I wheezed

ATLANTA WINS THE SUPER BOWL

Something about the Wicked trailer felt…off. Colors too saturated? Did not feel like Wicked to me.

I’m watching the David Beckham series, and my main conclusion is that British people are absolutely insane.

I love Atlanta, where else can you get passed on the right at 10pm by a tow truck going 90 miles an hour?

Does anyone else get absolutely enraged when you open your daylist and it tries to give you something you’re not remotely in the mood for?

The lowest-hanging musical theatre joke is still probably the funniest imo www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8rmJWaR/

You know those “House Divided” sports flags some people have when the mom went to Tennessee and the dad roots for Georgia? @galencrawley.bsky.social and I need one of those, but for Sondheim and Lloyd Webber.

Paulie is Kenough

Clothing Warehouse be like “Do you want this tattered, moth-eaten rag with strings hanging off it everywhere? It’s $70.” This is an Atlanta tweet.

Boxes for snacks be like “pull here ☺️” and then the whole box falls apart.

If there’s one thing I’m gonna do, it’s pick all the nail polish off once it starts chipping.

If I could bottle a feeling, it would be sitting on the foot of my bed and halfway ignoring my 9th grade geometry homework while listening to Room for Squares.

ME THIS MORNING: Coffee is one of the things that could be aggravating my stomach condition, so I’ll have tea instead. ME AT 1:15: Where is that dumb bitch I’ll kill her

wrapping my head around Trump and Young Thug facing RICO charges in Georgia at the same time

If you're not happy single, you won't be happy in a relationship. True happiness comes from making bizarre impulse purchases online, not from another person.

I keep seeing ads for the Golda Meir movie and thinking she’s Mrs. Doubtfire

Floyd Collins (1996)

“What’re you gonna do, stab me????” —me, desperately hoping to be stabbed