melody through the wind (another series of utility box illustrations!)

Living preference maps are going around again, and some of you have INSANE combos lmao

The real secret to perfect cast iron seasoning. Don't tell anybody 🤫

Idaho has pretty mountains, too

Chicagoans, get in here and submit the name “Abolish ICE”

When you tell your dragon how pretty she is 😖👉👈

First time being a passenger in my truck

Idealized relationship: youtu.be/T58lGKREubo

Hook line sinker

me

Has anyone got experience connecting from an iOS device to something on your LAN through a Tailscale subnet router (or exit node with LAN access)? Everything seems to be configured correctly, but my iPhone won’t connect to my NAS in the files app via the subnet router

Me after switching from being a Porsche fanboi to being a Toyota fanboi

Apparently the high pressure fuel pump in the cayenne just needed to sit for several months and think about what it did, because I just took it out for >100 miles (and >100mph, allegedly, in Minecraft) and it ran flawlessly

Gonna start using acre^.5 as my unit for measuring distance

Mom: “There’s gonna be four of us coming over for Christmas dinner” Mom: “Nevermind, it’ll just be me” Mom: “Actually there will be three” Mom: “Actually four” I don’t even have five dining chairs, let alone place settings. Someone’s gonna be using my office chair and a paper plate lmao

if they had just shown it on 60 Minutes nobody would have seen it

Funnily enough, the one bar of cell service is also from a Starlink satellite lmao

Dems: “Release all the files” Republicans: “Ohohoho, your precious Bill Clinton is implicated! Your plan backfired hehe 😏” Dems: “I don’t fucking care. Release all the files” Bill Clinton: “I don’t fucking care. Release all the files”

If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...

Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.

Steam cleaning the grout inverted this tile pattern 🤣

Critter apostrophe s

Marten with an AK with a marten with an AK hat

Well those were all certainly words. Yep. Definitely words. Except ”Anniversity” I don’t think that one’s actually a word

I've decided that the therian version of brother from another mother is critter from another litter. Reskeet to spread the good word. 🐾

Coworker, showing me his Frontier credit card: “Is this the same as your desktop background?” Me: “That’s a black footed ferret. My background is a pine marten” Coworker: “I saw one in RMNP that was all white. Is that the same?” Me: “That’s a stoat” Coworker: “How do you know all these?” Me: 😰

Hey protogens X5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*

This person put “aromatic” in their barq profile and I can’t figure out if that’s a typo or not

POV: you’re trynna stargaze, but there’s a light on your property that’s tied directly into the utility and can’t be switched off

Evening pine marten activities

What’s a GPS?

Invitingly shaking an open bag of nerds gummy clusters at drunk furries at foxtrot and watching their eyes dilate

I finally decided to stop pretending that my house doesn’t have a second bathroom and clean it so that it’s usable. This grout has probably not been this white in years (before on right)

Fuckin nailed it

My main goals for 2025 were to settle into a more comfortable and authentic self, and to buy a house. Checked both of those off 🎉 Idk what goals to set for 2026, though. I’m pretty happy with where I’m at

Problem: I want to lift the truck 2” and put it on bigger tires, but it won’t clear the door if I do that Galaxy brain solution: dig a hole in front of the shop so the truck is angled down until the cab is past the door

I’ve had enough of catboys. Where are the polecat boys?

Ginger🅱️read test run before I make it for the family

Vivid dream as soon as I fall asleep about a grass fire by my house Followed by no sleep for the rest of the night. Yayyyy

Do you ever fuck up a ctrl+r and just yeet an entire drive from your zpool in the process? Yeah, me neither

I sure am glad I got this leaf filter ad so I can filter all these leaves

Only a month left of my 20s What should I do before my knees hurt?

POV- you snapped your finger and told me to drop~ 😵‍💫🥴🤤 . . 📸 @linglingfennec.bsky.social

oramge

I’m really tired of tests passing locally and failing on github workflow runners

At least today I only pushed “wut” instead of “hewwo”

A week later, and I like Ruby even less now