Wait a second… loud words and recording AREN’T assault?! Next thing you’re gonna tell me is that a shrimp DIDN’T fry this rice…

#ICEOUTofMN Join us for a "buy-in" at the West Loop Target this Wednesday, February 11th 2026 at 5:00pm. 1101 w Jackson Blvd. Chicago IL, 60607 actionnetwork.org/events/buy-i...

A broken clock… is still more often right than MTG and we shouldn’t give her too much credit for coming to the objectively correct position AFTER she left Congress and got ostracized by Trump and MAGA. Imagine how much good she could have done had she stayed in Congress to vote against MAGA…

Hey Chuck Schumer, drop me a beat. What kind of bull is this this this this this this this what kind of bull bull bull bull is this this this what kind of what kind of of what kind of bull is this this this this this? Yeah, that’s pretty much what I want…

General Strike US - Illinois endorses the January 30th National Shutdown. This national shutdown, started by the people of Minnesota as a response to the federal invasion, is a call for unity within our communities. We stand will all victims of this regime and encourage you to do the same. 1/4

Jim Marter, the goddamn coward that he is, has blocked me from his congressional candidate page on Facebook because I asked him to stop making light of murdered Americans at the hands of ICE and explained why Alex Pretti’s death was a public execution. One post! What do I even do with myself now????

Your Governemnt is lying to you and withholding information. Acts of violence perpetuated by ICE are growing rapidly, and daily. Independent watch groups and journalists such as "The Trace" have been working to track these incidents. Since the start of the ICE occupation in June, The Trace… 🧵

Hot take but I think authority figures should be trained to shoot guns harmlessly out of peoples hands like in the movies. If they can’t do that, they flat out shouldn’t be in a position of authority. We used to believe in merit in this country… what happened to us?

Hey guys, the folks who haven’t shut the fuck up about arming yourself to the teeth and being ready to take on tyranny want you to lower the temperature and just lick the boots…

This is state terror, plain and simple. ICE is a paramilitary arm of the ruling class, wielded to crush dissent and enforce the interests of capital. Alex’s death is not an accident. We cannot mourn quietly. We must rise, organize, and confront the institutions that kill to protect profit and power

You hear that? The message is clear. It’s time to get ORGANIZED. It’s time… ⏰

they just kept shooting his lifeless body. these people are monstrous.

ICE is back to executing people in the street again. My MAGA in law is watching coverage of it & giggling to herself like this is the funniest thing in the world. Take my advice: cut them out of your life. Never forgive them. Call them out on how disgusting they’re being. Fuck ‘em & their feelings.

Given how many of the vermin currently occupying the twin cities hail from Texas, I honestly find it impossible to disagree with this. MinnesoDoes what TexCan’t! *no offense to the non-bootlicking Texans, of course.

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UPDATE: We have confirmed multiple warming center locations around Haight Park that we can utilize. If you plan to join us in Rockford tomorrow and don't see us at the park, we will likely be at either Emmanuel Lutheran Church (until noon), The Liam Foundation, or the Rockford Public Library.

"That's absurd!" - VP Jerkoff Dingleberry Vance

Are you tired of ICE abducting your neighbors and shooting random people for no reason??? Are you tired of Congress ignoring the material conditions on the ground in your cities??? ☎️ MAKE SOME NOISE👇

Wondering what you can do to strike? We have some ideas…

STRIKE BACK AND STAND WITH MINNEAPOLIS ON FRIDAY, JANUARY 23rd! #minneapolis #dayoftruthandfreedom #fuckice #chinglamigra #chicagosolidarity #sanctuaryforall

Labor is another tool to be used, or in some cases, refused. Don't believe me? Remember how quickly "essential worker" came to describe the very people who've been told for decades that if they wanted a better life they needed to get a "real" job? We do. sign your strike card generalstrikeus.com

impossible

No ever expects the boot lickers… One of these days we should have a very serious conversation about why so many (if not all) of god’s strongest warriors turn out to be such servile little baby-boys.

Folks who unironically say “weaponized vehicle” trying to downplay the police state we’re living in: What are you worried about? They’re looking for criminals… You act like they’ll make dancing illegal lol Reality: Welcome to Footloose

🗓️Happening Tonight: The Real Fighters of American Politics will be at the Riviera Theatre in Chicago! Hosted by @smallplates.bsky.social, the event will run from 6pm-8pm with all ticket sales going to the campaigns of Demi Palecek and Dylan Blaha! GSIS IL will be tabling at the event too!

Fuck this entire brain rot administration, man.

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They are canceling youth sports across the city in Minneapolis this weekend because lawless masked armed federal paramilitaries are targeting the children and families.

It shouldn’t bother me at this point but it’s really hard to share a house with someone who doesn’t share a reality with me. Not that I NEED people to agree with all of my opinions (though they are superior opinions if I do say so myself) but it would be nice if we agreed on basic facts…

I don’t think people quite understand that the occupation by ICE in the Twin Cities has more or less erased non-white people from public life. They cannot safely exist in any space accessible to the public and moving between private places leaves folks vulnerable to kidnapping by armed masked goons.

We are happy to report that GSUS has reached 410,000 strike card signatures! This movement is about preparing the country to sustain a General Strike when we reach 3.5% of the population, and we're just getting started. It takes a lot of work. When can you start? generalstrikeus.com

Reword a song to be about your dog: SOAD - A.D.D. (Adorable Dream Dog) There is no hug that is large enough To show my love for this special pup You switched positions then you closed your eyes You changed the channel with your fluffy hind

If Josh Hawley asks you “if a man can get pregnant” and you’re testifying as a medical professional, here’s a cheat sheet for you: Yes. The only people who cannot get pregnant are people without the necessary, functional reproductive organs. Enough of this mealy-mouthed mush.

Tired of "great" men running everything? Don't just sit on the sidelines, RISE UP! Join the over 400k who've decided to stand up. This is your formal invitation to get organized. Sign your Strike Card. Join your Local Chapter. Chapters are forming all across the country. generalstrikeus.com

If you asked me 10 years ago, 5 years ago, or even 1 year ago: This is who I would have thought the average American was (I too am someone who lives in a midwest suburb who has to go to work in the morning) but I guess we’re all radical marxist trans antifa now so… eat shit fascists.

Targeted Enforcement: going door to door looking for crimes (a 4th amendment violation) and stopping people on the street demanding proof of citizenship (a 4th amendment violation) and also shooting people in the face (murder).

AND one other thing?! What are we… upper class???? In my day a growing boy lives off: - one piece of chicken (2in cubed) - one piece of broccoli (all stalk) - one corn tortilla (little street ‘tilla) And we’d be grateful for that! Get outta here with your 1,000 simulations!

Labor is the source of value, yet it appears to capital as a cost to be minimized. Production is increasingly socialized, yet the products of that labor are privately appropriated. These contradictions are mediated through institutions, states, legal frameworks, ideologies, and class struggle.

Capitalism does not collapse automatically. Treating Marxism as a theory of inevitability mistakes tendency for fate, and weakens political strategy. New essay up on Substack: open.substack.com/pub/simplify...

“We wouldn’t have to keep beating and murdering you if you would just let us in to do what we want” is peak rape apologia.

Rape culture as foreign policy

ex•tor•tion | ik'stôrSHan, ek'stôrSHan | noun the practice of obtaining something, especially money, through force or threats: he used bribery and extortion to build himself a huge, art-stuffed mansion | [as modifier] : extortion rackets.

"That's what the Republican party did."

This isn’t our first rodeo. In fact, just a few minutes away from where Good was murdered we all watched a man kneel on the neck of a man named George Floyd for over nine minutes before telling us it was the drugs that did it. Fuck this stupid place sometimes, man…

This whole “lying directly to us despite the multiple camera angles and context clues available to us through many different videos and eyewitness accounts” is pretty fucking gross. Not unexpected, mind you… this is America after all.

I hope someone bought that editor a beer.

Nikki Glaser: “I cannot believe the amount of star power we have in this room tonight. It’s insane, there are so many a-listers. And by a-listers I do mean people who are on a list that has been heavily redacted…” Editor: *cuts to Bill Maher*