@realfollowers.bsky.social fine

I was really productive today!

When I airplay a twitch stream to my TV, the lag is so bad that I can’t read chat on my phone because it spoils it. I truly suffer the most

Mr. Frog over the seasons: Season 1: a metaphor for producing Smiling Friends Season 2: a metaphor for Trump Season 3: a metaphor for ending Smiling Friends

I’m working on it

RetroArch can suck my dick and balls, crashing at the last level while I’m streaming. How dare you

Resistable taste

What if I played n64 games on stream tonight

We need more transmasc stereotypes. They like the xbox 360

Struggling to imagine an mp3 player, a phone, and an internet communication device

Air conditioning is so goated

Kinberly Sexandviolence

Video title: The Rise and Fall of Kevin Nealon Thumbnail: Nealon with his mouth poorly smudged into a frown; bright green text reads “HE likes to make THESE!”

How to do things

BEPISFRENZY

Had a good talk with @hawksley.bsky.social about how I associate “hard work” with “being invalidated”, to the point where I don’t give myself credit for work I enjoy because it’s “not work” even though it 100% is

[small talk voice] so what’s your deal

The way I refuse to mute notifications on that post that went viral because the number go up makes me feel good

The Gentlemen’s Society for Untenably Long Doinks

Hard to imagine Mario would be as well-known today if they had gone with his original name, Nintendo Boy

I was filled with energy and started writing something, but then I took a break and now I’m eepy. Remind me to finish it tomorrow pls

Does anyone know what I should do

I came home and sat down and my dog immediately hopped on my lap and fell asleep

Multiple people have asked: I’m fine and the diagnosis was embarrassing

I love that no one is taking the risk on this being a shitpost and is like “please don’t.” Yall are looking out for me

What if I got really christian? Like uncomfortably christian

I did not realize Cool Zone Media got their name from this tweet. Lol. Lmao

It’s a strange feeling, to have the level-headed, bird’s eye view thought of “I don’t really like myself.” On some fundamental level, I feel like people who like me are mistaken. I don’t think that’s healthy!

Bombed back into the stone age.

I don’t really “get” Stevie Wonder

Is anyone else beautiful and pure on this app? Or it just me

A 15 minute video with two sponsors is wild

Late era mythbusters where they gave up on myths and asked “what happens if you put C4 in a garbage truck”

Holy shit. Before 10/7 the only opinion I ever heard on Israel was “well it’s complicated”

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I’ve slept under the blanket I crocheted every night since I finished it. Crafting + practicality = happy michelle

Having a bad day. Thank you for your attention to this matter

Full circle liberal that starts saying he’s using the files to distract from Iran

I can’t elaborate, but. Lmao.

I DIDN’T EVEN DO ANYTHING WHY IS THERE A BRUISE ON MY FOREARM

Nuremberg 2.0. go nurembrrrrrrrrr

one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

“Thought provoking” is such a funny idea. “You made my brain do the thing!!”

I was going to post “adolf hitmaker” until I remembered that’s a joke from 1994’s The Critic

[me walking into my own apartment] damn bitch, you live like this?