Um. “BE COOL!” Is not presidential.

“I feel much better now.” —nobody

Good morning. Today is the 80th day that the U.S. President is running a backdoor bribery scheme in which any CEO or foreign oligarch can send him money secretly through his crypto coin scam in exchange for favors. It's the biggest scandal in the history of the Presidency.

Good morning! #dogsky #dogsofbluesky

Very demure, very mindful. #dogsky #dogsofbluesky

Morons are running America.

Bingo

Jesus youtu.be/2NKByZe7kZg?...

Wow

Republican Congresswoman Victoria Spartz just claimed at a town hall that people in America are not guaranteed the constitutional right to due process: “You break the law, you don't have due process.”

So, is she actually admitting that ‘she is a product of incest’…minus the abortion? 👇 Huh?! And suddenly, it all makes sense, doesn’t it?! Fucked. Up. Genes. From. Incest. ✨

This is what corruption looks like.

In this morass of mediocrity, I’m thankful for even the smallest moments of perfection and care.

There were 13 church leaders & christian school employees who were arrested, pled guilty and/or were sentenced to prison for child sex crimes this week.

One happy Yankees fan. youtu.be/0Z7PHvU07Q4?...

Wut?? www.wsj.com/politics/nat...

With all of the MAGA measles running around, I decided to get an MMR titer test. Still rocking some serious antibodies after nearly a half century. Vaccines!!!

Doctors call it the Physiology of Poverty: The stress of trying to survive every day breaks the mind and the body. That's why working class people in America live SEVEN years shorter than the very wealthy.

I never imagined that the most dangerous moment in America's democracy would also be its stupidest.

SMH

you know i have never actually just listened to her speak and uh, the white house could use a professional up there

Get him out of there.

Politics via lottery. Disgusting.

Yesterday, I asked Directors Ratcliffe and Gabbard if their Signal chat included information on weapons packages, targets, or timing. Director Ratcliffe: "Not that I’m aware of." Director Gabbard: "Not to my knowledge." Interesting.

I’m sure it’s just a coincidence MAGA and Russia Today have the same talking points.

JOY youtu.be/isNlC0RYOyE?...

The entire conversation is a disaster. It was an illegal use of a disappearing messaging app which none of them objected to. Hegseth appears to have copied and pasted the targeting packages into the chat, and Witkoff was literally in Moscow when he joined the chat. open.substack.com/pub/fpwellma...

FL FTW

Lying liars who lie.

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🔑 under-discussed point — why they were on signal:

Not an answer.

It’s only March, but you have to wonder what other cabinet leaders use Signal and what they shared on there.

LOL

Yes. This really happened. They used a group chat to plan strikes on a foreign country. No, Signal is not an authorized platform for national security information.

The fact that a reporter was inadvertently given access to this in real time shows that Pete Hegseth & the rest of this crew are bumbling incompetents who are going to get a lot of intelligence officials and others killed at some point. www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...

Derpage #dogsky #dogsofbluesky

This guy’s getting a Medal of Freedom, bet on it.

The geniuses at DOGE are bringing us insights like "I'm not really sure why the tax agency for a country of 330 million people has a larger staff than a midsize bank"

BOYCOTT COORS...

"Give the power to the states" was also the pro-slavery argument in the 1850s -- and the pro-segregation argument in the 1950s.

Plan for today: sit at home and eat bagels until I die of happiness.

Oof. Everyone in education needs to lean in (more).

Stay tuned for more!

The White House quietly released a Friday night EO that would eradicate privacy protections, make enemies lists a lot easier to assemble, and basically set the stage for a police state.

Tucson, Arizona today. Original projected attendance was 3,000 people. 23,000 showed up.

W.t.f.

Rot, just rot.

Welp, there goes the US defense industry.