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Nicki’s Minaj attends a white supremacy event at TPUSA led by the grieving widow, Erika Kirk — calls Vance “the assassin”, and gushes about Trump. Could have something to with her husband failing to register as a sex offender and her brother being a child rapist vying for a pardon.

There's a powerful illustration here regarding "influencers" vs. "experts".

Nobody works this hard for this long to cover up something this bad unless they are guilty.

🚨 BREAKING: I obtained the letter the DOJ sent to Congress about today's Epstein files release. NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE! The law requires 5 exceptions. They're using 8. Here's what they're hiding and why it matters.

As a former editor of Popbitch – and the proud owner of a legal letter sent by HarperCollins, accusing me of being "highly likely to cause serious harm to [their former star client]’s reputation both as an individual and author” – may I just say: GET IT RIGHT UP YE

To everyone on Bluesky finding out about Walliams and despairing at the fact that "I read those books to my kids" I just want to reassure them that it's OK. He didn't write them.

Statistically you’re far more likely to be sexually assaulted by a current/former Tory MP than a migrant.

The technology was forged in a delusional space where copyright isn’t an issue. No business before has been allowed to do something like that. Except maybe colonialism. “What if we revalued humans and resources at a purchase cost of £0? Would that get us a big pay day?” And we made that illegal.

Nobody has ever looked more like they’re the non darts playing half of a Bullseye team.

To all pro-Indy folk, I think this is worth reposting multiple times. It’s not disloyal to vote SNP 1 & Green 2, as the formula penalises parties who have more constituency MSPs. Based on the table below, if Green gets those list votes, they gain 22 list MSPs! #Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 #IndyRef2 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 #YouYesYet 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Just so we're clear, one incident of alleged anti-semitism by a musician = a major national scandal that should be roundly condemned. Multiple incidents of alleged anti-semitism from the man leading the race to run the country = a load of nothing that should be completely ignored

Would you believe they’ve confused anti-Israeli genocide with antisemitism AGAIN?

Totally unsurprising but good for it to be out in the open.

Fallon’s still shilling for the tech bros, I see.

Tribunal: *finds that Sandie Peggie harassed Dr Beth Upton* British Press: Hahaha no, that's not the story we already decided we like, they must have said it wrong, we'll just say the opposite thing happened ☺️

The court ruled that: She sent racist messages to colleagues. She lied in her evidence. She bullied her trans colleague. Trans women do not present any risk to other women in changing rooms to toilets. The headlines don't seem to mention those facts.

Fucking hell

If only there were a cautionary tale about being too eager to accept the apparent time-saving capabilities of new technology.

Why did Steve Witkoff kowtow to Putin so completely on Ukraine? You maybe didn't know he has received millions in investment from a former advisor to Vladimir Putin's sovereign wealth fund. Yes, I know. You can't make it up.

They were 8 and 11 years old

New: Three new ex-pupils come forward, on the record, to say Farage's racism as a teenager was targeted, persistent and nasty. Farage has denied targeting any individuals - but two of the men tell us they recall Farage abusing Peter Ettedgui. w/ Dan Boffey, @drblacklock.bsky.social

WHAT A SACK OF SHIT!!! Further proving my long-standing point that popularity is no indicator of quality.

I see yer da’s got a new nickname

facebook users get a lot of stick for being gullible, but at least they only believed putting up "I DO NOT GIVE CONSENT FOR META TO USE MY DATA" stops meta using their data; turns out people on x: the everything app were persuaded by scammers to believe in the virtues of a race war.

On the plus side, Nick Clegg's house in California looked terrific.

I once snogged Mani when he playfully tried to hit on my gf at Benicassim 2002. There was photographic evidence but, sadly, it hasn’t been seen in three house-moves. The Roses were great but those Primal Scream XTRMNTR shows at the Barras are amongst the happiest nights of my life. RIP to a legend

It's coming to that time of year when people post their Spotify Wrapped on Social Media. So it's time to remind everyone, that nobody on Social Media gives a shit about your Spotify Wrapped.

On its 40th birthday, a quick reminder that my copy of Psychocandy is (probably) better than yours.

No Shabana Mahmood. It is not. Global finance tore Britain apart in ‘08. We let them off, let austerity ravage it for years, completely f*cked it with Brexit, then Covid added a rancid cherry. What’s tearing Britain apart is scaremongering about illegal immigration. You should be f**king ashamed.

If the UK is on the brink of civil war, as Musk claims, it follows that in 300 years time there will be be a new generation of civil war re-enactment societies. "Geoff,you defend Laurence Fox. Can you guys shout outside a hostel. Brian, i need you to relentlessly slag off Nish Kumar on Facebook."

Distracting attention from the Epstein files by singing a selection of the hits of Al Jolson.

Appalling. AI-generated Nazi songs flood Spotify. It’s hard enough for real human Nazi song writers to make a living.

The Kremlin disguised a nearly $100 mn payment to Trump in the form of a brokered real estate deal... and both Jeffrey Epstein and William Pulte were involved in the deal. That's very interesting.

I have in my hands definitive evidence that my opponent has committed a world-historic evil. Evidence that, were it to be released to the public, would cause his supporters to abandon him and his entire world to crumble to dust. I therefore have no choice but to give in to every one of his demands

This exact same reporter was ousted from the NY Times for soliciting a $30,000 donation from Epstein— and you're telling me that as an employer, the NY Times never bothered to circle back and review this person's correspondence with a convicted pedophile?

NYT had details of Trump's engagement with Jeffrey Epstein's child sex trafficking and *hid it for him*, at the same time it was crucifying Clinton as untrustworthy due to her document retention & security.

just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:

wes streeting: im obviously a complete sack of shit. british media: wes streeting put in a strong performance on the news rounds this morning. cor, boy, it sure would be great if he was prime minister! don't you agree joe public! don't you want wes! phew, wes is great isn't he?!

Robbie Gibb. Whodathunkit?

Of course, the main problem with the Corporation is that news thinks it's the reason the BBC exists. It isn't. In the formative years of the Corporation, news was a part of it, but it wasn't the main event. The BBC's reputation was only partially made by news. The other stuff matters more.

A reminder to the next DG of the BBC that Bargain Hunt has over twice as many viewers than the Daily Mail has readers. Don't fucking forget it. #BBC

40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion

Eight child abusers were jailed today. 8 child sexual predators who had been operating in areas such as Gravesend, Gillingham, Swanley, & Margate jailed for a combined 100 years. This managed not to be the top story on repeat for BBC, itv or sky News. I wonder why. #bbcbias #itvbias #skybias

“eat the rich” should be the moderate position at this point

Rich people are not entitled to a private audience with politicians just because they happen to be rich.