It was the third of September, that day I’ll always remember

Just checked my screen time for last week and the numbers are too high for my liking. I’ll holler at yall when I get back down to a four hour average.

Message 😂

Me watching y’all post y’all tatas knowing I can’t participate because mine disappear when I lay down

I mean Kendrick did say he knew some stuff that make Gunna Wunna look like a saint

New Miguel album on the way. I’ve waited so long.

Buddy is definitely in the "fucking around" part of the marriage. The "finding out" is gone hurt him bad.

He can’t even go five minutes into his points without blaming the previous administration

Who cleaned up Los Angeles ??

I be outside

Souled Out

Why is Aj doing the most when meeting Exotic’s partner for the first time ?

My cloak Rick Owen’s. My durag Rick Owen’s. My jacket Gucci. My skirt Jean Paul Gaultier 🤭

House on Fire it is.

Wish I had hulu so I could watch either Atlanta or Bobs Burgers.

He heard I was a loner. He appreciate my growth.

Said he teaching me the difference. Said he showing me what’s real

Hearts Sold Separately is so cute

Talk about me in your stories, bae subtweet me 😏

My baby told his dad that I have containers “my retainers”. His dad talking about “mommy need to contain them teeth” now they both cracking laughing at me. I’m about to go to the store for a carton of milk and never return.

My brisket game is top notch. And I’m unapologetic about it.

Watching Weapons for the second time.

Day by the Pool

This will be my third time going to the pool this weekend and I ain’t doing no complaining.

IYKYK ☺️

The LA Sparks are having HBCU night tonight and I’m just now hearing about it.

Imagine living in the caveman era and watching someone getting beat up so bad they have to go back to their cave and get their spear 😂

Saturday morning cleaning with Go-Go music blasting in the back.

Normalize having a great outfit ready to go in case your sister/homegirl gets stood up. This is SO sweet! ❤️

Listing the items for reference 1. Granola 2. Frozen Berries 3. Oat Milk 4. Dried Cranberries and Blueberries 5. Yogurt 6. Cheerios 7. Oreo Ice Cream Sandwiches. Hint the Oreos were $4.99

How much do y’all think these few items of groceries cost ?

Just learned I’m getting a raise and a bonus!!!

Winston-Salem State University!! I love my HBCU! 🐏❤️

FAM GOT DAMN U

The HOUSE!

Always reppin!!! 🐦‍🔥

I’m really a fiend when it comes to these Oreo ice cream sandwiches.

Homecoming season around the corner!!! Rep your HBCU

Cue the theme song to Girlfriends

After I die, idc what happens to my phone. If you see my coochie, oh well. So did everyone at the mortuary.

Seems like the social media apps are paying the most on linkedin. Tiktok is paying up to $243k for a copywriter

Someone trespassed on my friend’s property, sexually assaulted their bike (yes bike) before stealing it. Then laid out on their bushes and j/o. All of this is caught on camera. My friend went to the police station why they tell them to go home & call the police ? Like bitch wtf.

A lot of Black New Yorkers are moving to Los Angeles and I love it.

Remember we used to fucc all night?

Oh my Gawd-- the look on Bill's face when he saw Andre and Dani hugging!! Oh and the look on Hayley's face watching his reaction 😅🤣😂 was priceless!! #btg #Beyondthegates

Every 3-5 business days Cam Newton goes out his way to embarrass the mothers of his children.

Robert Townsend is like Bill Withers to me. Phenomenal at their craft but still criminally underrated.

Every time I have a dream I’m at my Nana’s house she calls me. Which is so touching because she has dementia and there are days when she doesn’t remember much.

My baby father can flip it and turn it into $70