The GOP right now: THAT DEMON WON'T EAT CHEESE. BURN HIM! People: I saw him double fisting turkey legs tho GOP: SATAN SENDS HIS EGGS TO TEMPT US, THAT IS WHY THEY ARE CALLED DEVILED EGGS.THIS MAN LAYS THE EGGS BECAUSE HE IS TRANS. #maga #Talarico4Texas #GOPPedophile #politics

My very own House Demon ❤️ #malinois #dog #dogsofinstagram #belgianmalinois #dogs

one thing that pisses me off most about the 21st century is that, especially now, is that the system could easily be set up to where most of us just have all the taxes we owe taken out automatically, and everyone else just gets a letter telling them what they owe. this matters more than you'd think

I cannot emphasise this enough - every single person who has been killed in protests in Kenya since 2022 has. Been. Killed. By. The. Police. Civilians are not the ones shooting each other. Kenya does not have a protest problem - Kenya has a policing problem and a gov with no tolerance for dissent.

Another big surprise!

the Democrats retaking the House and Senate, on its own, will not destroy the Republican project. The only way to do that is a broad, years-long cross-ideological commitment to break American conservatism's power base TL;DR congressional Dems must be forced into war with the used car salesmen.

A Georgia couple who terrorized a Black family at a child's birthday party with Confederate flags, racial slurs, guns, and death threats were sentenced for a hate crime. Joe Torres got 20 years; Kyla Norton got 15.

Reminder... Any political party trying to make it harder to vote is sending a clear message — they can't win on their ideas alone.

my ability to take the Hantavirus seriously is hobbled my inability to see the word and not hear it spoken by Krusty the Clown

this is catastrophically untrue, and the fact that it's even come close to picking up currency on the left is a complete disaster for leftist governance. if you expropriated the entire wealth of every billionaire in the country, you could pay for the federal government for one year. that's it.

because that's how everything works now. If something happens that is inconvenient for your political beliefs, it's fake news, an AI hoax, a false flag, etc. Liberals and leftists do this less often than conservatives, but the gap is closing fast

I'm the worst dog owner, unworthy. I threw out the Nastyball. He has another Jolly Ball, but he doesn't love it like Nastyball. I've never never felt such guilt in all my years in dogs. #malinois #dog #dogsofinstagram

Sometimes, the truly great things in life can be found for free — at your local library. Here are some of the unexpected things you might be able to borrow from your library: nyti.ms/4cYUyZR

you can no longer read this. I've removed all the "public nudity" (sex words) and submitted it for review. So, as per Patreon, keep in mind: describing sex counts as public indecency. Yes, really. I hope I live to see the death of puritanism. This is hell.

Again, if you have a Substack, the best time to switch away was months ago -- but today's the second best time.

Trump is going to brag that, unlike Pope Leo, he has a hot wife

Let today in Hungary be a warmup for what we can do, for what we can have.

Good luck, Hungary. We're rooting for you out here today.

Oh, yeah, that was the Obama Iran deal.

IT WAS MURDER IN MINNEAPOLIS: her wheels were turned RIGHT ice nazi was off to LEFT. MURDER MURDER MURDER. The US is reaching a breaking point.

the hardest part of living in Portland is having your house burn down every single night and then having to rebuild it during the day. the amount of money i spend just in drywall is insane.

It's extremely interesting that Charlie Kirk had a daily podcast, countless public appearances, and is generally one of the most recorded men on the planet and we are always being told, never shown, that he was an open minded civil debator

Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you, one book per day for 20 days in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #Booksky #books #bookchallenge #readersky 1/20

Only a 30-second standing O here.

Concern over low birth rates was what the theocracy in Margaret Atwood’s Handmaid’s Tale used to come to power.

Old Man Dog came to work with me and patron asked what breed he is. "He looks like a Lab." #dogpics #dog #library #saturdaylibrarian

I understand how people get so disgusted with guns they just say "ban them all", but that's not a workable policy proposal in the US. if you want regulation then you'd better have people writing those regulations who understand what a firearm is- in a technical and a legal sense.

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Can we at least get cocaine back in our soda if we have to go out like this?

The GOP needs to have the spine to do something about this

RFK Jr.'s #2 is stepping in as acting CDC director. You need to call your Congress people now and demand hearings until RFK is forced out. They're politically weak for another 48-72 hours, then they'll do unbelievable damage in the next month. Show me that you called and I will give you a reward 👇

Donald Trump's goal is to decapitate the democracy, Timothy Snyder says, and if he succeeds, many likely will die. www.nj.com/politics/202...

"Honey, I don't have much time. I've been arrested by ICE and they are sending me to a detainment center. I love you and the kids, I will be OK, please call our attorney" -- John Shin, DACA resident, speaking to his wife last week. She hasn't heard from him since www.fox13now.com/news/local-n...

His big, hard plastic ball got stuck in the window well again. That had to hurt. #dog #dogs

Nothin but the facts

Now is a great time to remember that facial recognition software is far more easily fooled by sunglasses than by face masks. Totally unrelated: Sunglasses, now that I think about them, are probably really useful in Los Angeles at this time of year. Ijs. No reason.

When Elon Musk’s Son Wants A Hug

I thought old whіtе people liked to point out pеdоs so it should have been enjoyable for everyone #SuperBowlHalftimeShow #Kendricklamar

Things that are currently non-existent 🙃 1. MMWR, a weekly update of health trends. 2. The National HIV Surveillance System. HIV prevention info has been scrubbed from the CDC site. 3. National Electronic Disease Surveillance Base System, how states report communicable diseases to each other & CDC.

The Trump administration is scrubbing the CDC’s website of documents on reproductive rights issues, sexual health, intimate partner violence, and more. I'm trying to save them. You can find the deleted docs at cdcguidelines.com - I'll be adding more over the weekend.

"Look at me! I'm a human! I have bills, existential dread, and an overwhelming sense of ennui." #dog #cute #existentialcrisis

I'm also mad about potentially losing Capcut and Hyptic. Damn I love those apps. Can I update app store with VPN? Will folks keep those apks out there? Hate everything.

In January 20, 1961, the temperature at noon was 22 degrees and 8 inches of snow had fallen in the morning. John F. Kennedy still had his inauguration on the steps of the Capitol.

The mayor of Pacific Palisades is Karen Bass. Pacific Palisades is part of the City of Los Angeles. Please stop with this. If you don't know how LA works just stop talking about it

Also, I don't blame our loss on "DEI firefighters" or space lasers or antifa or Gavin Newsom or wokeness not allowing forest floors to be raked. There's no cartoon villain here. This was a catastrophic wind storm that caused bone dry vegetation to ignite. It's climate change.

These extraordinary photos of the LA fires have been shared widely on social media, often without crediting the photographer. These are all the work of Ethan Swope, an LA-based photojournalist working for AP. You can follow his remarkable reporting here👇 www.instagram.com/ethanswopeph...

This is fine. Remember that a bunch of the firefighters are basicly unpaid inmates. They risk their lives for pennies.

We will probably rename it Redwhitenblueland

I feel like I really missed out not paying attention to Bluesky while all the Luigi stuff was going down.