Oh hey we look almost as good as ODU did last week!

Lmao if Virginia Tech hires Jimbo or Gruden I’m going to become the Joker

And Gundy’s getting a job with the Trump administration - Secretary of Being a Man He’s 40.

Dabo’s just gonna retire and have a podcast this is all God’s plan.

Nothing more perfectly sums up these people than the fact that she wrote “Loser” on her own cup and then pretended to be a victim so that she could harass service workers with threats of violence

Head of the FBI jotting down useless notes about nothing to look smart and thoughtful like a college junior at their first job fair.

The head of the FBI is so smart and capable he remembers to jot down visual reminders to remember important tactics like “hold the line” and “brush off their attacks”.

These fascist pissbabies in the White House got me out here in the streets standing in solidarity with gramma edgelord Jimmy Kimmel and agreeing with Tucker Fucking Carlson. I just want a functional democracy man please just calm down and have a snack or something I’m so tired.

All those breathless years of screaming “WHAT ABOUT THE 1ST AMENDMENT” and when their actual opportunity to be right comes along it turns out they never really held any principles in the first place. Funny how that works out. Almost like they’re actual fascists or something.

Oh, pardon me, just now waking up to realize that every mouth-foaming first amendement anti-cancel culture absolutist from the last 10 years have just now the world’s foremost expert on FCC rules.

We cannot make the headlines blunter people www.theverge.com/policy/77979...

ABC shutting down production on a show largely watched by liberals due to bad faith conservative outrage backed by a president with a net negative approval rating is why we should never trust these people’s opinions on business or literally anything. Softer than a sneaker full of shit. All of them.

The biggest I know that ain’t who I think that is ever

Get a load of these dweebs

At a Cartel (emo) concert where I’m wearing a knee brace and my girlfriend brought her nighttime vitamins because we’re too old for this shit but refuse to miss it.

Seeing both of these on my personal (ppl I know IRL) timelines as everyone falls over themselves either looking like idiots defending him as a Christian, not knowing or believing the things he’s actually said, or going full-blown mask off.

I absolutely hate this money tracker thing at the Emmy’s. I know it’s a bit but it feels kinda insulting.

there's done and there's medium well and there's Brent Pry

This sport can be charming as hell sometimes.

Ever seen a football team shoot itself in the foot WHILE getting its ass kicked? You’re in luck! Just turn on the ACC Network!

HEY HEY THE HOKIES ARE ON THE TV

WATCHIN’ THE HOKIES!

Watchin’ the Hokies!

We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet

The Wreck sure is a ramblin’

Maaaaan I’ve clocked SO many people in the last few days I hadn’t before.

Just thinking about how the right made up an entirely fictional left wing character that resulted in so many bomb threats and the like and nobody will face consequences. But people on the left who accurately clocked the victim’s life work lost jobs.

People like Rufo (and Kirk, and the entire right wing media ecosystem) thought that just because they created the monster, they could control it and it would never turn on them. A classic belief that’s never turned out to be wrong.

Oh look it’s a groyper weeb with meme bullets and indiscernible politics who could have imagined OH WAIT ALMOST EVERYONE.

Hate to double tap a repost from the same person but damn if Dr. Cottom doesn’t nail it every time.

This is class solidarity. In case you’re at all confused.

Charlie Kirk was a great American patriot all he ever did was debate children and one time he chartered a bunch of busses full of people to DC to overthrow the results of an election because they were shit-themselves angry over a bunch of lies he knowingly helped spread.

How it feels to be happy that this is a 9 point game instead of a 10 point game.

When I meet a fellow Virginia Tech Football fan

1st, 2nd, and 3rd down for the Hokies offense.

Our tackling is bad but their offense is stupider so no one should win

That Replacements is on Bravo right now and no lie I absolutely love this movie because what if The Little Giants but they’re all FUCKING SCABS

I’m gonna be honest I didn’t know Nate Silver looked like that.

Y’all those files are in 4-fucking-K

That motherfucker’s got sleep apnea I’d bet my life on it. Which, no shade, but it’s no surprise his own throat is trying to mercy kill his brain every night.

lol the Steam Store is down because a bunch of idiots all tried to purchase and download Silksong right at release. (I’m idiots)

Hey quick question what percent of the world’s antivaxxers do we have because I bet it’s pretty high. Shit, Index alone would do it.

Andrew Cuomo did so bad among Tom’s party’s voters he’s currently currying favor with Trump and Adams is literally in the pocket of MAGA but that’s okay. Apparently his party allows you to turncoat for power but don’t you dare claim work for the people.

Sorry you can only catch balls like that while jumping over a pool that’s gotta be overturned.

Okay fourth quarter which is usually the point my body starts rejecting watching the Hokies the same way it does when I’m drinking liquor.

One more safety for the Hokies and this game is 0-0 baby!

More like OUCH Manning.