Hi! I’m Scott and I’m not THE resident swim expert on Bluesky but I am “A” resident swim expert. Here’s the thing. This isn’t scrubs on drugs. This is largely former Olympians/World Champ qualifiers on PEDs. Been a big buzz in the swimming community over it the last year. Few things…

And then promptly found his girlfriend holding hands with ANOTHER different guy.

Sorry this doesn’t apply to me I went to a college where you had to pass through a literal farm to enter campus.

Yo Project Blue Beam looks sick.

Not sure I loathe any subsection of political actors tbe way I do Virginia democrats. Constantly the Lucy to my Charlie Brown. wtop.com/virginia/202...

On my 39th birthday: “I will not enter my 40s in bad physical shape” 3 months out from my bday: “I will not enter my 40s”

Worked in tech advertising from 2018-2025 working with a bunch of boy king CEOs (and some of the big guys too) and the shift right was fucking PALPABLE.

Nothing else happened from 2007-2010 nothing at all it’s the phones it must be no way this is really about aging up in a world with a complete lack of stability for the last 25 years no way.

Warms my cold dead heart to see the next generation loudly and proudly booing the literal and figurative machine. These kids deserved a commencement a speech and they got served a fucking ad and they’re sick of it. This energy forever.

Virginia Tech Football Peter Sandman 🤘

What if Bluesky doesn't have to be Important. What if social media doesn't have to be Important. Remember less than 20 years ago when social media didn't exist and we just hung out on forums and anyone who suggested the forum was Important would have been referred for a wellness check.

Every once in a while I’ll receive an email from an old student saying nice things about one of my classes and how it helped them and telling me about where they are now and it means A LOT. Literally 100x better than the best client feedback I’ve ever gotten.

I mean maybe I guess except like every special election since Bluesky reached saliency has been a 20+ point leftwards swing, so either we’re VASTLY overestimating the short-form text-heavy social media platforms effect on US Politics or Bluesky is the most powerful leftist platform to ever exist.

The Purcell Principle means it always too late for courts to fix something racist and never too late for states to do something racist

Really wish just once Tim would whip out the ole’ español and habla that mierda.

Getting through the day by imagining the lifeless husk of him on a toilet after nuking his heart with his own bowels.

One side is like “can we disenfranchise all the Black voters by this weekend” and the other is like gotta follow the rules that govern the rules that control the rulebook

When 160 years later the confederacy rises again in desperate need of an ass kicking.

Anyways. It’s pretty wild to be alive 250 years into the American Experiment where the judiciary is quite deliberately and openly staging a coup to end it. Not a fan!

I think a lot of people are underestimating just how politically radicalizing this stuff is, when you see what the right is getting away with, including with the blessing of the Supreme Court majority

I’m so fucking done with this fuckass country.

Oh how healthy!

Older guy next to me with his phone volume ALL THE WAY UP playing a game and every 10 seconds there’s a “WAY TO GO!” and “YOU GOT IT!” and I know we’re not supposed to infantilize the elderly but it’s literally the same as sitting at dinner with my 6 yo nephew except he calls the server “sweetie”.

“They’re increasing their debt. They have no cash liquidity. They love the debt and the debt is high. Also everything’s expensive!”

I’m a man of my word.

What song is stuck in your head today because for me it’s “Forrest Gump Suite” from Forrest Gump: The Soundtrack.

Gonna go for a little swim this morning and then treat myself to chicken wings for lunch because you can’t spell “self-care-4 u” without “s a u c e”.

Used a reusable grocery bag at the store for the first time ever today because after owning MANY over the last 10-or-so years today’s the first day in those 3650-or-so days that I remembered to bring one in. I am proud of me.

Yo how broke is Saudi Arabia?

Total Recall but make it pathetic as you possibly can.

I think the president is trying to log in to my Hulu account.

I’m sorry but if you’re old enough to have hair like this, you’re too old for an outfit like this.

Just tell them all Obama and Biden didn’t need a ballroom because they ain’t no bitch and let them stumble through that response let’s stop playing games here.

I’m sorry but I find it absolutely insane that a room full of journalists thought the show might actually go on as if the immediate shutdown of the area and investigation of a possible attempted assassination/mass shooting/terrorist attack wasn’t more important than their party.

Why didn’t the mentalist see it coming?

Just like the tea party had nothing to do with taxation and government spending this one’s all racism and honestly i’m starting to feel fucking insane that that’s not everyone’s immediate conclusion after 19 years of this shit acutely.

It’s about an 83.4% discount actually but it’s fun to watch the marbles in this man’s brain fall out of his mouth so let him cook.

Morons deciding not to vote is good actually

So…right before the whole hit-conference-phone incident in which he literally dropped the word slur imaginable, I was at an agency that pitched Papa John’s and won (before having to fire them after he used that slur). I cannot express how insane this man is.

Parachute man was an omen telling him to gtfo.

Trill Kristol

Dudes gonna die from wake apnea.

“Let’s get all the guys who did nothing nothing in the front” ass administration.

Virginia is for finding out.

Virginia is for ballers.

We can and would win with a level playing field (and as someone who lives here, literally did in a landslide last November) but I guess the thing about fascism is that you can just play fair and they’ll give up!

Ever seen a political party shoot itself in the foot over nothing? Now you have! Imagine being as bad at your job as the democrats are.