Slightly diminish a book: The Amazing Activities of Kavalier & Clay

Happy Star Trek Day! (May the 4th, 3rd, & 1st digits of your hand be spread apart to make a gesture of long life & prosperity!)

“Not to brag”

Hello is other peopleo.

Every time I try to hum the "Remember Who You Are" melody from The Lion King, it almost immediately turns into A Link to the Past's Dark World Death Mountain music. youtu.be/maARmxjj3f0?... www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6Vi...

Of course there are. What a silly question.

Bad news, kids…

Obviously, the Earth isn't flat. It has mountains. It's bumpy.

I have a joke about the Mandela effect …or didn’t it used to be called the Berenstein Bears affect?

Carbon-based life was a mistake.

So much going on here.

Quick Question - Feb. 17: @danielobrien.bsky.social: I’m going to do a Last Week Tonight about AI advertising. Quick Question - Feb. 28: @sorenbowie.bsky.social: I’m going to do an American Dad! about kidnapping Gonzo.

Extremely cool. (Scroll up & read the posts above for the short version, but the article is 100% worth it.)

"Are you winning, son?"

When telemarketers call, ask for some rando, & upon learning I'm not that person still try to sell me insurance or whatever, it's so hard not to be pissy at them. I know they're not the actual apparatus I'm mad at, just someone with a shit job. But fuck. I feel so justified & so guilty at once.

If your brain spills out onto the floor, absolutely yes.

“We should start a new social media app. One for just this meme. The image will attach itself to every post automatically. And everyone who wants to keep doing the meme wrong can go do it over there.”

What are we, breaking ciphers here? Folks should focus on every word in a sentence, not just those two.

Yeah so if this is going to impact you, you should be looking at after Xmas sales now to replace. I know someone is going to be like 'just install a different OS' and people who can do that, know how to do that, can work with that...have done that already I'm sure.

Jingle All the Way is an action movie!

Hedwig and the Angry Grinch

“There needs to be a conversation between image & text—a TENSION. The joke isn’t ‘Everyone’s doing a thing so Imma do it too!’ The joke is the desperate tones of its media; It BEGINS there then evolves in further conversations with previous iterations. Aping it outside its themes dilutes the juice!”

"This meme only works when the declaration above my image is somewhat mundane, & apropos of nothing, yet its expression is elevated and a little self righteous. Just slapping my picture under some opinion you have, isn't anything."

"We're all standing. I'm just very tall."

“Am I the only one who sees Clive Owen peaking out from my 4:00?”

when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this." IG mr.funkys0ul

A movie that takes place were you are from. (Pretty much all mine centre on the same 16-day period.)

Happy to be of service.

Me talking to my cat: I love you mister boy mwah mwah mwah Me talking to other people about my cat: I call him Doctor Shithead because he's such an asshole

I read the pilot a few years ago (long after having been disillusioned by how the series ended, and holy shit was it still so damn gripping.

I’m going to be real: my long Covid has changed me as a writer. I don’t really have the mental capacity to write as big stories right now bc my brain can only juggle so much information. I’m leaning into stories, novelettes, novellas & short novels. Following my strengths not fearing my weakness😌

Since Link is banned, his mutual aid Fridays have gone with him. This was one of the most altruistic things I’ve seen anyone on this site do. In light of this, I’m gonna try to fill the gap. Drop your mutual aid requests under this thread and I will repost them for as long as I can.

If you see this post a bridge.

Who’s the best sitcom teacher of all time?

Not with that attitude.

Nobody tells you life is gunna be this way anymore, & that’s sad.

Nobody would do anything for love anymore, and that’s sad.

Meta CEO Mark Something-or-Other has told analysts that people without smart glasses may be at a "significant cognitive disadvantage" compared to those who don't use the tech.

I don't want to do this, but I need help I need to escape an abusive situation I don't know how much I need so I'll just put a ballpark around $1000. I don't know if I'll have to leave earlier than October 1st to go into a hotel to get away from her. Any help is appreciated $jadeskarlettdragon

Ruin a song by adding the word ‘literally’ to the title: If You Tolerate This Your Children Will Literally Be Next

Age verification: I LOVE the Power Glove. It’s so bad.

Eve the Motion Picture

Make a band singular: Frankie Valli and Winter

Chuck Schumer: “All this we’re seeing is just to distract from what’s really important: the budget. My respected colleagues in the Administration are misdirecting the media from reporting that we’ve only agreed to 22 of the 25 ACA concessions they’ve put in the bill. I will be writing a strongly…”

🎵Somewhere Overton Window the Rainbow…🎶

We’ve all seen outside images of the Quonset huts on Tinian, so how about a sneak peek inside…

Slightly diminish a book Do Androids Dream of Steam-Powered Sheep?

🎵Everybody penis chung tonight🎶

Ruin a movie by making it about Gary: Garygarry Gary Ross

I'm sorry to do this again but employment hasn't come and I need help