“Am I the only one who sees Clive Owen peaking out from my 4:00?”

when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this." IG mr.funkys0ul

A movie that takes place were you are from. (Pretty much all mine centre on the same 16-day period.)

Happy to be of service.

Me talking to my cat: I love you mister boy mwah mwah mwah Me talking to other people about my cat: I call him Doctor Shithead because he's such an asshole

I read the pilot a few years ago (long after having been disillusioned by how the series ended, and holy shit was it still so damn gripping.

I’m going to be real: my long Covid has changed me as a writer. I don’t really have the mental capacity to write as big stories right now bc my brain can only juggle so much information. I’m leaning into stories, novelettes, novellas & short novels. Following my strengths not fearing my weakness😌

Is this a Bojack Horseman headline?

Since Link is banned, his mutual aid Fridays have gone with him. This was one of the most altruistic things I’ve seen anyone on this site do. In light of this, I’m gonna try to fill the gap. Drop your mutual aid requests under this thread and I will repost them for as long as I can.

If you see this post a bridge.

Who’s the best sitcom teacher of all time?

Not with that attitude.

Nobody tells you life is gunna be this way anymore, & that’s sad.

Nobody would do anything for love anymore, and that’s sad.

Meta CEO Mark Something-or-Other has told analysts that people without smart glasses may be at a "significant cognitive disadvantage" compared to those who don't use the tech.

I don't want to do this, but I need help I need to escape an abusive situation I don't know how much I need so I'll just put a ballpark around $1000. I don't know if I'll have to leave earlier than October 1st to go into a hotel to get away from her. Any help is appreciated $jadeskarlettdragon

Ruin a song by adding the word ‘literally’ to the title: If You Tolerate This Your Children Will Literally Be Next

”so many”

Age verification: I LOVE the Power Glove. It’s so bad.

Eve the Motion Picture

Make a band singular: Frankie Valli and Winter

Jeez. I mean, politicians should be a LITTLE dishonest.

Chuck Schumer: “All this we’re seeing is just to distract from what’s really important: the budget. My respected colleagues in the Administration are misdirecting the media from reporting that we’ve only agreed to 22 of the 25 ACA concessions they’ve put in the bill. I will be writing a strongly…”

🎵Somewhere Overton Window the Rainbow…🎶

We’ve all seen outside images of the Quonset huts on Tinian, so how about a sneak peek inside…

Slightly diminish a book Do Androids Dream of Steam-Powered Sheep?

🎵Everybody penis chung tonight🎶

Ruin a movie by making it about Gary: Garygarry Gary Ross

I'm sorry to do this again but employment hasn't come and I need help

More Taco Bell, less Techo Bell, amiright?

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Rebeka needs $302 as soon as possible! Can 30 people give $10 right now? If they don't keep up with the minimum payments on their medical bills, the hospital won't allow them to incur more medical debt (i.e. they'll send them home once they're stable not once they're BETTER)

Remember in the 90s, when he was trying too hard, & he wasn’t quite hip, but in his own mind he was … um … the … he was the … dopest trip?

🎵Heroes with a half-life 🎶

Increase a band: Florence + 2(the Machine)

So in the midst of the age of disinformation, when we look at a picture and wonder whether or not it's real I invite you to try these things, or think of these things, as I find they help. First, detach yourself emotionally from what you're looking at. Imagine yourself a Vulcan examining it or

"If your books were uploaded to LibGen/fed into the LLMs, add your name to the potential class action lawsuit by tomorrow." Details: LibDem database: www.theatlantic.com/technology/a... Attorney form: www.lieffcabraser.com/anthropic-au... (This information comes via a reliable Discord source.)

Show’s pretty good though.

So weird they made Bobby Hill 21. That’s only an 8-year time skip. Which displaces the show by NINE whole years! Over the original run BH went from old Millennial to young Millennial; suddenly he’s young Gen Z. They could have at least split the difference & made him 25.

0/$23 trying to hold out for aid so I can maximize on much needed groceries

Aaaaahahahahahahahahaha! AAAAAaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaha

So did he just get lost?

I usually hate AI videos on principle, but I find I can actually get behind this one.

If we’re going to do grammar, let’s do grammar.

Dances With Wolves. It’s right in the title.

🎶 You Let the Right One In. 🎵 You What We do in the Shadows Out. 🎶 You Nosferatu in, 🎵🎶 And you Only Lovers Left Alive all about…

You’re posting this on a social media, and the artist’s signature has an @ symbol in it. If you post this & believe the message, you’ve gotta recognize that you’re a part of the problem.

More like… Group Of Pedophiles! Amiright? That guy in the back knows.

Adam Scott would play Jackson in a live-action American Dad!.

I can’t believe they called it “Doubt” when “Incredreligious” was right there on the table.