me 2 months from now

I ZOOPED TOO CLOSE TO GOD

little hats for dogs

To make a thief, make an owner; to create crime, create laws.

me whenever I see my sister and my partner interact:

Hey if you have time to lean Nice that’s cool

what a good day to have eyes

lamb pasta time >:)

HAHA YEAH!!!!

there is nothing that gets me frothing like when native English speakers use "upmost" in place of "utmost". I hate it i hate it i hate it

kill every person without situational awareness NOW (I hate tourists)

oh, you like my new jacket? thank you so much: it’s kangaroo leather. the pockets are really wet

philly.... I can taste it.....

Pirate Ship

「🟦🟨🟥」

too late

05/05/2025 - skippy

DEVASTATING NEWS: I've been sending silly dms to the wrong person for at least a week

greatest hits of when I was on the apps for a brief period many many years ago (absurdist humor was the only reason I used dating apps)

favorite flowers (in order): lilacs, wisteria, lily of the valley, hydrangea, peachy-pink climbing roses, irises

old time modal tunes for leg day

coming into bloom

chicken cheddar broccoli rice time

⚠️NEW QUEST UNLOCKED: BEFRIEND THE MURDER⚠️

anything can be a hitachi if you're brave enough

made me case fit me camera >:)

twins on the pond, 2025

Just watched my vape ride off on the subway without me. truly devastating

oh no i'm becoming important at work

"wouldst thou like to live más?" lives in my head rent-free

I see angels in every streetlamp (my phone got astigmatism)

today has been a totally excellent adventure my dudes

Just straight up accidentally ripped tf out of a vape in front of a metro worker. straight up feeling like a Cool Guy(tm)(r) right now

madon, maricón, mariposa

HARROWING NEWS: local fuckhead just got on the 1hr trainride to work and is battling a sudden, urgent need to blast the porcelain throne with doodoo juice

brandy would like to remind everybody today to mind your own and keep it pushing

a kind of hyper-poetic thought-speak not meant to be spoken, a mongrel language

ignore the specks on the screen but i'm working on a lil side project to tide me over while i wait for paint to dry

money hit the account so we can eat out

"what's being a trans man like?"

TERFdom may have taken over the island of Britain, but trans people have existed there for far longer. And on Wednesday, April 22nd at 11 am EST, I'll prove it. youtu.be/TgbJjtQdqvA

That selfhood which is our torment, and our treasure, and our humanity, does not endure. It changes; it is gone, a wave on the sea. Would you have the sea grow still and the tides cease, to save one wave, to save yourself?