Laughably evri came third. news.sky.com/story/best-a... In my experience there is DPD and Royal Mail, then there is the rest, then there is the bottom of the barrel, then there is 100 miles of the earths crust AND THEN there is evri.

I once had a surgeon tell me to sleep when I'm tired- naps, going to bed early, sleeping in- because the body cannot heal without adequate rest and it still stands as the most stunning advice I've ever received. We are told not to "indulge" when we're tired (even by doctors!) and it is SO HARMFUL

How often do I have to keep reposting this strip? #cloudflare

You inspire me. #Cloudflare

I can imagine that somewhere at cloudfare, there is a P1 incident call where a lot of people are having a really bad day. I can’t imagine how stressful it is when some issue at your company takes out half the sodding internet.

If the libdems by some miracle find themselves in government, please one thing. For godsake have a plan.

Due to an admin error, we have lost our @oxfordforeurope.bsky.social account. (As you can see that account hasn’t posted for a while). So - after many attempts with the Bluesky team to regain the account - this is the new account. If you see this, please could you repost and follow back? 🙏

And in response to the bigot’s deleted post, no, we don’t spend billions on immigration. The opposite, we gain billions from it. And we’re losing billions by restricting it.

No one who supports Farage is ever going to vote Labour, and now no one who respects human rights and a humane immigration policy can vote for them either. Who the fuck are they trying to appeal to?

As I wrote about last week, Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood’s new immigration plans are dividing Labour. “Performatively cruel,” Stella Creasy says.

Risotto is not work. It is meditation, followed by self care.

Lib Dems for me. Not extreme and very sensible policies. Green desire to leave NATO right now is bonkers

So the plan is, we just take their valuable possessions off them, and put them in a camp...

I recall another political party that would take the gold and jewellery away from people they were “processing” to “offset costs”. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

“And it can’t win power because it is led by self-aggrandising, politically incompetent frauds who in their long and storied parliamentary careers have achieved nothing materially significant besides name recognition” And with that, the Corbyn dog was shot and buried.

So, my wife’s been shall we say “on my case” for a while that I run out of breath going up stairs and various other issues, and after much reminding got me to see her cardiologist.

Just found a sql query so big when viewed on screen it worked as a magic eye image.

Dear Britain: Your polls look very "European" and NOW would be a really really really really really really really good time to switch to PR. ➡️ RFM: 26% | 170 (+74) 🟥 LAB: 19% | 124 (-110) 🟦 CON: 18% | 118 (-38) 🟩 GRN: 15% | 98 (+55) 🟧 LDM: 14% | 91 (+10) 🟨 SNP: 3% | 19 (+2) 🔲 PLC: 2% | 12 (+7)

Just stop over thinking it, make a movie, blow some baddies up, have bond get the girl, she dies and he makes the world right again with some pithy one liners. The audience doesn’t give a shit, we just want Bond vs some twat that looks like Elon Musk

Brexit reduced the UK’s GDP by between 6% and 8%. That is MASSIVE. #ProjectFear #wetoldyouso www.nber.org/papers/w3445...

If I started a petition to Parliament requesting them to debate telling Donald Trump to go and do one, do you think I’d get 100k signatures? It’s tempting.

I’m really impressed to see the left just knuckle down in a time of crisis and concentrating on the real issues and not letting any of the old internal politics get in the way. The way they’ve sorted everything out so quickly… oh wait. W.T.F am I saying. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

My wife arranges the best weekend aways. Just been to bellota ( seriously up and coming Spanish restaurant in Bury st Edmond’s with awesome food and now a multi month waiting list) followed by a two hour afternoon sleep in the hotel. That’s how we roll. #GenX

Man camera sick person

They should edit a version of the traitors on Iplayer where they don’t tell you who the traitors are.

Incredible

INTERVIEWER: Any comment on Zohran Mamdani's victory and what it says about immigrants and trans rights? LABOUR POLITICIAN: (panicking) I've never heard of New York

Claude is down. An entire generation of programmers cry out in pain. “What do we do now?!?!?!?” Try. Programming. Motherfucker. programming-motherfucker.com

For my most recent trick in work I got a 350 second 28 million row sql query down to… 9 seconds. Practically evented new ways to bend space time in the process. Feeling a little chuffed now.

I’m sure it’s now been updated to Louvre2025

My google camera AI summary mails always read like “A fox, a badger, and a toad were seen walking across the back garden around 10am, later on one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse was seen in the front garden. A delivery person left your post in the recycling bin. “

Even Elon Musk's biased Grok estimates the cost to UK of Brexit at about £300bn a year (about £60bn in tax). All the 'black holes' we have are just Brexit. Stop filling them in with tax rises and Public Service cuts and just get rid of Brexit.

My wife won’t allow me to have a dog until I can keep a sourdough starter alive. Sourdough doesn’t make for much of a pet, and has limited abilities to fetch and play ball.

I guess Andrew will just have to use the title everyone else uses for him of TwattyMcCuntFace.

Good to see Your Party have got it togeth... Oh. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

It's just patriots (actual patriots) being patriotic.

Peter Thiel will be pissed.

It’s your party, and frankly, you can keep it.

So I assume they won’t be putting up council tax one penny and have a budget surplus. I think I can find £75,000 in savings they could be making if not.

Just think, if we hadn’t brexited, we probably wouldn’t be talking about tax rises and budget holes now.

The key take from the election is that ‘anyone but Reform’ is effective. Just not for those parties aping Reform.

The greatest thing about a new phone is 100W fast charging. It’s a total game changer

A water company that’s dumping sewage in the sea on a regular basis shouldn’t be paying bonuses and dividends. If that means it’s uninvestable then perhaps it shouldn’t be a for profit public company then.

If this was England, someone from the council would come along and require them to rebuild the demolished building brick by brick back to exactly how it was before they demolished it

the year is 2030. the white house remains half demolished because president trump refused to pay construction workers and musk gutted government spending. two thieves sneak into the white house using a truck mounted ladder and steal the constitution

I would laugh if this wasn't so true 😭

Just found this youtu.be/uCObwsXbSeU?... which is one of the best explainers of Apollo 13 I’ve seen and is just criminally under viewed. It’s a nice 2 hour break from the shit we have to deal with every day

Maybe Mike Johnson is in the Epstein Files. If only there was a way he could clear his name.

It’s really hard to describe something as a war zone when the main protesters are dressed as frogs and a rainbow unicorn.