Megyn Kelly gives really strong “I go to sleep every night knowing that at least one person spit in my food today“ energy.

God took the wrong person from "Home Alone 2." It's really that simple.

Dr. King did not ask us to wait for a better future. He demanded we build it. In moments of fear, intimidation, & discrimination, his lesson still stands: justice is not self-executing. We honor his life not with comfort or nostalgia, but with courage, action, & resolve. The work continues. Always

All you young people who missed out on previous authoritarian presidencies just got to experience War for Oil AND Kent State in the same week.

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Because this administration is literally all about the grift.

Karoline Leavitt standing in front of her sole job description

I don’t mean to be indelicate, but is it possible that Mike Johnson masturbates to Gary Cole’s scenes from Office Space?

These clunky, boxy eyesores are showing up in more driveways around town, I guess people have to store their crap somewhere but I wish they’d put these out of sight. Perhaps they could put it inside of that portable storage unit.

For those of you submitting in advance, it never matters. Thought you should know.

“When Trump fails, it’s really important to recognize that he fails. And why.” Peaceful demonstrations in the streets are working. Legal resistance—especially promises of personal accountability for those who do Trump’s illegal bidding—is working. Keep it up. open.substack.com/pub/thefucki...

OK, let’s get back to the Epstein files.

REP. @brotherjones.bsky.social: “People want to give thoughts and prayers after a shooting, but it’s a form of theological malpractice when you pray for something you have the power to change.”

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So has anyone spun up a generator that will email Pam Bondi from Hillary Clinton’s account with the subject “Release All Of The Epstein Files”, since that’s what the AG is focusing on?

Actual Play is like porn: Whatever you're doing at home is fantastic if everyone is having a good time and gives enthusiastic consent. What you see on screen may not be realistic, or even what most people find enjoyable.

And people wonder why a common opinion is, “Maybe the United Healthcare CEO was the more evil of the two”

Excited about this one!!!

This guys gives me hope - when I feel like my generation is failing us , I thank God for voices like his. https://imgur.com/gallery/what-is-livable-to-you-may-not-be-livable-to-me-does-that-mean-i-dont-deserve-to-live-PqaRQb7

GOLD

The world must be set free.

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my dudes there's no such thing as "too late" to regulate AI, that's a fake idea. AI models aren't untouchable data gods, they're algorithms hosted in cloud storage. Saying we can't regulate AI is like saying we can't deplatform Child P*rn bc "it's already out there". Like, 1s and 0s can be deleted

We’ve bombed Iran. And dismantled our joint terrorism task force. And sent a third of the FBI to help ICE. And gutted the National Security Council. And a drunk guy is in charge at the pentagon. And our intelligence allies probably won’t share intel with us. Because people couldn’t vote for a woman.

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If the phrase, “What do you mean, ‘Where was I on Jan. 6th?’” were a truck.

Kinda wanna open up a warehouse logistics supply/legal aid provider, and call it Appellate Jack’s.

I am ashamed of you, Christians whom I worshipped alongside, ministered with, and cared for, who are willfully and unapologetically partnering with this wasteful violence against the Transgender community.

Perfection.

A *huge* shout-out to the crew over at @3blackhalflings.bsky.social for their successful launch of the City of Black Rose campaign setting!! Sure, it's a success *BUT* that doesn't mean that it can't be even MORE successful, so if you're into #dnd or #daggerheart or any other #ttrpg, GO BACK IT!

We make jokes about this sometimes because it’s laughable. But when journalists try to make sense of the nonsensical, rational out of the irrational, and coherence out of the incoherence, they affirmatively do the public interest great harm.

This sane washing—there not enough white out or bleach that can do that—of Trump, is why we are here. It’s journalistic malpractice. His father bailed out his incompetence, Burnett pushed a false narrative, Fox brainwashes his base, GOP lies for him and the media ignores his insanity and madness.

About goddamn time! www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

Listen, I totally get that you "have to be a U.S. citizen to be president", but hear me out...

How many folks in middle America drive a car made in the UK? Smells like another break for the Rolls-Royce and Bentley crowd, built on the backs of American workers *and* drivers. The grift, it burns... fortune.com/2025/05/09/d...

Voltaire: "The comfort of the rich depends upon an abundant supply of the poor".

Weird. Rome has an American Pope and America has a Russian President.

this a violation of patient confidentiality so total that any health care practitioner or org that fails to oppose it can be written off forever

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What manner of witchcraft IS this?!?

this internet was a mistake, but sometimes it’s the best thing ever created

I often passively hope that an asteroid doesn’t wipe out the planet, but that hope is redoubled when I imagine the petulant, narcissistic windbag currently in the Oval Office giving a live address about it. Not sure why that thought popped into my head…

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Hang on, the judge in *Texas* also blocked the “deportation” (extraordinary rendition) effort? That’s an unexpected little bonus bit of judicial do-the-right-thingedness…

And we need our Democratic leadership to tie them all to him with a f**king Gordian knot. The GOP are in lockstep (goosestep?) behind Trump when he is trampling the Constitution, they can't expect a graceful return if they're still pushing their chips in on oppression and hate.

the media still doesn't get it. Trump is taking ZERO risk. His decisions are specifically made to build his own power and wealth. End of story. Whether the economy collapses or your parents 401K evaporates is not an issue that ever entered his mind or was even discussed when this plan was devised