I'm going to KEEP talking about how Florida Senator Rick Scott, the RICHEST man in all of Congress DEFRAUDED Medicare & is trying to CUT Social Security. Will you join me?🤚

Well....we could have kept Biden after all.

i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious

The universe keeps hitting the wrong target but it's getting closer.

While everyone was on "McConnell Watch" Satan said "Psych!" and called Linsey Graham home. Well played, Satan. Well-played. 😎

You know how you sometimes get a surprise appetizer from the chef because your dinner is delayed? That’s what I’m thinking about this morning.

Lindsey Graham died the way he lived, as a minor distraction from Mitch McConnell

Careful what you put out in the universe. Same thing happened to that Kirk guy.

Now.... what's going on with this Conor guy?

What if all the rest of them become scared the same thing is going to happen to them....

Funniest possible breaking news banner on this amazing headline from a few months ago

lol once again the Knicks win may have reset our current timeline

That random white girl that keeps on popping up on Survival of the Thickest is random AF. She be in the weirdest of moments. Love that for her.

Strangely....the dominant thought I have this morning is..... God works in mysterious ways.

Wait!!!! Did karma show up while I was asleep???

Conor McGregor lost his UFC fight in one round. He had his ass thoroughly beat. This is karma. McGregor violently raped a woman. She needed surgery to remove a tampon and repair the damage. His career should have been over. He should be behind bars.

I'm going to vote for a pig if that is what is presented to me. I don't care how loud it's oink is. Once it's not on that red team.

For sure. Was just in Portugal and I.lived on the metro.

Absolutely not.

Yes

victory lapping on this one

I don't even know what today. I'm out of excuses for y'all.

This "tweet" from a year ago has been deleted by its author. I'm posting here now on BlueSky as a reminder and as a public service, for anyone, should they ever need it. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Meta has enough money to foot the bill for fixing this shit.

As it should!

And you better be starting your morning with some fockin JOY 🗣

BREAKING: A reporter asked Mike Johnson at a press conference today, “Should we bother asking you any questions about Trump reigniting his illegal Iran War without any Constitutionally mandatory Congressional deliberation and authorization... or have you not heard about it yet?"

"Sometimes you gotta burn shit down, to build it back up." Mavis B

Admittedly...guilty on this one.

Why is everyone so hungry to see McConnell?

Now catching Wanda Sykes' most recent Netflix special. Wanda - I am the only one in my family that uses a washcloth......

Hey so, if you use Waymo driverless car services, you are aiding and abetting fascism. Waymo helps ICE agents locate people to terrorize and abduct. The company willingly shares all facial recognition, license plate and GPS data with ICE and other law enforcement agencies—no subpoena required.

Today a friend of mine sent me some words of encouragement. Life is rough for me right now. She also reminded me to put myself first. It was a ChatGPT generated message. I could tell because my friend doesn't speak in the way it was written. I don't know how I feel about this 🙄🙄

Well....there you go. That's all I have...

Ok. So how long is this back and forth going to go on for?

I was able to sell a painting to get the electric bill paid down We're out of food after breakfast tomorrow 🙏🏽 Immediate need $300 Please help if you can. I'm sorry I have to ask

I’m on this motherfucker like white on rice.

How are there soooo many Black players on USA's team????

I am so sick of talking to AI customer representatives. The business that promises to employ, and appropriately train, humans only will have my undying support.

Perfect landing!

Old enough to recognize this as a data center

Wait...miss that Great American State Fair occur? I was hoping to see all the photos of hundreds of people bopping.

I ain't mad at it.

I feel like we the people should start removing these justices without cause.

🎥 NEW: Marc Elias spent years litigating Watson v. RNC all the way to SCOTUS. Today, he explains the Court's 5-4 ruling rejecting the RNC's effort to throw out mail-in ballots postmarked by Election Day but received afterward and argues why every state should adopt this rule NOW👇

The next administration must make DRASTIC CHANGES,, so that we NEVER SEE ANOTHER TRUMP or MAGA. EVER AGAIN!!

When I tell you I'm enamored with this Black woman.