want to see something even sicker?

Fandango and Amazon are melting down and I just want my Wicked: For Good tickets 😭

Happy Julia Murney Month to all who know and celebrate!

Thinking about the episode of Organized Crime where Julia Murney played a rabbi and slapped Stabler. That was a gift to me personally.

MCC DROP THE PRICES HOW MUCH DO I HAVE TO PAY FOR BRIDGES?!?

Did somebody say rapture???

I was supposed to spend my birthday seeing Oh, Mary! with @kevinddaly.bsky.social & @robhern.bsky.social. Instead they came to spend time with me and my broken legs in rehab…and my dad took my ticket and went to the show with them. Not the preferred situation but still making me laugh!

Hey Norbert Leo Butz, you free for the next few weeks?

Someone put Jeremy Piven and Billy Porter on an episode of Hot Ones together. I’m just trying to see something.

I broke both my legs and it’s so traumatic and I’m dealing with a lot but honestly I might be saddest that the EMTs had to cut me out of my very favorite pair of jeans 😭

Who told that belter she was Billy Eichner?

SHERIE RENE SCOTT AS KRISTIN CHENOWETH’S STANDBY HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I really think that all of us would be much happier if we could go see Kimberly Akimbo on Broadway whenever we needed a boost.

My Sunday nights will be significantly less exciting now that Gilded Age season 3 has ended, but I guess congrats to the few people in the group chat who don't watch while the rest of us blow up their notifications.

A truly excellent, if somewhat infuriating, read!

My fantastic four

I get it, but I wish everyone’s public broadcasting talking points didn’t rely so heavily on Sesame Street. PBS has great programming for adults. Great Performances and Live at Lincoln Center have been staples of my tv viewing for my whole life.

Chaos! Glorious chaos!

LEGITIMATELY THE MOST INSANE THING I HAVE EVER SEEN I AM OBSESSED!!!!!!

On the one hand, give Sara Holdren the New York Times job. On the other hand, they absolutely do not deserve her and she shouldn't grace them with her presence!

Laura Benanti should play Mary Todd.

Could someone please listen to "Hair (Reprise)" from the 2009 Hair cast album and confirm if at 1:19 someone says “Play that, Coalhouse!” that’s what I hear and I love the idea of someone in the ensemble paying tribute to Ragtime.

wrote about the Scott Rudin rehabilitation tour in this week's newsletter: open.substack.com/pub/nothingf...

Gilded Age is the one bright spot in the world.

Time for my stories* *low-stakes drama with poorly-written dialogue delivered to the hilt by an A-list roster of Tony-winning actresses. And occasionally actors.

I feel like I just need to plaster "TWO THINGS CAN BE TRUE AT ONCE" on a billboard, my shirt, in the sky, whatever. Lack of nuance from all of us is so destabilizing.

OH OKAY!!!!!!

Justice for Smash but also this closing is so Smash coded.

everyone talking about best actress but I am over here sad about John Proctor and English going home empty handed

I did love MAYBE HAPPY ENDING and I'm happy it won best musical. The biggest disappointment (other than the musical lead categories) is that JOHN PROCTOR IS THE VILLAIN and DEAD OUTLAW are going home empty-handed. #TonyAwards

And the most important Tony Award goes to my love @kevinddaly.bsky.social!!!!

Well fuck this fake ass crying speech and give the Tony to Audra!

LACHANZE IS IN THAT DAMN THEATER TOO STOP ERASING HER FROM THE COLOR PURPLE NARRATIVE!!!!

Also this is some real Nick Christopher erasure!!!!

AUDRA MCDONALD THE WOMAN YOU ARE

COLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That “In Memoriam” just ripped my heart out.

Michael Arden absolutely deserves this but also now he can go give the 2023 Tony Award to Jessica Stone.

HELL YES SAM PINKLETON!!!!!

I despised Eureka Day and I will say that with my whole chest!

I can’t be mad that BJJ has a Tony but also you will not convince me that Oh, Mary was not the best written play of the season………robbed

DHP could’ve just done “Penny in My Pocket” and it would’ve been more entertaining than that.

Groff in the audience is a tribute to Gavin and you can’t tell me otherwise.

I have adored Celia Keenan-Bolger for 20 years and she continues to inspire me every day.

Should have had a commercial break after Celia Keenan-Bolger's speech to give everyone a chance to stop crying before the next award. #TonyAwards

Sara giving Celia her Tony oh I am sobbing already!!!!!

I will still never understand why we have to do commercial breaks during the Act One broadcast when we’re not on an actual channel!

The Stokes voiceover already makes this a great night!

I love Groff but I will always be mad at the Brian d’Arcy James erasure when people talk about the original cast of Hamilton (I know off broadway vs Broadway BUT STILL)

West End Next to Normal changing “March 1” to “May 1” in “Hey #1” is giving me an identity crisis.