A production of The Baker's Wife where Geneviève is played by a human, but the rest of the town is Muppets. Swedish Chef plays Aimable. Miss Piggy plays Denise. Link Hogthrob is Dominique. Gonzo is the Marquis, with the Nieces played by chickens.

"It's funny when they cut to Harrison Ford, but I still don't like seeing people in pain." - @connorratliff.bsky.social on The Star Wars Holiday Special this afternoon at the Paley Center

I hope Lucas Hnath actually writes a play again one of these days.

My Spotify Wrapped

THE QUEEN OF VERSAILLES is a very bad musical, but with Sherie Rene Scott, my god, it almost plays like a good one.

@texaninnyc.bsky.social can't respond directly, but I DMed you.

THE BAKER'S WIFE makes even less sense than usual when the Aimable is this charismatic and handsome and the Dominique is this unbearably dull.

it's impossible for me to think of the Falklands without remembering the one time I did Model UN in high school. I was assigned to the security counsel and everyone wanted to deal with a nuclear issue, except the British delegate, who was fixated on the Falklands. (1/2)

I guess this scene got cut from Perfect Days?

Grandma Thankfully Dies Before Sister’s Girlfriend Arrives https://theonion.com/grandma-thankfully-dies-before-sisters-girlfriend-arrives/

Guys, I haven't seen Elmo in over an hour and I'm worried

there are no greater performers than the kids in costume on parade floats who have to fake a little two step while a C-list pop star lip syncs behind them

shaggy is singing a medley of hits on a float topped with a golden turkey idol

Labubu debutbut soon! #macysparade

muppets wearing scarves is thanksgiving’s most beautiful tradition

Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...

IT'S A GODDAMN CHRISTMAS SONG IT'S RIGHT THERE IN THE LYRICS

happy Thanksgiving! in the immortal words of Abraham Lincoln, “Now by God I’ll see if I can’t cut up this turkey without farting!”

I miss Joel Godard and hope he's enjoying retirement(?). #macysparade

Happy Sarah Brightman Pirate Queen Day to all who celebrate.

Happy Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Day! #macysparade

Just out of WAKE UP DEAD MAN. @rianjohnson.bsky.social, I love you, you magnificent troll.

THERE...ARE...FOUR...LOKOS!

You call this a career?

“I have been changed for Goof”

What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

"The Southern Spear" is what Hegseth has nicknamed his penis.

Doesn't everyone?

“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein

hey New Group, if THE ADDING MACHINE is "as scarily current as when it was written 100 years ago", why does Thomas Bradshaw need to revise it? (and where's he going to find space for transgressive explicit sex?)

I'm just so fucking thrilled (unironically) that I live in Westchester and am thus not obligated to have an opinion on the mayoral election.

I used to get mad when people misused "decimated" to refer to things that weren't 1/10th destroyed, but I've given it some thought and now I've done a complete 360 on it

joke's on him, we've never been organized

Pretty sure that I won't see four movies in the next two months that are better than BUGONIA, so that's at least one of my top five for the year sorted.

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗

the trick lies in figuring out how to get together with friends for a catch-up without sad-sacking out the whole conversation.

In honor of the 30th anniversary of Neon Genesis Evangelion, I am finally watching Neon Genesis Evangelion.

Del Toro's FRANKENSTEIN is relentlessly and uncharacteristically self-serious, at times almost to the point of unintentional comedy. The CGI is improbably terrible, the score overbearing, the ending weirdly sentimental. Jacob Elordi is terrific as the Monster, though.

I'm not gay, alcoholic, or successful, but I am a sad, short, lonely, Jewish musical theatre lyricist so it's like BLUE MOON is about me!

these days--today and tomorrow especially, because it's NAMT--when people ask me how I am, I have to ask if they want the polite answer or the real answer.

so is the AWS outage why none of my comments on Reddit will post?

My Ea-nāṣir a) has the correct diacriticals and b) is obviously a Ferengi.

Usually we just call them Trump voters.

D'Angelo and Drew Struzan on one day? maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan.

where does he think the Filet-o-Fish comes from?

Right in time for Yom Kippur, I've finished a draft of the lyric for the song I'm writing with Josh Freilich for this show that nobody is going to come to because it's the same night as the damn Bridges of Madison County and Boys From Syracuse concerts. (please come.)

i don't understand conservative toughness, which involves being scared shitless of everything but also talking about how tough you are

Hegseth clearly missed his true calling, which is spending the rest of his life doing unlicensed community theatre productions of Glengarry Glenn Ross that add in Alec Baldwin’s character.

Man, he really hates the early work of Dave Malloy.

the new AD at MTC is five years younger than I am and started there as an intern in 2009.