i'm watching last night's 90 Day Fiancé The Other Way. one of the women on it just said: "Johny doesnt even drink. And I myself, I dont want to say I'm an avid drinker, but I mean, I'm not going out sober!" 😂😂😂

when i woke up this morning, i saw a pizza in my fridge that i knew nothing about. i live alone. turns out, while on ambien last night, i went to domino's pizza while asleep. i have zero memory of it. that's really scary

He orders extrajudicial killings. He sent troops into our cities. He terrorizes citizens with ICE raids. He raised taxes without congressional approval. He has ruined American farmers and ranchers. He plans to starve the vulnerable. He demolished our house. Remove him from office.

Introverts don’t need big plans to be happy. Just give them an empty house, snacks, their favorite playlist, and a blanket. They’ll spend the day avoiding people and half-starting five new hobbies. Pure peace.

I know this is the Internet and my friends aren't here to tell you stories about me getting into crazy fights but I'm a large 6'9" dude and all of my being good and kind and civilized would have taken a knee while I punched this motherfucker in the throat

yesterday, my NP increased the dose on my antipsychotics (olanzapine). i'm now at 20mg/day, which is the highest recommended dose. i really hope this helps 🤞🏼 #mentalillness #mentalhealth

osama bin laden won. it led america to where we are now

public transport should be free. it is for me, since i'm disabled, but i think it should be free for everyone

it's amazing how many people dont realize that Puerto Ricans are US citizens. the dumbest people are in charge

Hey Leavitt, Jesus didn't have papers, wasn't white, and wasn't American. He gave medical care to the poor for FREE. And he absolutely would take offense to that murder weapon hanging between your tits. WTF are you doing out of the kitchen anyway, Tradrib? GFY, The Rest of America

The Declaration of Independence and the US Constitution were both signed in this building. It’s telling that Trump’s shutdown has Independence Hall closed and the Liberty Bell locked away.

i've been turned down for all sorts of jobs. i couldnt even get a job at the local grocery store. i dressed up for that interview, too

when it's all said and done, i wonder how many deaths historians will place on trump

i went down the stairs to get the mail and when i opened the door to go into the hallway, there was a giant (male) delivery driver standing right in front of me. i did an immediate about-face and came right back up the stairs. guess i wont be getting the mail today #ptsd #mentalillness

Hi Friends! Catch me on #KimmelinBrooklyn tonight! @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social

current mood: Fade To Black by Metallica

ICE has never rolled up on actual gang members. That's the post.

Taken just a few minutes ago outside the ICE facility in Portland that Trump claims is under siege. My message to Donald Trump is this: we don’t need you here. Stay the hell out of our city.

i'm alive because someone found me five years ago after i had overdosed. i had intentionally tried to kill myself. even though i've had some good days since, i'm not sure if i'm glad to still be here 🤷🏼‍♀️ life is such a struggle #selfharm #mentalillness #mentalhealth

If anyone has any internal DOJ memoranda opining on the merits of charging Jim Comey, please send it to me and I may or may not provide it anonymously to the press. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

They lied under oath in their nomination hearings about having no intention to reverse Roe. I believe Boof lied about a LOT of other s**t too (like sexual assault) and we still don't know who paid his LARGE debts for him.

if you're a star trek tng fan, the genesis wave is a great read. it tells the story of how the borg came to be. so good!! www.goodreads.com/book/show/43...

would you kill the fat man? www.goodreads.com/book/show/17...

I don’t even like James Comey, but this is so wrong. Let’s start indicting Supreme Court justices who blatantly lied to Congress

this cant be good: "The Pentagon has summoned military officials from around the world for a gathering in Virginia. Even top generals and their staffs don’t know the reason for the meeting" www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

i use gemini a lot and i finaly got around to trying gemini cli (on debian 13). i really like being able to use it outside the browser like this #gemini #ai

MSNBC: Breaking news. It's out of the eastern district of Virginia, where three sources familiar tell MSNBC former FBI director James Comey is expected to be indicted in the coming days

@schumer.senate.gov and @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social are either completely corrupted or need to be removed immediately for incompetence. Period. End. If you care about democracy, they must step down. At best, they’re poor leaders. At worst, they’re on the MAGA payroll.

the UN should change headquarters to *anywhere* in Europe

Study now links Guns to Autism Call your representatives

imagine if Hillary had won

SNL should invite Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert to host together. Fuck fascism.

AOC: We should be clear about who Charlie Kirk was. A man who believed that the civil rights act that granted black Americans the right to vote was a mistake… His rhetoric and beliefs were ignorant, uneducated, and sought to disenfranchise millions of Americans.

i'm glad that the F-35 base that i live next to tend to not fly at night. those things are loud as hell

They want to cancel Jimmy Kimmel and kill free speech? Time to hit them where it hurts—their pockets: - Cancel Disney+ - Cancel Hulu - Boycott ESPN - Boycott ABC Let them know why you’re canceling/boycotting. - ABC contact: support.abc.com/hc/en-us/art... - Nexstar contact: www.nexstar.tv/contact/

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

If Pope Leo has not canonized Charlie Kirk by April 20th we will prosecute. by Pam Bondi

got my pixel pro buds 2 today! i'm excited! 🥳

Do not put your name on a website to register for a rally in this political climate. What the fuck's wrong with y'all. Are there any people of color that work at this org who might knock some sense into your peach colored heads.

when i was 10, i went ice finishing on lake Michigan with my late brother. he fell in and i could *not* stop laughing! the memory still makes me smile (he was fine)

i should've learned how to get around weechat decades ago. i wasted too many good years on irssi

This was a word AND he cussed 😂

i'm trying to watch ET on paramount+ in lead up to the Emmy's, and it keeps buffering 🤬

The Stages of MAGA grief...

Yeah. Now they're praying for him.

We can be morally outraged by an assassination and at the same time acknowledge that Charlie Kirk’s racism and misogyny were immoral. Whitewashing his behavior and beliefs betrays the collective by masking how we got to this place in America.

real talk

the real glory of world war two was that it involved a warrior cult being ground down and beaten to a pulp by people who would rather have been doing something else.

So Ron DeSantis is abolishing vaccine mandates for schoolchildren. And Dr. Oz is proposing that Medicare use AI death panels to deny coverage. And RFK Jr. is making it harder for Americans to get vaccines. It's like these ignorant zealots are in a contest to see who can kill the most Americans.

I'll start taking the male loneliness epidemic seriously when y'all start taking the male shittiness epidemic seriously