I don't think people realize how much a trillion dollars is. Let's say you get paid a million dollars per day. That's a lot, right? If you spend none of it and pay no taxes, you'll have a trillion dollars in approximately two thousand seven hundred (2700) YEARS. No one should have that much.

Hunter has top surgery scars!! 👀 Tboy swag confirmed #fionaandcake

Theory: cats can have ADHD too

Y'know during highschool I recognized that my world history class was important despite how tedious it felt, but I really did not expect to live through a recreation of nearly every event in that textbook packed into less than decade after graduation

Important note: do not swallow things while sitting in an anti gravity chair if you have a gravity based digestive system

Me: Man I'm tired, I should try and get some extra sleep tonight Narrator: It was already after midnight on a work day

Periwinktober Day 20: Strip #236 you should always been your own best friend #periwinktober #platinumdreams

Nothin else for it

you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am

this one doin numbers on mastodon but bsky doesn't let me have enough characters

The time I spend in the parking lot inside my car alone after work and before going home is actually a sacred liminal space meditation ritual to prevent my metamorphosis into a giant undesirable insect

Hot take but employees asking for a wage high enough to pay their own rent isn't taking money away from business owners- the same landlords are. But its much easier to try to punch down your bottom line employees than to organize and tackle the urban mega landlords pricing everyone out

This two-parter below is exactly why it's hard to make clothes in the United States. Let's look at how much it costs to produce a button-up shirt in the US. 🧵

Why you - & your kids! - need a flu shot: I hate to platform Leena Wen, so I'll summarize rather than share a link: 🔹️Last year was very bad, & it could happen again. More people were hospitalized for flu in 2024-5 than in each of almost 15 years prior. 1/10 www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...

The (somewhat) silent solidarity between two people having an IBS flare in the same public restroom is uniquely comforting

Paw Blart

Musical prodigy Charles Yang breaking into a heart-rending and soulful cover of Sam Cooke's 'A Change Is Gonna Come.' Yang is an American violinist, composer and singer, and a graduate of the Juilliard School. #music #blues #vocals #soulful

leaping from conclusions

Cis people post indistinguishable gym gains flex pics because they wish they had the ability to drop something as baller as a transition timeline

People need to abandon chat gpt and go back to talking to their weird cousins for useless probably false information

I couldn’t bear to see my mother’s tears, nor my sisters’ and little brother’s, so I decided to head south while leaving my heart behind. I can’t say anymore Please help us cover the costs we’re facing ❤️ chuffed.org/project/help...

Customers will tell service workers that they shouldn't be paid more because "a robot can do your job" but the same people become infuriated when they encounter a buggy self-service order kiosk, a requirement to use an online booking service or other poorly implemented automation, curious 🤔

I don't post much but PLEASE look how happy my cat is that I let her have a little bit of beet juice 😂 (it is safe for pets *and* hydrating dw) #cats

Teddy from Bob's Burgers being trans makes even more sense character-wise when you consider that he probably transitioned after a messy lesbian divorce

Horrible fact: if you worked *two* 8 hour shifts 7 days a week all year on the US federal minimum wage you wouldn't even hit the median wage. So like no, working hard does not bring wealth.

Good morning dear friends, here is today’s #Motification. I’ve spoken to Mo @helpcatsmsallam and he’s fine. It was a dreadful night he said, lots of shelling in streets too close to him. It’s Ayman’s 14th birthday today, please send him birthday wishes paypal.me/animalrescue703

"I asked Chat GPT" yeah well I consulted a Scorpio and they said that Chat GPT is collecting your personal data and now your privacy is at risk

Something important to recognize: removing groups of people from restrooms by claiming they're "unsafe" for cishet white women has always been a tool of white supremacy. They pick a new main strawman to spotlight periodically, BIPOC women (yes, even after segregation "ended"), wlw, trans women, etc

Every flashbang could instead be a meal for a poor kid. Every hotel room for a National Guardsman deployed to fire at our neighbors could house a homeless vet. Every "less-than-lethal" bullet pulled from a journalist's eye could be already needed healthcare for anyone else. All of this is a choice.

The lilo and stitch remake should have instead used the original ending that have to be retconned because 911 happened right before release and it was literally stitch hijacking a passenger plane and almost crashing into a few skyscrapers

If anyone was curious, if you have a nosebleed that lays for 5 days they'll cauterize it then waterboard you with tranexamic acid. The burnt sinuses + txa combo then makes everything smell like pineapple barbequed human flesh for a few days

Heartwarming! When This Guy’s Cybertruck Blew a Tire, a Good Samaritan Stopped and Beat Him With a Tire Iron thehardtimes.net/blog/heartwa...