What a majestic creature

This account mostly exists to post pics of my child. So you know... admire her or something.

Dong Lemon

The extra secret unlockable Five Nights at Freddy's ending.

Other peoples wives: "Stop buying Transformers" My wife: "You don't play with your Transformers enough."

I know my many Iron Sheikh is camel clutching that jabroni into Satan's asshole.

Literally fighting back tears right now.

Ran into @flavorflav.bsky.social at one of my old haunts when I still lived in Morgantown. He was just hanging out, playing pool. One of the most down to earth and kindest famous person I've met.

Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me

Look at her little swimmies!

Our next single is here! Check out "The Unobtainable Sleep" from our upcoming album HARBINGERS. youtu.be/KOiDJMEooEU?...

I told her no being a goblin.

This brings joy

Every once in awhile I'm reminded this band exists and that they are very good: youtube.com/playlist?lis...

Man I miss MythBusters

youtu.be/Pb9tln--Ajs @megabeardo.bsky.social this happen to be on your radar at all?

Two years ago and today 🥹

This is how I keep my heating costs low.

lmfao

"This isn't America! This isn't us!" *opens a history book "Oh no... Oh nooooo.... whoopsie-daisies!"

You ever feel like you're being judged by a superior being?

Guitar inspector.

A big part of the problem is stupid people have been convinced by rich people that AI is God, when AI is closer to an automatic dog food dispenser.

These kids blew my mind. If you ever asked yourself "what if Alucard started a thrash metal band in the mid 80s?"... your answer is VOID.

Death metal and weight lifting will never surrender your freedom fascist oligarchy.

Two years with this goober. My toes have lived in fear ever since.

I fucking love this city.

No one tell them that the tv screen is blank.

Top 10 Gaming Keyboards hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

First post here on Flashes! Behold a wild Wilhelm!

I'm not seeing much news on this. This is the biggest power grab so far. We're living in very dangerous times now. www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

Trump's lawyers are absolutely flailing in the courts right now

Gonna have fire my guitar tech. 😩

"Which of hundreds of millions of people who hate this bastard did this?"

I aspire to be as joyful as this lady with her Shin-Gojira.

One of my favorite artists. Chances are you may have seen their work before. I've got my own struggles but please consider helping out one of the best people to ever do a dang ol' doodle.

If we have history books in our children of men ass future they're gonna be populated with names like Cat Turd 2 and Big Balls

Hope, without action, is hopeless. So while you are clinging onto hope for a change for the better, and hope to see this come to fruition, make sure you are also working towards that end.

Not even 2 weeks in and we've skipped to the concentration camps part. apnews.com/article/trum...

"I would have stood up to the Nazis!" Most German citizens just went along with it because it was inconvenient to their lives to stand up Are you standing up right now, or are you just going to work and drinking beer and complaining online?

Over the next couple of years you're going to see and hear horrible and stupid things happen, one after another. The stupid attempt to rename the Gulf of Mexico?

*Jigsaw voice: "Hello Mr Musk. In life you liked to play games with people and their lives and then you were caught paying people to play games for you. Your hands are bound to an N64 controller and you are in the Water temple of Ocarina of Time. A sledge hammer is aimed directly at your balls."

Everyone gets their turn in the clown-car with a dildo mounted on the hood. We came back for seconds.

RIP to a legend.

Never change Pittsburgh.