I'm not at all a religious person, but the "serenity prayer" is very fitting here and something I aspire to.

Intergalactic Space Warrior Samus for the iam8bit 20th anniversary art show.

in the PIT. straight up "fusing it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My BALLs

Idk why, but I think my three favorite words to hear are "you were right"

I think calling your followers "chat" is incredibly insulting and a disgusting example of main character syndrome

Pommes frites fried in duck fat si vous plait

Maybe this is a bad translation. Or maybe we only have six weeks to play Metroid Prime 3 before Prime 4 comes out.

TWO. HUNDRED. And we're not done yet. 1 Kirby (or friend) a day until Air Riders is released #200 #Kirby #fanart #KirbyAirRiders #星のカービィ

This game might be too complicated for me

Noticing an influx of random accounts liking some of my old skeets, and just got my first (?) spam DM. I don't think this is coincidental timing with those garbage govt accounts. About 1 year out from midterms and they're starting their bot ops.

Time to get Baja Blasted

You can tell Bluesky is thriving because every so often bad actors flock over here to try to rile us up.

I wonder if the first Mario Kart World DLC will be a Galaxy movie tie-in, where they build out more courses in an upper map that the UFOs beam you up to.

I kinda want a Costco pizza 🍕

No voice acting in Pokemon is one thing, but from clips I've seen it's just... silent?? Make chirps or beeps or Charlie Brown's parents' noises... something!

What's the most oversold software in the corporate world and why is it Workday?

People continue to praise Edith Finch and it makes me wonder if I should give it a second chance or if it's just "not for me". I just didn't care about the story it was trying to tell and there weren't enough gameplay elements to keep me engaged.

100 Cattivas vs Ultimate Boss

I stopped using dryer sheets because I got convinced by some article that younger millennials and Gen Z had mostly stopped using them, because they're just a P&G marketing invention and you don't really need them. But I like the smell, dammit. I'm going back.

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lol wut

I'm starting to think the itch dot io folks really don't know what they're doing

One dude says: 1) he bought it to advertise his business 2) his business is renovating homes 3) he won't drive it to clients' homes anymore, fearing a negative reaction So... what's the point then? Just sell it

I have a spare laptop w/ a decent GPU. I'm making it my "last resort" Windows gaming machine for games that won't run well on Steam Deck. I just put Windows 10 IoT LTSC on it and holy shit, this is the Windows you want (stripped down to the bare bones).

I dare you to click the mystery video

Why Canadians annunciate so good

I hope you guys "catch 'em all" in that crazy city!

@quest64official.bsky.social By my math, Quest 64 was the 65th N64 game released in North America.

I dare you to click the mystery video

For greeting cards, I just grab the first thing I see with a dog on it. This one must be AI, right? Dogs don't have 3 toes.

I love subtitles, but I can't stand the fucking Tik Tok videos reposted to every other social site with the auto-generated, one-word-at-a-time highlighting auto-subtitles, complete with transcription errors and everything.

Who will win? One smol boy or a juiced up beetle? #Kirbyredrawn @retroredrawn.bsky.social Slots still open! Join in! #pixelart #ドット絵 #Kirby

Battlefield 6 commercials using Bullet with Butterfly Wings feels cringe AF

They made a second Tron movie?

I'm ready to get boned

I'm ready to get boned

This was Hell. 1 Kirby (or friend) a day until Air Riders is released #193 #Kirby #fanart #KirbyAirRiders #星のカービィ

I combined yellow and blue Gatorade powder and made green garbage drink.

Lonely Guys Buy Toys

Hon hon baguette 1 Kirby (or friend) a day until Air Riders is released #192 #Kirby #fanart #KirbyAirRiders #星のカービィ

I'm afraid of finishing my Old Bay Goldfish because I don't think I'll be able to find them again.

I don't like him personally, but David Simon on AI is the final word on the subject.

"Ya know what? FUCK YOU." *unMuds your Kip*

I pre-ordered my first stupid "game key card" Switch 2 game (DQ I & II HD-2D-3D-Initial D) because I want to play it at release. My thinking: playing through it then selling the copy is still cheaper/better than buying digitally, and it's a game I really only want to play once.

I had to bench one: JCM, Skattebo, Waddle, Pickens Guess who I benched.

A nice big and fat "Good morning" to all my sumos out there.

Who did you marry in DQXI?

Cursed

Just deleted all of my skeets that are 6mo+ old. I'll continue this going forward to keep things clean.