Mine's the 256GB model, but otherwise same processor and RAM. $300 higher now.

Just past midnight I smelled smoke; looked around at my neighbors' houses until I finally spotted a big flame a street over. Jumped in my car and drove over to find that it's just some fuckface burning leaves in his front yard like it's nothing (~4ft from a tree and 12ft from his front door).

"My Anna Conda don't want none" #HUNTDOWN (attribution in alt text)

Captain Toad Treasure Hamster is pretty cool. I completely forgot that this was a Wii U game!

Stek (yes I know my slicing is shit and it's closer to medium than medium rare)

"Now that we've determined the individual tax rates for copper and zinc, let's get down to brass tax." Suck it, MW.

Advertise your account with a Simpsons image

I used this to get an 8bitdo Pro 3 for $38. Great price for a great controller.

Poyo bitches

My buddy, who bought a novelty mechanical watch as his first watch: "Yeah, I really like the value and the way it looks" Me, a watch guy: "Cool! Does it keep good time?" Buddy: "Oh, fuck no"

I personally think it's pretty fucked up that they fed vegetarians to these chickens

I've grown to associate sitting at a desk in front of a desktop computer using a keyboard and mouse with work and productivity. I can no longer associate it with gaming. It just feels wrong.

Guarantee

I feel bad about most layoffs. I don't feel bad about these layoffs.

Stupid Bluesky update broke the ability to zoom on the UI and on photos.

didn't you put your phone in the pool because it was too hot or something?

I have the mildest interest in LLMs trained on local “source of truth” datasets. I believe programmers who say Claude improves their code. But 98% of what we call "AI" today is the grift. It's the plagiarism machine that ignores copyright, feeds propaganda, and makes computers unaffordable. 1/2

is it the one who complained his phone didn't work because it got too hot but he submerged it in a pool *checks and finds I'm now blocked* helllll yeahhhh

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Wow. That little creepy android girl freaks me the fuck out.

This shit is so cool

So Tomodachi Life is just a Mad Libs game, huh?

McPORK

Your reminder not to shop at GameStop. Let them die like they should have 6 years ago.

Spoiler alert: they didn't and we are fucked.

Wow. I didn't expect this.

Early Access on May 7th! #HuntdownOvertime youtu.be/Y2kC39Wihow

oh my GOD this site feels like it's being held together with duct tape and string, wtf is happening???

Look what you made me do

Tell me it's not a bubble

GOTY #HuntdownOvertime youtu.be/JbN_lsZtoaA

Please don't try to explain the difference between "rougelike" and "rougelite" to me as I don't really care and will continue to use them interchangeably.

A bowling rougelike where the actual bowling is only like a third of what you do and the rest is wandering around the bowling alley to upgrade shit and build relationships.

While It looks almost indistinguishable, for me the Switch 2 Pro controller is noticeably less comfortable to hold than the Switch 1 Pro controller. The Switch 2 Pro controller is slightly smaller/narrower/more rounded and my hands roll forward into a less comfortable position.

drink what?

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It's not just a boycott. I'm never shopping at Target again.

I think I love everything, but I'll pass on that holiday turkey (especially the breast meat). It's the white bread of meats.

I've never had a LinkedIn account (and I won't) but I'm curious, can you just get on there and talk shit? Like, just dump all over every pretentious post you see? Or is the moderation super strict?

Smexy Birdo

Let's say you are the President of Microsoft's CoreAI division. And they have made it very clear that AI is the most important thing they're doing (putting it in everything). And then they make you the CEO of their dying game division (that contributes essentially nothing). How offended are you??

"Today, you gotta get off your ass and live"

Found out that Ace Hardware (of all places) still sells these. Yum! 😋