Greg Brown’s dinosaur mentality about analytics and pitcher usage is really getting old.

Imagine being this rich and still kissing Trump’s ass because you only have $400B and want more.

When you had all semester but never did the reading

Cleveland Browns fandom in a single clip

Next they’re going to demand to build a dome big enough to cover a 18 hole golf course so he can just stay in a fortress all day long

Have you been forced to watch the bullpen assembled by Ben Cherington? YOU may be entitled to compensation

This fucking guy part 732189

Shut it down, everyone. The internet isn’t going to get stupider than this

People in China are writing in Chinese. Those sneaky bastards

Poor Buffalo - just brutal to be a Buffalo fan.

Agreed

With the release of The Mandalorian and Grogu, we are going to see a big uptick in adoptions. As someone who works in Grogu rescue, I will remind you: when you adopt a Baby Yoda, you are committing to its 𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘭 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘯. Grogus can live up to 900 years. They can also move shit around your apartment.

Fucking outrageous even by the corruption of this government

As a guy with half a trillion dollars, I have lots of options: 1. Enjoy a 100% stress-free life doing whatever I please in unfathomable luxury all over the world with people of my choosing 2. Have 87 meltdowns a day on a website

Cherington assembling the bullpen

Call Mr Lowe, that’s his name, his name again is Mr Lowe

Sounds like a challenge

#RaiseIt #HoistTheCone

All Americans are united in hating this song

This fucking guy (Exhibit No. 276432)

Atta boy, Endy

Who’s running that zoo, Ron Hextall? Gotta get younger and faster in the gorilla game

I normally oppose the death penalty but..

interesting rationale from a prospective juror in the Elon Musk Twitter stock manipulation case

Let the woman watch the game. She’s clearly unable to talk more. Let it go, Barbara Walters

They will finally learn to pronounce Versailles in Paris when the Yinzers descend.

They will finally learn to pronounce Versailles in Paris when the Yinzers descend.

Do these guys ever listen to their rhetoric?

How it’s going How it’s going to go

Konnor Griffin

Triolo hitting lead off

The level of anger I have with fascism is reaching a boiling point.

This fucking asshole

Lowe KAPOW

TOOTBLAN

Lowe KAPOW

Please hook this Wild-Avs series straight to my veins and make it go 20 games

Bad news

Trump repeatedly bragging about being asked to take the dementia screener is like a work colleague bragging about having to take daily court-ordered drug tests.

Trump: "I took three cognitive tests. Aced all of them, by the way. I'm the only president to take a cognitive test. I don't think Obama could pass it. The first question is very easy -- it's a lion, a giraffe, a bear, and a shark. They say, 'Which one is the bear?'"

This guy knows the only way to keep his job is to act like the biggest dick on Earth because Trump loves it. It also matches his only actual skill set.

Paul Skenes taking the Pens loss as hard as the rest of us.

The trumpet on "My Boyfriend's Back" by the Angels is played by Ronnie James Dio

SHOOT THE PUVL NOVAK

Every fucking day this guy becomes more odious and contemptible. But he also has the charisma of a houseplant, so I hope he is the future of this fascist movement

I want my dog to pay my mortgage. Both have the same chance

He’s an Ent, Sid. You know better.