Expittriate
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Graduated in the top 100% of my class
Greg Brown’s dinosaur mentality about analytics and pitcher usage is really getting old.
about 17 hours ago
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Imagine being this rich and still kissing Trump’s ass because you only have $400B and want more.
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about 18 hours ago
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When you had all semester but never did the reading
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1 day ago
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Cleveland Browns fandom in a single clip
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1 day ago
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Next they’re going to demand to build a dome big enough to cover a 18 hole golf course so he can just stay in a fortress all day long
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1 day ago
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Have you been forced to watch the bullpen assembled by Ben Cherington? YOU may be entitled to compensation
1 day ago
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This fucking guy part 732189
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2 days ago
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Shut it down, everyone. The internet isn’t going to get stupider than this
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2 days ago
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People in China are writing in Chinese. Those sneaky bastards
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2 days ago
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Poor Buffalo - just brutal to be a Buffalo fan.
3 days ago
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Agreed
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3 days ago
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Lauren Flans
3 days ago
With the release of The Mandalorian and Grogu, we are going to see a big uptick in adoptions. As someone who works in Grogu rescue, I will remind you: when you adopt a Baby Yoda, you are committing to its 𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘭 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘯. Grogus can live up to 900 years. They can also move shit around your apartment.
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Fucking outrageous even by the corruption of this government
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3 days ago
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the hype
4 days ago
As a guy with half a trillion dollars, I have lots of options: 1. Enjoy a 100% stress-free life doing whatever I please in unfathomable luxury all over the world with people of my choosing 2. Have 87 meltdowns a day on a website
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Cherington assembling the bullpen
6 days ago
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Call Mr Lowe, that’s his name, his name again is Mr Lowe
6 days ago
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Sounds like a challenge
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6 days ago
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#RaiseIt
#HoistTheCone
7 days ago
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7 days ago
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All Americans are united in hating this song
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7 days ago
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This fucking guy (Exhibit No. 276432)
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7 days ago
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Atta boy, Endy
7 days ago
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Who’s running that zoo, Ron Hextall? Gotta get younger and faster in the gorilla game
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7 days ago
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I normally oppose the death penalty but..
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7 days ago
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Mark J. Nelson
8 days ago
interesting rationale from a prospective juror in the Elon Musk Twitter stock manipulation case
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Let the woman watch the game. She’s clearly unable to talk more. Let it go, Barbara Walters
8 days ago
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They will finally learn to pronounce Versailles in Paris when the Yinzers descend.
9 days ago
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They will finally learn to pronounce Versailles in Paris when the Yinzers descend.
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9 days ago
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9 days ago
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Do these guys ever listen to their rhetoric?
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11 days ago
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Will Bunch
12 days ago
How it’s going How it’s going to go
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Konnor Griffin
13 days ago
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Triolo hitting lead off
13 days ago
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The level of anger I have with fascism is reaching a boiling point.
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13 days ago
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This fucking asshole
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14 days ago
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Lowe KAPOW
14 days ago
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TOOTBLAN
15 days ago
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Lowe KAPOW
15 days ago
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Please hook this Wild-Avs series straight to my veins and make it go 20 games
18 days ago
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Bad news
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20 days ago
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Kevin M. Kruse
20 days ago
Trump repeatedly bragging about being asked to take the dementia screener is like a work colleague bragging about having to take daily court-ordered drug tests.
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Aaron Rupar
20 days ago
Trump: "I took three cognitive tests. Aced all of them, by the way. I'm the only president to take a cognitive test. I don't think Obama could pass it. The first question is very easy -- it's a lion, a giraffe, a bear, and a shark. They say, 'Which one is the bear?'"
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This guy knows the only way to keep his job is to act like the biggest dick on Earth because Trump loves it. It also matches his only actual skill set.
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21 days ago
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Paul Skenes taking the Pens loss as hard as the rest of us.
21 days ago
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Andrew Hickey
21 days ago
The trumpet on "My Boyfriend's Back" by the Angels is played by Ronnie James Dio
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SHOOT THE PUVL NOVAK
22 days ago
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Every fucking day this guy becomes more odious and contemptible. But he also has the charisma of a houseplant, so I hope he is the future of this fascist movement
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22 days ago
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I want my dog to pay my mortgage. Both have the same chance
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23 days ago
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JosABanks
24 days ago
He’s an Ent, Sid. You know better.
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