“Ochoa is a Border Patrol agent who joined CBP in 2018. Gutierrez joined in 2014 and works for CBP’s Office of Field Operations. He is assigned to a special response team, which conducts high-risk operations like those of police SWAT units. Records show both men are from South Texas.”

Jim Jordan has never passed the bar exam. The fact that he serves as Chair of the House Judiciary Committee tells you everything about how seriously today’s Republican Party takes its responsibility for legal oversight.

Go follow @kornetzke.bsky.social

When you’re autistic and history’s your jam, every martini is an opportunity for drunk history time

Republicans are mad about the new Cracker Barrel logo because they can’t read. How will they find Cracker Barrel if both the cracker and barrel are gone?

🔥 CALIFORNIA Assemblyman Marc Berman: “I’m worried some of my colleagues from across the aisle are suffering from GAVIN DERANGEMENT SYNDROME.”😂

All male partners will henceforth be known as Ofsara. They each used to get a fun nickname but men don't deserve that treatment anymore. They are Ofsara. Under her eye.

After the Texas House passed a new GOP congressional map, Gov. Greg Abbott added three new items to his agenda for the ongoing special session, including punishments for lawmakers who leave the state to block passage of future legislation.

We will never forgive, or forget, the Trump-Texas Betrayal of 2025... www.joyannreid.com/p/a-daily-re...

Gavin Newsom responds to Fox's OBSESSION with him

Remember how we stole property from Japanese Americans in the name of saving democracy

Obama 2028

Private prison and surveillance companies like Geo Group, CoreCivic, and Palantir just reported massive profits last quarter thanks to lucrative government contracts for Trump's mass deportation machine. All of course donated to Trump's inauguration. They're getting rich off cruelty.

A Yosemite National Park ranger has been fired, and others could still face charges, after a massive transgender pride flag was hung from El Capitan earlier this year. Shannon “SJ” Joslin, a bat biologist, received a termination letter last week citing “unacceptable conduct.”

Update from Nicole Collier, who Texas Republicans had trapped at the capitol building

Who did this? 😅🤣😂🤣

On the Gavin Newsom question of the day: You can give him positive encouragement for pivoting from Bro Podcaster to Trump Troll. Supporting November's California redistricting initiative doesn't mean you have to support Newsom in 2028

Just now…

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A Fort Bend County sheriff's deputy has been terminated from his job after a grand jury indicted him on a criminal charge of sexual assault.

Newsom: I mean, even poor Kid Rock — these guys, they’ve gotten a little precious, haven’t they? The folks at Fox are like, “Oh, this is so unbecoming of a governor. Oh, oh.” And meanwhile, they sit there reading his tweets every single day. Are they really that out of touch?

Bless the guy who heckled JD Vance today! 😂

Something is rotten. LVPD, FBI, DHS, & NV AG caught 8 child sex predators—including Israeli citizen Tom Alexandrovich—who works for Netanyahu. But despite being charged, Alexandrovich returned to Israel. Now Netanyahu’s office claims he was never arrested at all www.qasimrashid.com/p/netanyahu-...

“How many companies have moved 100% of their manufacturing to 🇺🇸 since Trump took office? The answer is pretty clear: Zero.”

Only 10%? We can do better y’all

I have been waiting for the Left to match energy. This revolution will definitely be the funniest in the history books.

The White House didn’t have the foresight to turn off comments on their TikTok account - launched on Taco Tuesday no less 💀

“sO ThEN wE ATe thE raDioACtIVe shRImP”

Collier: I refused to sign and so I was told that I was gonna have to stay here on the floor. They have locked the doors. The sergeants have been instructed not to allow me to leave until I have a permission slip.

Brian Glenn: President Zelenskyy, you look fabulous in that suit Zelenskyy: You are in the same suit. I changed, you did not.

The President of the United States of America raped a 13 year-old girl and then threatened her until she dropped her lawsuit against him.

“Gov. Gavin Newsom is now the resistance leader of the Democratic Party like it or not. This doesn’t mean he will be the next president or even win the nomination in 2028. It means he is taking control of the narrative and leading on messaging.” candidlytiff.substack.com/p/squabble-up

Terminating union contracts at the VA is union-busting, plain and simple. This reckless power grab is a betrayal of the very people who care for our veterans and keep them safe. Our veterans and their caregivers deserve better. The VA must immediately reverse this decision.

how is this still up lol

This is really taking "they're only in government to benefit themselves" to the next level.

Today we learned Andrew Cuomo is directly coordinating with Donald Trump, even as this President sends masked agents to rip our neighbors off the streets and guts the social services so many New Yorkers rely on. It’s disqualifying and a betrayal of our city.

The Department of Justice hired a former Jan. 6 defendant who was caught on tape urging rioters to "kill" police. The department calls him a "valued member" of the administration.

This sounds about right

TRUMP: “2020 election was hacked to make me look bad!” TRUMP: “Jobs numbers were rigged to make me look bad!” TRUMP: “Mueller investigation was rigged to make me look bad!” TRUMP: “Jan 6 investigation was rigged to make me look bad!” TRUMP: “Epstein Files were rigged to make me look bad!”

I've obtained a trove of leaked documents about today's federal crackdown on Los Angeles' MacArthur Park. One revelation is its codename: "Operation Excalibur"