went to a maid cafe at a ramen place 🍜

i’m going to a work christmas party

you just created a million ella mccays

i just slipped on a banana peel. why am i a real life cartoon character

the love, the plate, and the dog

happy turkey day 🍗

we love seeing hot girls in dresses qtp with you being a hot girl in a dress

i do this at least once a week

partied with the girls (and 1 guy, who gave me this incredible tote bag)

“right turn on red” mfs when they see a pedestrian crossing the sidewalk

they’re never making the playoffs again

mini recap of my time in seattle. started the first full day of the trip by seeing pike’s market with my wife and college roomie

it’s cuomover

it’s her birthday but she gave ME a gift 😡😡😡🥺💍

happy howl-o-ween 🐺

off to seattle 🐺

you guys, what if i dressed like a girl for halloween...that would be so crazy haha

the freest country in the world and if you disagree we'll have no choice but to arrest you

A portion of every dollar spent on Harry Potter merchandise goes to anti-transgender campaigns.

Wow! Three cakes for the birthday girl! #inspectornavart #GGST #GuiltyGearStrive #Bridget #Unika #May

amazing day 🍗🍺

halloween rave fit 🐺

the board of pharmacy has spoken and i’m now a certified bad bitch

Yippie its autism, i mean autism, i mean autism, i mean autumn

i’m playin jackbox here :3c

sapphic street fair day 🧡🤍🩷

we took pics of each other at a bonfire this weekend @transfemgineer.bsky.social

maybe i should go blonde

really depressed i’ll never see my sports teams win championships. i just follow fucking losers

good morning bluesky

one battle after another: generational, movie of the ‘20s. soldiers kidnapping people from homes. perverts and white supremacists in control. leo in his prime, benicio cooler-than-cool, horrifying horndog sean penn, heart & soul regina hall, teyana taylor *fucks*, and chase infiniti is a badass. 5⭐️s

gorp

Finally, autism has arrived

They're making the sunsets transgender!

when the group bails on hanging out and you’re all dressed 🥀

happy first day of autum

i think everyone needs to get a lot less religious

(existential Borat) my life

Getting nurses fired for posting that Robert Redford’s directing work was tendentious and didactic

Trans rights are not the rights of a tiny minority, trans rights are everyone’s rights to self-determination, control of our bodies, and a society where opportunity and aesthetics are not restricted by sex assigned at birth You should support and defend trans people because trans people are people

Crazy new restaurant in town that serves muppets. You pick out a muppet and they butcher it right there. Its fucked up. Some of them talk. Huge portions and very reasonable prices tho.

OH MY GOD.

All four of these teams won today btw

infertile squirtle

posters joking about charlie kirk were held to a higher standard than the wall street journal this week