(john lennon voice) i jacked my shit today oh boyyy

Tough puppy

ladies and gentlemen, this is mambo one billion

self-checkout

i’ve been thinking of what could even be said about such a tragedy. someone said it best that trans people are “born so late and die so young”. we uproot our lives and transition and live more life than anyone else ever does and society punishes us for it. we deserve better

BREAKING: Local Woman Walks To Grocery Store; Car Brained Onlookers Stunned

TSA doesn’t even beg to touch your cock anymore they just look at your ID like this

i have yet to see a single cis person say something about the fact that the government just designated trans people a terrorist group and threatened to kill all of us.

lowe’s lesbians

okay now i’m ready

goth puppy

dolls night at the park was a success (except the padres lost 🥀) 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 #outatthepark

A visibly emotional Anne Hathaway responding to a trans kid--who named herself Ella after Ella Enchanted, and thanked Hathaway for her courage as an ally--saying "Ella, sweetie, I want to make something absolutely clear: It takes zero courage to love you"......now I might cry too

going stateside #mayburi

Hey buddy can I help you

i like learning other transfem patient’s names so that i can be the one to greet them with the correct name before someone else reads out their deadname

cranky next door neighbor telling two trans women without pets that their dog is too loud

One of the Sandy Hook families lives in hiding 1500 mi away from their baby’s grave due to people stalking them. The graves of multiple children have been defaced. One of the fathers had to submit DNA evidence to prove his son was a REAL HUMAN BEING after Alex Jones’ book said he never existed.

bestie and I drew each other as dogs :)

my prediction: jamaican accent

ren faire with my lovelies 🦌🌸🍺

the ren faire was fun

this means everything to me

[Chuck Schumer scavenging through the post-apocalyptic rubble for scraps of food] He's gone too far. Someone should do something about this

i saw femtanyl live last night and it was one of the most fun concerts I’ve ever been to 🖤

New awareness campaign

I have pink eye

(ac/dc voice) T4T…it’s dynamite

This is my trans agenda

Happy Transgender Day of Visibility!!! 🏳️‍⚧️🔪

Happy Trans Day of Visibility!!!! I have never been happier in my life than now and transitioning is what caused that. Without transitioning I wouldn't have met my beautiful wife or my amazing friends.

happy trans day of visibility. transitioning literally saved my life. fight for us, stand up for us, and support every trans person in your life 🏳️‍⚧️⚧️

if you have a problem with trans people you should just kill yourself

venmo @autumnat1c

🐰❤️‍🔥

pink day 🩷🌸

remember when the padres were fun

happy baseball day everyone

👀🦴

spending national puppy day in my bed alone with a hurt foot. never felt more like a stay-home dog than now 🐶

how it feels going places in your old hometown after you transitioned

i won the “funny space movie made me cry and sob” award

will never stop marveling at the efficiency of the writing in the Peak Simpsons years. this joke is escalated like five times in three lines of dialogue across ten seconds. the last letter escalates it. it's so perfectly tuned and there's like a few dozen of these little runs per episode. fuck off

hoppy friday 🐰

testosterone went down 42 nanograms since i started injections 🙌

A common trans feminine fantasy is to imagine yourself as someone with a much higher social standing and support network, such as a dog.

🌸🌸🌸 (with wife!)