Just watching Red Dwarf - “Marooned”, Rimmer says he can smell camphor wood, I’ve seen this countless times and it’s just come to me, he’s a hologram with soft light, how can he smell?

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@colinmurray1.bsky.social can you get the countdown clock’s lights to come on in time with the music. I’ve been watching countdown for years, well, since you took over after Richard and Stelling, and never noticed the lights aren’t in time, it’s going to annoy me now.

I thought the police weren’t supposed to police tweets www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crim...

Wow, BBC News have just done a piece about the ban on Tel Aviv fans at the Aston Villa game. They had the PM, Badenoch, Davies, and I’m sure I heard them mention the Greens. But not a word from Farage.

Nice to see RefUK have their priorities right www.lancasterguardian.co.uk/news/politic...

Just watching Mitchell and Webb, I have a feeling it won’t be aired in the US, I thought I’d see how they met, then seeing their ages, I can’t believe Rob Webb is older than David Mitchell

I’m sure he’ll just be fine with his billions www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home...

Sign this Lib Dem petition to get the BBC to have more balanced news coverage 👇 www.libdems.org.uk/bbc

“Farage claimed last year to have “bought a house” in his constituency but the property is actually owned in the name of his partner, meaning he legally avoided higher-rate stamp duty on the purchase of an additional home – given he already owns other properties” www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Can’t say I’ve seen anything about this on the news yesterday or today youtu.be/reQaq3ArAak?...

What’s going on in the world at the moment? podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...

Is it me, or does the new green leader look like Little Alex Horne

I wonder what his drag name is… warning, is quite graphic news.sky.com/story/retire...

Just went onto the BBC News website, not one mention of Farage or RefUK on the home page, it doesn’t feel right

Canceling clean energy programs means fewer projects, higher costs, and more burden on working families. That’s the wrong direction. Clean energy creates jobs, lowers bills, and builds the infrastructure we need.

BBC and ITV both platforming the far right today. Yet we will still be told they're not allowed to give their opinions freely. Meanwhile myself and 100s like me have been censored on X and lost their jobs writing political comedy 🤔

@the-independent.com when did UK primary schools become “elementary”

Brilliant

Number crunching: Monthly cut to universal credit for newly sick and disabled claimants from 2026 From the latest Private Eye, out now.

Maybe they are just trying to replicate a bit of home over in Portugal metro.co.uk/2025/08/10/b...

Is this a first, a news organisation has fact checked RefUK leader news.sky.com/story/flatpl...

There’s renewable energy ads and there’s mother**cking wind farm ads. This, blissfully, is the latter.

I was diagnosed with chondrosarcoma when I was 18 I was told it was growing pains/ sports injury initially, I would hope more doctors would know about sarcomas now. Shame the Mirror have called a benign tumor a cancer, I think she will more likely have osteosarcoma www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...

I just seen something that I thought had become extinct years ago. A Royal Mail worker delivering letters

Thought for the day

Will you be asking Will Ed Davey be PM next week? @channel4.bsky.social because LibDems have 14x number of MPs and only got 1% fewer votes at GE. We demand to know? Has our petition ever been more important? Fair coverage now! petition.parliament.uk/petitions/71... www.channel4.com/programmes/w...

Dear BBC, not everyone is obsessed with the middle and upper classes going to a field for a few days, or Strictly, cooking shows.

And somehow the likes of the BBC want us to believe RefUK are going to form the next government with there handful of MPs and low number of councillors www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...

Just heard my first Christmas song of 2025, The Pretenders - 2000 miles on LiSTNR Almost Acoustic. I guess it’s only 195 days #ChristmasIsComing

Dear BBC, can you please go back to talking about RefUK and stop talking about strawberries, strawberries are evil and should be banned

Watching #HIGNFY, I managed to get all the answers to “name that service station” round 😀

Wow, #BBCQT doesn’t have Farage on.

The @conservatives.bsky.social want trans people to use disabled toilets rather than the toilets of the gender they identify as. Yet, when I came across a disabled toilet I needed to use with my metal leg, it’s padlocked.

I’ve had an ear worm for weeks, just found out it is Vivaldi’s Winter thanks to YouTube

Not wrong

@colinmurray1.bsky.social watching the FA Cup this afternoon, the Great Football Songbook made me appreciate the Palace Fans singing “Glad All Over”, the passion was incredible. I lived briefly on Holmesdale Road, not a Palace fan, just nice to see a former local club do well.

This sentence feels so taboo. It's liberating to hear it said. 'The future goal of British policy cannot forever be to satisfy the purported and unstated motivations behind a decade-old referendum result.' mailings.cer.eu/insights/eur...

Thanks #BBCSport, you’ve now given me an ear worm. I definitely know the song but can’t remember the name or artist #FootballFocus.

#AlternativeHeadline Princess of Wales wears item of clothing. www.mirror.co.uk/news/royals/...