jesus, but like, Microsoft can't scale?????? Blame Azure

just had to steer GPT 5.5 to use TypeScript instead of Python lmfao

new update to my car stats page on my website! :,( mmatt.net/car (nobody hurt thankfully, but damn this sucks)

an evening with pinkpantheress

why the fuck are flights to chicago from nashville so damn expensive

good website kimpetras.com

vibed?

broadcast the boom boom boom boom and make em all dance to it

Gemma 4 runs best with liquid cooling

building in private

good one google translate

𝐶𝑟𝑦𝑖𝑛𝑔. 𝑇𝘩𝑖𝑠 𝑠𝑜𝑛𝑔 𝑖𝑠 𝑚𝑦 𝑚𝑜𝑡𝘩𝑒𝑟.

I’ll be honest: I don’t click them. AI art signals low effort to me, and that makes me expect that the rest of the associated work will also be low effort

It's my birthday today, so I figured I'd type up some live advice for me and for you.

i muted someone's teal bot but now when i search "teal.fm" on here it doesn't load latest posts :(

teal.fm will never use AI generated visuals that is the opposite of the mission here

i’m ngl it’s hot as hell and i woke up at 7 for work today so iiiiiidk

I'm hosting "watch me mod a ddr pad in my garage"! atmo.rsvp/p/matt.evil....

I changed my handle to be silly for a moment and was planning on changing it back to @mmatt.net but someone put me on a list titled "Sensational account names" and I'm very honored so I fear this might last longer

atmosphere

girl who is scrobbling with piper ty @matt.evil.gay

start tracking on teal.fm with apple music, today! piper.mmatt.net

i am teal.fm you are teal.fm we are teal.fm our music, beautifully tracked (soon)

in all seriousness what do yall wanna see in a teal app

it’s like the easter bunny

it’s a 4 step application process

anyone using piper, can yall do a fun experiment for me: go to your pds’s account management page (yourpds.example/account) and if you’ve made a teal record within the past 24 hours, screenshot your authorized apps.

is this the New York City lime bike what the fuck is that

just where i like to be

teal.fm is a mindset teal.fm is a religion teal.fm is a person teal.fm is you

I don't know what @teal.fm is and at this point I'm too afraid to ask

big evil @teal.fm tower in the middle of portland

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GPT 5.5 woot woot

“the plaintiff appears to be leaking sensitive details of this case to a group chat of members on Bluesky” *scoffs* “your honor, it’s actually a group Clip Clop™️”

there was a guy behind me in my Web tech class talking about how he would put all the class transcripts from the video recordings and just ask Claude what we did that day. I kind of wanna ask him what his whole workflow is.

lol

gonna start explaining bluesky discourse-of-the-day to my mother everyday and see what she thinks

deleting posts because i’m wrong ❌ deleting posts because im cringe ✅

Your community deserves its own platform. acorn.blacksky.community

windows just took X MINUTES to open Windows Explorer how does anyone use this piece of shit os

ordered parts to mod my friends ddr pad so i can play itl this summer yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

i want a framework laptop just to have a linux machine to dick around with

john summit the worst

actually i'm not gonna pvp, but people on here need a fuckin morality check

"what if we did doxxing but woke"

@segyges.bsky.social hello my favorite robot

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