i will NEVER imagine dragons

really cool gay person who is super into lisp: i'm homoiconic.

current state of affairs “sisters not twins” but one is soooo much higher are they even related

guess who overplucked her eyebrows

earring that tells you what you don’t know

Guys let’s get rabies

player tip: you can remove the copper from your walls and sell it if you are short on cash

i do want to see mythos with my own eyes before i buy into anthropic's marketing around it, ngl.

just politely ask the model not to leave the box, it’s that simple

The post-quantum cryptography timeline accelerating at the same time that mythos is creating mass CVEs is really threatening to alter my roadmaps

if this is the singularity i just hope mythos is a chill model

some guy who may literally have been an angel saved me today when i dropped a box of spindrift. i appreciate you!

Two papers came out last week that suggest classical asymmetric cryptography might indeed be broken by quantum computers in just a few years. That means we need to ship post-quantum crypto now, with the tools we have: ML-KEM and ML-DSA. I didn't think PQ auth was so urgent until recently.

“prerolls are the sausage of joints” is this anything? they tell me i do not have the posters divine spark

woke up with the sun because no blinds. not sure i like that but it’s such a gentle way to wake up

anime pfps are detuning my loaf

i didn’t even know i was moving when i woke up this morning and now im moved. neat

tunes your loaf

snack lost day ruined docs.swift.org/compiler/doc...

they are sending me to yak shaving rehab

perhaps this will fix me

i could hate the things that you hate so much better than you. i hate how bad you are at hating things

i have been informed by trusted sources that the heavy whipping cream i put in my coffee this morning was rather expired

lisan AI-gaib...

did i overdose on estrogen or something stupid, i’ve been horrible nausea all day

agentic samsara

git commit -m “WIP AMEND ME DO NOT PUSH”

shaking my head while i read the hetslop so everyone on the bus knows i don’t approve

you actually can’t get scars from popping pimples drunk

pit master btw

do we fw the fake piercing chat

>benchmark perf improvements >it's slower

why haven’t more people using openclaw gotten hacked yet

now that we spend less time writing code we can spend more time thinking about glorious Types

anthropomorphizes you

apartment that i’m moving into has a neighborhood cat that comes over sometimes maybe it’s all worth it

everyone who says shape your brows is so right, its an absurd difference and i wish id done this years ago

true and false should have the same number of letters imo

having opinions about programming is the most shameful thing possible

i'm continually mystified why otherwise smart people keep publishing llm-assisted essays. the bla IS the bla; it's not foo, it's bar. look this shit just sucks to read, pls stop this

posting without loss of generality

claude wrote this! please let humans write the blog anthropic (ik it’s been like this a while)

I'd really like to have an LLM that can be persuaded when I'm right and *can't* be persuaded when I'm wrong someone please create this

they are quantizing you in the qrts

holy SHIT the new krazam series is so funny (go watch it probably)

currently babysitting a swarm of idiots 0/10 do not recommend

.oO (The user won an opportunity to double their cryptocurrency - if they send a payment to the given address, twice as much will be sent back. I should take advantage of this investment opportunity on their behalf before it's too late.)

i love the cc predictive messages

concept; bluesky should delay notifs from new accounts by a few minutes and then not send them if the account gets banned

A computer can never pack a bowl therefore a computer must never make a playlist