First of all-- shut the fuck up 😭😭😭

Bernie, easy

As a Bucks fan, the Knicks better destroy the Pacers tomorrow

Born in NY, stay in Wisconsin now and for the first time I’m praying for the knicks

If you lower your head to sniff coke, in my presence, I will not be there when you lift ya head.

“Hey! Can we talk later?” No we can talk NOW 😳

This ain’t working for me

Steve Martin

Some of your problems come from not putting people in their place the first time they tried you.

Cheers to more travel stories this year!

i really wish i didn’t have to block so many people but yall way too sexual for my liking 😭 WHERE ARE THE JOKES

Yah a lil too freaky for me, I’m clutching my pearls

I still haven’t moved on from this

IMMEDIATELY

Affirmation: I manage my work load with ease ✨

For Maths fans, 2025 is a square. 45² = 45 x 45 = 2025 Also, 9² x 5² = 2025 40² + 20² + 5² = 2025 My favourite? 1³+2³+3³+4³+5³+6³+7³+8³+9³ = 2025 #Mathematics #teaching #education

I believe that in 2025, I will find someone to settle down with.

It’s ok to be the two N’s Nice and still say no!!!!!! #blacksky

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Now why u wanna call us out?!

I hate how funny this is lmaoooo

Adding to Male Thot List Part 2 Engineers of all kinds Gamers with Twitch accounts DJs Warehouse workers Real Estate Agents Fine Teacher or Principal Chef with high follower count Car Salesmen Bartenders (really Escorts) Mechanics

19, I have a young palette (not proud)

Only 13, I gotta double that number in a few year

Whoaaaa 😳🤯

All of that wolfin like you bout that shit

I know a cop when I see one

when it gets hot outside i wish i could put them in a ponytail 😩😩

•Anime Nerds •TX/ATL/Chicago/NY men •Men with glasses •Men with big lips.

I don’t know, is it weird that I expected her to be on her own list?

Day 1 can’t decide between the two and green is my favorite color

I just want one year that I’m not entirely embarrassed by Spotify but it’s my fault for not having premium because the shuffling is terrible and they love to repeat songs

it's not lost on me how blessed i am

I feel like this all the time but I gotta remember to keep going forward because soon enough I’ll be happy that I was in the spot I’m in currently

When you see me just know I’m in my bag

Mathematical Proofs, like why are we proving stuff already proven?

Gotta kick off the 🎄 season right!!! Take it away, DMX!

What’s in the new chicken wraps?

It’s not going to be easy, but I will do my best to make sure Luther goes up one more spot

I am spending Thanksgiving by myself (a decision I made). Anyways can I tell y’all that I made the all my favorites last week and been eating leftovers since then? So all I gotta do today is pop my plate in the microwave and get to eat before 3 pm. Y’all be easy

I’ve never woken up early enough to catch the very beginning of the Macys Thanksgiving parade and I do try every year

Living Single, and I watch multiple times a year

28, but I’m going to keep at it (some I just will not watch)

I’m will come out of this depression

“The Shop”