I just went 82-0, think you can go 82-0? www.82-0.com/share?id=HCw...

www.20-0.com/r/ttWBJKD Here’s my 20-0 squad.

Almost.

When the guy on your team whose "specialty" is hitting left-handed pitching has a .595 OPS against lefties, you have to continue to bring him in at every opportunity you get, right?

I could not disagree with this take more.

The dudes are out at Comerica.

Out and about and someone just asked me if anyone’s ever told me I look like Bert Kreischer, so if you’ll excuse me I’m going to go jump in front of a train.

5 days since @cespedesbbq.bsky.social asked why Spencer Torkelson hasn’t homered yet. 5 straight games with a homer since. Why didn’t you guys ask earlier?

The dumbest people in the world.

2007 CMU Spring game. Butch Jones was in the crowd, introducing himself to students. Once he heard where I was from, he informed me that he met his wife at our local strip club. ($83 - points scored at Ford Field by CMU in 07) @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social

Major League. Taught me how to cuss.

"I thought it was me as a doctor..." 🙄

10 pitch AB, 2-run go ahead RBI single. McGonigle is absurd.

Seeing Miggy and VMart happy and celebrating will never not make put a smile on my face.

Incredibly rare Bryce Harper W. Hell yeah Gabe Speier. All these Toby Keith turds can hit the bricks (Also someone teach Mason Miller what’s up)

Also. DR by a million

There’s no fucking way Skenes said this, right? I know he started at Air Force, but come on.

I may be the only person who hears this, but I've always thought "I Luv It" by Young Jeezy sampled "All Your Base are Belong to Us" youtu.be/qItugh-fFgg?... (and also at the end) youtu.be/wUjfWwqFcFI?... (and throughout)

Three candidates come to mind: 1. The Rookie (holy Disney-fication of that story) 2. View From the Top 3. The Village

Snakes on a Plane. Midnight showing. Best theater experience of my life.

Pancakes. Divorce. ICE.

Standing Outside a Broken Phone Booth With Money in My Hand

Such a slept-on movie and song. RIP.

Jake Bobo...Jake Bobo...JAKE BOBO...Jake Bobo... @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

Tony Romo's commentary style is "The next sentence I say will immediately contradict the current sentence I am saying."

Tonight's real news.

16 Win-diana

Abolish Rules Analysts

Pretty sure Tom Brady just called a pass a piss missile. Didn’t know you could say that on tv.

Just explained to my wife the origin of Ol’ Butthole Eyes. @surber.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

2003 NBA playoffs were going on. Orlando was on brink of upsetting the Pistons. Up 3-1. Went to local 7-11 near Detroit Metro Airport. Double take at the giant man using the payphone. Went in, came back out, wished Mehmet Okur good luck, and the Pistons came back to win the series. You’re welcome.

This is John Daly today finding out he can still rock his 1995 British Open attire.

This Is Zombrocom

Midnight showing of Snakes on a Plane. One audience member started a cheer. "Give me an S! Give me an S! Give me an S! What's that spell? Hissssssssss" Also was a standing ovation after Sam Jackson said "I'm tired of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"

Can absolutely see this being next year’s reason the Tigers aren’t aggressive at the trade deadline. “We don’t need to trade for anyone. Jobe’s coming back!” Just setting myself up for inevitable disappointment.

Unnecessary FOX replay shows Wyatt’s leg snapping. Burkhardt: “We sure hope it’s nothing serious.”

Whoever re-arranged the columns on ESPN's NBA box scores deserves to be flung from a trebuchet.

Jayden Daniels' arm. Fuck.

Actually, striking people out is bad. - John Smoltz

I just want an update on Justin Bieber sitting next to Gary Sheffield

I attended CMU during the Brian Kelly and Butch Jones eras. AMA

The Charlie Morton trade is dangerously close to usurping the Jarrod Washburn deal as my least favorite Tigers transaction ever.

Tom Jones’ “She’s a Lady” segueing seamlessly into Orgy’s “Blue Monday” is why I’ll never stop shopping at Kroger.

As if I needed any more reason to want Chris Ilitch to sell the team. Get this regime the hell out.

Shrimp for the Tigers!

Eduardo Perez casually implying Cal Raleigh's mom has a big ass.

Yes. The Home Run Derby needs a host. An unintelligible one at that. Thanks for that, ESPN. Didn’t have enough McAfee roaming around here.

Ran into Mehmet Okur in 2003 at 7-11 near Detroit Metro Airport after he just got done using a payphone. Wished him good luck. Pistons then came back from a 3-1 deficit to Orlando. You’re welcome.

M83 has quite a few songs I can crank the volume up for, but this is my favorite. www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3YZ...