Hello

Look at my lovely birthday gift :)

I love being the only person who is allowed to fart in my car

This bitch smells like a certified Fritos factory

Hi

I really dk how to be funny on here

it’s not an echo chamber, it’s a conversation pit

Skeeter Gabriel

Okay but who is holding space for ME?

I hit my head at work the other day and now I have a literal dent in my forehead

I LOVE learning Arnold Palmer was packing heat

Saying “shitter’s full!” any time someone tries to teach me something

My dad is currently scouring the internet trying to figure out what really happened to Jay Leno

Coming on here feels like walking into a new car dealership with no cars in the showroom yet

can anybody hear me?????

helllooooooo