They can call all they like, until they are hoarse. He won't. You are welcome.

People are ready to denigrate railway staff. I am not one of them.

The first FIFA Plastic Surgery Awards ceremony.

There’s enough Botox here to paralyse a herd of elephants

"Say it!" "No!" "Say it, Hans." "My name's not Hans!" "I WILL drop you." “Fine, okay, you win!” “I need to hear you say it.” "Die Hard is a Christmas movie!"

I never thought I would need to be going on demos against Nazis at my age, but here we are and I'm smashing it! I shall be marching with my Abortion Rights crew (after whichever #parkrun takes my fancy first!)

I am deeply honoured and proud to have been awarded the Best Cat Mieowmi Peace Prize by CalindaSmallCat and DeaconFatLummoxCat.

Well the fancy path that the council just installed outside the Velopark - flooded 4" deep this morning! #parkrun was dry until I ran through that!

Good lord. The world is ending. We have all cringed ourselves to death. What a shame, I had #parkrun tomorrow 😒

And then, in late 2025, history came to an end as the entire human race simply cringed itself to death

Do any of my followers, who are self employed and don't use an accountant, have any recommendations for software for Making Tax Digital?

Happy Meetiversary Mr W. Thank you for being my grumpy person!

Tomorrow Mr W and I are going out for a pizza. I We do it every year about this time as our first date was to Pizza Hut on Commercial Road, Pompey - where I was doing my BSSC and he was my instructor. It's been 30 years now ❤️

Watching #WhatsTheMonarchyFor and was delighted to see Mr W on the tellybox in the naval cortège for Mountbatten's funeral. He was recalled from leave by a PC turning up at his house. 46 odd years later he still drips about the 'bloody man spoilt my summer leave'

Oh my word!!

Indeed.

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Poor stokers 😟

Goodnight

I am so very excited to be seeing this early next year. I shall also be squeezing in a #parkrun - am thinking Gunnersbury to tick off one the Trafalgar Way Challenge

@rnshiplosses.bsky.social I haven't had chance to review this but it's a new report about the 1801 HMS Invincible mass grave www.north-norfolk.gov.uk/media/11556/... The 1805 club may get involved.

Lazy Sunday afternoon with my best cat 🥹

Junior #parkrun was perfect this morning - sunny and brisk, the timers had no issues and there were no tiny tears! Volunteer no 90 in the bag!

Chris Parry is a total arse

I got a P for my #parkrun alphabet! Plymvalley is lovely - running on trail above the river and then a small but brutal hill to the old railway, twice. I was exceptionally slow because I have lost all confidence on trails. But hey, I did it.

Oh that reminds me, I must go to see Nuremberg next week.

Introduce yourself with 5 animals you have seen in the wild - coyote (California) - sting rays (Grand Cayman) - black squirrel (Vancouver) - muntjac deer (Dartmoor) - mountain lion (BC)

Trans rights are human rights. Hormones save lives (see also HRT for middle aged women)

My Winter of Not Working went a bit pear shaped a few weeks ago, but that's OK because I only work at lovely firms. I am doing 2 days a week in house in a nearby firm and they move into Xmas clothing next week. I have made this! It also works for Xmas #parkrun!

Goodness @davidolusoga.bsky.social 's Empire is sublime. In the words of the very famous Sit Terry Wogan, more BBC, more!

Even though it is my Winter of Not Working, I feel I am not living my best life due to a frozen shoulder and whilst I am lucky enough to be able to pay for physio, I can't get an appointment for ages 🙄

Andrew Milne is clearly very disturbed. If he pitched up to my house suggesting I might be his sex slave and live in his garage I would do all I could to bring about his downfall And the SRA appear toothless in the face of this ☹️

Platty Joobs Corribobs 🥰

Well quite.

Oh this is part lovely and part heartbreaking

Bloody Nora, despite doing #parkrun and coming home to a cup of tea and a bacon roll, my skin is absolutely freezing! If I wasn't putting the tree up today, I would get in my cosies and get under the heated blankie!!

#parkrun is going to be delightful tomorrow. Not!

The journey to London is filled with adrenaline and excitement and passes ever so quickly. The journey back to Devon, not so much. It's seven minutes late and it's bloody freezing on the concourse 🙄

The last days of Pompeii was quite good, actually! Here I am looking remarkably chipper considering Vesuvius is erupting behind me!

Lordie it's freezing in London!

I am on the train to London for an immersive experience! I will also be squeezing in ramen, some gentle shopping, my eyebrows done and Xmas light peeping. I have left Mr W at home!

I can't reply but Facebook marketplace, Vinted, charity shops?

I am in ConveyancingLand during my winter of not working. I doing a report for a leasehold property, with 4 restrictions (therefore 4 deeds of covenants), 2 management packs, a rent charge title, and a deed of variation to the lease. But tell me, how material information will speed things up?

We'd be delighted if the antis f-offed to America. Good riddance.

The Uniforms Act 1894. Who knew? Not me, apparently and I am a solicitor.

Working on a presentation and...JFC, we need to shut down the pulpy "[Thing] of Auschwitz" machine until we can figure out what's going on. These things are just stealing the oxygen of important Holocaust histories.

Adds to TBR pile

CalindaSmallCat is very ornamental!!