Heather
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Mom. Doc. EM. Pellet ice enthusiast.
Evidently itās snowing at home today. Operation opt out of the end of winter is in full effect
about 7 hours ago
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I am using said fork to eat these and, well, theyāre actually perfect
5 days ago
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This fork is sooooo close to being perfect
5 days ago
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So spoiled here because I can get something with passion fruit and then add more passion fruit
8 days ago
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Looks fake. Somehow isnāt.
8 days ago
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How many ambien will I take?
10 days ago
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Next morning coffee will be in a much better location. Take a guess.
10 days ago
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Realized I donāt work again for a month. ššš
11 days ago
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I know I canāt keep my kid away from video games forever, but I hate how easy it is for kids to have exposure these days. (Related: fucking Minecraft)
12 days ago
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Trying to clean out the kitchen before we go away, so dinner was a bowl of broccoli and homemade Rice Krispie treats eaten right out of the pot. Key is browning the butter and adding extra salt.
13 days ago
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Todayās shift theme was shaming other doctors into doing the right thing for patients. Insane how much time I have to spend on that some days
16 days ago
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Started my morning with a little scosh of SVT, but you know, still going to my shift today as we do.
16 days ago
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Was going to be productive when the babysitter came today, but I just crawled back into bed and rotted.
18 days ago
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Buying books for vacation to make myself feel better. What should I get? No tear-jerkers please
19 days ago
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Had the best hummus tonight at Aviv in Miami. Every bite of the meal was stellar. Related: Iām so full, I canāt take a deep breath
25 days ago
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Ok, yes the view. But more importantly, this mug is an affront to my left-handedness.
25 days ago
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Well, somehow we made it out of our snowed-in neighborhood and on the plane. Still skeptical until wheels up, but this is already exceeding expectations
27 days ago
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Tried to shovel this muck and itās literally like shoveling heavy wet mud. Very thankful we donāt have to work today, but also very sad our flight to Miami got cancelled š
28 days ago
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All stocked up for the storm. Milk and bread are overrated.
about 1 month ago
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Med school classmate became a local orthopedist. People describe him as a nice family guy. Heās an enormous online troll/bully and says wildly offensive shit. Iād never refer a patient to him and itās insane thereās no consequences for this nonsense.
about 1 month ago
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Our house backs up to woods but on the other side of the woods is a church that holds long wailing loud services. End result: sitting in my family room and it sounds like the trees behind me are crying.
about 1 month ago
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Mikki Kendall
about 1 year ago
So someone asked me to retell the story of the old lady that told me about killing her husband. Are we ready for a trip back in time to 1999? Some of you already know this story, but if you don't it is a wild ride. Apply all appropriate trigger warnings!
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šDr. Frizzle
about 2 months ago
I think one thing about the internet age is that we all watch the world decay and burn together and a stark bifurcation appears: it was never us/them, one country versus another. The good people from every country hold each other and fight together against the powers of evil that hurt us all
add a skeleton here at some point
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Not even 40 years old, and Iām getting over a second bout of shingles. Really looking like a lot less of a mystery as to why this is happening given we got to wake up this morning to *gestures wildly*
about 2 months ago
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Trying to decide if I have shingles. Again.
about 2 months ago
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Love the text from work that weāre out of viral swabs until Monday. Makes me real excited for my shift later.
about 2 months ago
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Amish market had special holiday hours, so I present a small selection of the donuts we picked
2 months ago
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Taking my beta blocker with my Diet Coke. As intended.
2 months ago
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Anyway, Iām sitting here blowing up balloons so he can wake up to celebrations in the morning. Feels like such a normal parenting thing, but this was so hard won and so deserved.
2 months ago
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Last year, kiddo was deep in burnout when his birthday came around and we celebrated lightly in a way he could handle. After a hard year of healing, heās so much better and asked for more birthday celebrations this year. š„ŗš„ŗ
2 months ago
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The time honored tradition of booking vacation while on vacation
3 months ago
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Already sad about going back to reality tomorrow
3 months ago
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Evidently itās snowing at home
3 months ago
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So much better
3 months ago
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Oh look where we are today
3 months ago
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Playing āwill it make my biliary colic act upā roulette. I lost this round.
3 months ago
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In case you need some art in your life today, please enjoy this wall hanging my mom made for us
3 months ago
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Child is watching different āhow to play chessā videos in stereo on his iPad and the tv. When I go to work in the ED later, itāll be less overstimulating than this.
3 months ago
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Come down from taking a shower. Kid gives me a hug and says āyou smell better now than before. But not your face. That still smells bad.ā Kids, man.
3 months ago
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Real text I sent my husband because I had a local skin reaction to the pneumovax vaccine we got last week (SJS = Steven Johnson syndrome)
3 months ago
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Real text I sent my husband because I had a local skin reaction to the pneumovax vaccine we got last week (SJS = Steven Johnson syndrome)
3 months ago
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I have too many grievances today and the root cause is probably only getting 4 hours of sleep because my child somehow lives on no sleep and piles of French fries
3 months ago
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Unskippable online training modules that I do not get paid to complete and I get fined if I donāt do them?? It keeps getting worse. (Required to do this unpaid nonsense for 3 different clinical jobs)
3 months ago
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Janel Comeau š
3 months ago
my mom finally convinced my dad to go thrifting with her and he found the greatest thrift store find of all time on his very first try
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ScreamingMD
3 months ago
As an EM doctor, I see peopleās lives destroyed by diseases and accidents when the day before they were āhealthyā by this fuckheadās definition.
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Very on the nose with my self service HR complaints for this morning. I JUST WANNA EMAIL SOMEONE A PHOTO OF MY FLU SHOT PROOF
add a skeleton here at some point
3 months ago
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Self service HR makes me wanna gauge my eyes out.
3 months ago
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Uh a V fib āflare upā?? This isā¦not a thing.
3 months ago
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What a goddamn disappointment. Would have rather had to cancel the trip we have this week
3 months ago
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