This should be posted everywhere until the midterms and then some.

New Rule: The billionaires building rockets should be required to strap into them for every test and launch.

Wow. Worst neighbor, ever!

One of these days gas prices will be so high that Elon & Co. might sell a few Teslas again!

Dear Republicans, Turns out a "Trump Endorsement" will destroy your re-election. If he's endorsed you, save face, and drop out. If he hasn't endorsed you, beg for one. Please! Signed, Everyone not in your cult.

The DC #NoKings march will be passing Ft. McNair, where Stephen Miller has been living in military housing. Rig Madden, who says he served in the US Army for 22 years, has a message for Miller.

Dear Republicans, Donald says he doesn't need help. Please take off the shoes he told you to wear and quit helping him. Thanks, The World

The Donald J. Trump Files, Co-starring Jeffrey Epstein.

#EpsteinFiles #EpsteinTrials

Replacing Gregory Bovino with Tom Homan is like shitting your pants and changing your shirt.

Long ago, Greg woke up after wetting his bed again. He watched Burt and Ernie while the bed dried. It was then that 15 year old Greg discovered the best haircut ever!

Notice that Chuck regurgitates what we all know, but has no plan or commitment to stop anything Trump does.

Does Northwestern not have like, a history department?

You're unable to recognize it @schumer.senate.gov, but this is what leadership looks like.

Gosh, @schumer.senate.gov, are you starting to notice you have no leadership qualities? 🤔 You've been an absolute disaster.

Hey, @schumer.senate.gov, if you cave, YOU are derelict. Tell all Democrats to vote no. (Oh, wait...you like to give Republicans free passes while gaining nothing.)

Instead of congratulating Mamdani, Out-of-Touch-Chuck posts this.

I’d rather have a million SNAP abusers than a single SNAP person go hungry even once

Or, just keep posting this photo

Imagine being Speaker of the House, and claiming that people who oppose fascism are terrorists.

💯💥👇🏼

Let's see if ANY media get this straight, loud and clear to the public, eh?

So Obama and Hillary “wrote” the Epstein files to…make MAGA believe *they* were participants in a global pedophile ring? 🤣 Just trying to catch up and follow along…

Dear Chuck @schumer.senate.gov, Trump gives you daily gifts to go after him with. Crickets. Bondi says there is no Epstein list, Trump says there is. Crickets. Why are you so silent on this? I'll speculate that you and/or some of your colleagues are on that list. Prove me wrong, go after Trump.

Donald Trump doesn't want you to know: He is blackmailing powerful figures on the list. The client list is extensive. Jeffrey was definitely murdered.

JFC, @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social. Just look at your lame self. You should be taking notes from AOC and Jasmine Crocket, not cosplaying like Kristi Noem.

Praying hard while watching from the sidelines, Hakeem thinks someone should do something. 🤷‍♂️ What a feckless piece of work.

In a world of Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries, be like Zohran Mamdani and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.

Well, Chuck, they are not afraid of you. They like you. You keep voting with them at the peril of Americans and democracy. Your rubber stamping for this administration is outrageous and derelict. Please resign.

AOC @aoc.bsky.social is a leader. Hakeem @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social is a person who likes to type statements and perform rhymes.

Time to wake from your nap, Chuck @schumer.senate.gov. Are you still waiting for his poll numbers to come down before you....um....do something? Anything?!?

BREAKING NEWS: Chuck is exhausted from making strongly worded posts two days ago. He's working so hard to save democracy. In the meantime, let's watch ICE terrorize America and watch Trump be an incompetant danger to all. Chuck will lift a finger soon. 🙄

Hey, Jake @jaketapper.bsky.social ! We know you bow to Trump, but here's a good start on your next book. Think of all the inside information you could get on this stupid man. You'll finally have a book that sells!

Chuck Schumer @schumer.senate.gov is nothing more than a low-grade reporter. He states that he, she, or they need to do something. Never does he say, "I will..." We need better, Chuck. We need action. Resign.

Hey, Chuck @schumer.senate.gov is this something you might want to address? I mean, if you actually support democracy....

Chuck @schumer.senate.gov and Hakeem @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social I suppose you'll be silent on this as well. The Trump administration gives you gifts every day, and you do.....nothing.

Honestly, this whole scene perfectly describes the entire Trump presidency. 🤣🤣🤣 I just wish reporters would ask Putin and Kim Jong Un to describe what they think of it.

Dear Donald Trump, I'm sorry that only dozens of people showed up for your "I'm a Clown!" birthday party. On the bright side, look at the size of THESE crowds. All of them dislike you! America

So much for "To protect and serve" the public. After Taco is fully renounced, this country needs to take a good hard look at our policing and prison practices.

The Clown who wants to be King. The only title he is worthy of is the King of Incontinence.

They're talking about you, Chuck. @schumer.senate.gov

@schumer.senate.gov and @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social, Trumps' poll numbers are down. Isn't this what you were waiting for? Democracy is dying while you two fiddle.

Gavin, as @governor.ca.gov, you have a serious problem with the LAPD. They are not policemen enforcing the law and protecting citizens. They are effectively the Gestapo.

And someone called Air Force One Panda Express because it flies around full of orange chicken….

The Democrats should be all over this. I guess we'll have to wait until @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social has finished his rhyming rebuttal and gets the go-ahead from the Republicans to perform next week.

54,000 books sold after the national network he works for provided him a 24/7 salespitch...free of charge. If they had pushed Silly Putty this hard, Crayola would be out of stock. Imagine being Jake Tapper, the shill with less credibility than Silly Putty.

Hakeem Jeffries @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social translated: "As the GOP destroys this country, I promise to just stand by and watch."