Going full piggy this round. 🐷 🥹

Set the Bar vibes.

Me in my best Bob’s Burger Linda voice “Hello, my little lady.”

As of this week, Kuma will go into his crate right after our morning walk w/o being prompted. But has had 2 days in a row of 💩 in the crate while I’m at work. He also hurt his nose yesterday 😮‍💨 luckily it’s not a big deal being remote when needed but I sure miss being fully remote.

Just my doggo giving me the stare down, because I said 5 more football minutes a bajillion minutes ago.

@deadunion420.bsky.social you cleaned up nice for that photo. 😘

Good morning (it’s October 3rd)

Trying out Gobble Ganger on Chicago day. Is the Smell-O-Vision working?

In the battle of Tellurides, always choose the mountain.

God bless Portland.

New passport in hand. Where to go next. How many more weekends will I be on the _____ of the Seas? Do I try Virgin Voyages? 🤔 time to scheme!

It was such a great story starter. 😘💦

I moved to Omaha for the views. The view:

I’m not going to lie, I thought it was just multi-colored popcorn when I bought it. But this is a shopping mall tastebud nostalgia assassin. Anyway, go UO.

1 day and 3 thermostats later. I have cool air again. Probably not a project I should have started at 11pm on a Saturday. (Yes I have a sad social life)

🚨Package secured. 🚨

Amen.

Stardew Valley Symphony of Seasons night!

It’s a Bagel Bin kind of morning here in Omaha. Please ignore my obscene amount of cream cheese. 🥯

🎶Oh, what a sight, oh, what a dream Doused in the wonderful, honeyful stream🎶 -WTP My blue sage is blooming late this year. But it’s still giving the 🐝 bees 🐝 some late season snacks.

Me: I’ve lost over 80lbs this year! Taco Bell: Chili Cheese Burritos, Carmel Empanadas and Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Tacos are BACK!

dylan obrien oscar campaign begins now

Can Omaha have rain without messing up the traffic lights? Looking at you 72nd and Cass…

Alt text added 💛

Well… we’re gonna try to jetski for first time in a couple years. I’m a little more prepared though.

24 years ago, britney spears performed ‘i’m a slave 4 u’ with a snake at the vmas. she was only 19.

I think this trip broke my dog. He just stares out at the water.

Kuma doesn’t believe in walks. He believes in hunts. And we saw 4 deer and I only almost lost control once.

Wine in my Stanley, Chiefs on the iPad. Gorgeous sunset. Don’t come at me for screen time. It’s my vacation and I do what I want.

Dog days of summer are gone but we snuck up to Lewis and Clark SRA anyway.

Morning. Have I mentioned I like orange?

My best 2 lies at the Omaha Zoo: 1. If you climb on the statue. We have to take your picture. 2. I don’t know where your map went.

Watching the cold front move in.

** sigh, another existential crisis **

Today’s slushie mix.

ID.4 bouquet holder. Ignore the bugs… nature. 😂

Ok I need new shopping bags. Who has the some fun designs in Omaha?

I’ll never unsee this.

The Bureau of Labor Statistics has stopped gathering data in some cities, such as Buffalo, New York; Lincoln, Nebraska; and Provo, Utah. What does this mean for the reliability of government stats? Can we trust them, or is our economic data in jeopardy?

The founder of AriZona Iced Tea has been forced to consider increasing the price of the company's signature 99 cents tallboy beverages as a result of President Donald Trump's tariffs on aluminum imports, per Newsweek.

The sheer panic I was in when DQ did not even try to turn my blizzard over. It’s finally happening! What is the protocol?

Worst wake-up sirens ever. Got patio cover down and some things inside. Here. We. Go.

On a whim checked if Cabins were available at Lewis & Clark SRA over Labor Day weekend. Was able to book 5-11th. Super excited for a week at the lake.

Finally a good reason to get one!

⛈️ I picked a great day to wear white. ⛈️

Hello. The president's continued insistence that the BLS numbers are rigged, political, or otherwise manipulated is a lie. Please stop saying 'baseless claim.' Thank you.

I didn’t see the Panera twinkerbell this morning. This is my version of a no bones day.

It has come to my attention that… I had too much coffee this morning. 🎶The voices in my head go 🎺💃🎺🕺🎺💃🎺🎶

A happy Yaoi Day to all who celebrate.