🌴perfect day, at Coco Cay🌴 Just the sun in my 👀

The earworm begins!

Both games are at 💯

Ending the night with karaoke !

Got to meet the best doggie on the seas! Rover!

Thanks for the wishes. I spent the day on the nude beach and the plane beach. Time for dinner and a show!

Don’t mind my flailing hairy man boobs.

i have no ass and i must shit

I’m in trouble. The ship has my favorite slut.

Here. We. Go.

I “love” the convenience of AI (which I call my intern at work) but a grown 🍑 man who is arguing live game sports stats with me using ChatGPT is not the world I need to be in.

Hello Miami, hello zombie boy 🍹

A lady watched the Hachiko (the remake) on the flight. She ugly cried during landing.

Welp. It’s a Voucher and 5 hr misconnect day for me. What a wonderful present. 🤣 🤪

D-awwww!

Did I wake before @hipsterkibble.bsky.social today? 🛫🛳️

Trying so hard not to binge this all snow day. I need it to last till I’m in Miami for vacation! 😅

The Akita did not place in the dog show. This. Is. An. Outrage.

As I travelled into the Valley of Fog. This intrusive thought entered my mind: “oh to be a wire brush on the back of a cement truck… riding along all day”. 🥹🙃

When at Grandpa’s, the patio door is never left unattended.

Waiting for the shutdown to end really got me on prices this year. But December back to back sailing on the Icon of the Seas should help. 🌴🌴🚢🌴🌴

Guess who is winning at freeze out this morning. 🥶

Am I the Guncle who would threaten family members with Red Bull Advent calendars if I don’t get a wish list? Yes. Yes I am. 1 for each kid. 🎅

Rumor has it @squints.bsky.social got a yellow card tonight.

I forget. What was all things @owengodberson.bsky.social promised us he’d say tonight?

I decided today was the day to make some stock. Threw in some garlic, pepper, parsley, and a pinch of chipotle powder. 🤞

I thought that Potty dance was fake.

Hi, so it’s fall and I’d really like a Bobbie from Capriotti’s. Is a trip to Des Moines worth it. 🤣

Trivia doodle because the gay bar has the hardest trivia in town.

What’s under this boo bucket? It’s my credit card I’ve been looking for since Friday. 🫠

Going full piggy this round. 🐷 🥹

Set the Bar vibes.

Me in my best Bob’s Burger Linda voice “Hello, my little lady.”

As of this week, Kuma will go into his crate right after our morning walk w/o being prompted. But has had 2 days in a row of 💩 in the crate while I’m at work. He also hurt his nose yesterday 😮‍💨 luckily it’s not a big deal being remote when needed but I sure miss being fully remote.

Just my doggo giving me the stare down, because I said 5 more football minutes a bajillion minutes ago.

@deadunion420.bsky.social you cleaned up nice for that photo. 😘

Good morning (it’s October 3rd)

Trying out Gobble Ganger on Chicago day. Is the Smell-O-Vision working?

In the battle of Tellurides, always choose the mountain.

God bless Portland.

New passport in hand. Where to go next. How many more weekends will I be on the _____ of the Seas? Do I try Virgin Voyages? 🤔 time to scheme!

It was such a great story starter. 😘💦

I moved to Omaha for the views. The view:

I’m not going to lie, I thought it was just multi-colored popcorn when I bought it. But this is a shopping mall tastebud nostalgia assassin. Anyway, go UO.

1 day and 3 thermostats later. I have cool air again. Probably not a project I should have started at 11pm on a Saturday. (Yes I have a sad social life)

🚨Package secured. 🚨

Amen.

Stardew Valley Symphony of Seasons night!

It’s a Bagel Bin kind of morning here in Omaha. Please ignore my obscene amount of cream cheese. 🥯