Louisville city running around with the rental special white jerseys today. Keep dreaming for that stainless steel.

The Romanian entry plays involuntarily through every officer's head on the Death Star as Darth Vader walks past. #Eurovision

Brb. Booking flights to Malta and Serbia.

Hi, the vet tech hurt my feelings 6hrs ago (called Kuma a Senior dog) and I’m still not over it.

The cone of shame is a real bummer.

• horrible WoW patch released FFXIV hype on the rise the year is 2021 • horrible WoW patch released FFXIV hype on the rise the year is 2026

Time for some Tomodachi Life

“If the soccer bawls, then kick it back.” Overheard for the next @whogivesahoot.bsky.social episode.

Today, that feels right.

Day after annual vet day and this Kuma 🐻 isn’t feeling well.

Why doesn’t Kallman ever rub my hair like that?

IKEA assembly on a Saturday. Why do I do this to myself?

So. A globally disruptive, economically unsound, and whim-driven tariff policy turns out to be unconstitutional. Huh.

My induction burners(?) on the new range don’t have low-med-hi. They have 3-6-9 instead so now I’m cursed to sing “Get Low” every time I cook. Thanks Samsung.

My Stop Table Babe’s craftswoman passed this week and we’re not able to make it to the funeral. A family friend, a community powerhouse, a core to my childhood memories, and so much more. RIP Barb.

It’s warm enough for a DQ blizzard right? Right?

“If you love hockey, you belong.” What a simple and powerful statement on NBC tonight

Salmon. Spring rolls. And an AAR binge listen. Valentines who?

Tip from your single friend: Y’all still have to have sex after your Valentine’s Day meal so choose wisely

At least my washer and dryer decided to die during all the Presidents’ Day sales. 😵‍💫

Felt overloaded by laundry so I texted my cousin to reminisce the time that we had a full year exchange student: He went through 5-7 sets of clothes a day and refused to re-ware any of them until washed.

Awww the daycare cameras are working today!

Graduated from white to red stake in Balatro. 😵‍💫👾🎮♠️♥️♣️♦️🃏

Working on the neon wall.

Finally booked my next birthday cruise. 331 days till Legend of the Seas.

Sunday brunch? How about Sunday dog bar?

The sleeping gods and I are battling tonight and there’s a fog of war outside. I’m not sure which of us will win, but Kuma lost this fight 💤😴 🐕

Llamas have been the best dog toy. 😍

Sometimes you just have to go watch the sunrise.

Ethos Life ads have made me realize I’m now the target of Life Insurance companies. I wanted to stop at the Progressive home insurance guy. 😭

As a hater of all things. I’ve never met a bottle of Shiraz I didn’t like.

The great thing about not watching anymore college football is a lot less Kalshi ads.

We have a rule that the day after the special cheese for fireworks we get to go on a walk. 6 miles.

Very sad to hear what happened in Crans-Montana. They welcome in Nebraska high school students every two years and it was an amazing place to stay for my first time in Switzerland. The people are amazingly welcoming and I will always remember their kindness.

@krzonca.bsky.social and @squints.bsky.social have inspired me to do a model kit for my no-screen January hobby. store.crunchyroll.com/products/mob...

Soccer can’t hurt me if I hurt my own feelings listening to musical theater first.

Vacation vs Work. They are not the same.

Sure ESPN. I didn’t want to watch Avalanche. I’ll watch Mammoth instead. Hello lacrosse legs.

Just me waiting for season 2.

Christmas walk

The forever toddler is still in Velcro mode. ❤️ 🥰

Hulu just called me out. Went from Heated Rivalry to The O.C. No more trauma please.

Velcro fur toddler.

Back in HOmaha.

It’s been 2 hours since I’ve been on a ship. 🤣 Future cruises booked: 1

Choices, choices, choices 🐷

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@unionomaha.bsky.social and pride night is July 18th right? Right? 🧐🧐🧐