Dems further plan to tell Republicans they are “fine” in a way that emphasizes they are, in fact, not fine, then refusing to explain, saying only, “If you don’t know, I’m not going to tell you.”

It looks like my extended “vacation” will be coming to an end in the next month or so, so I’m making the most of the time I have left with back to back hot yoga classes 🧘‍♀️

. I'd make a joke about tmesis, but nobody would underfuckingstand it.

Sooooooo I just got flashed at the grocery store 😬

I just watched a dude at the gym squat twice my body weight and I think I’m gonna need a minute 🫠

This batch got a little extra crispy, but my son covered his in whipped cream and chocolate sauce and all was right with the world. Merry Christmas! 🎄

In a world full of Grinches, be a Cindy Lou Who 🫶

Receiving “Merry Christmas!” messages from men who broke my heart is not as merry-making as one might suppose.

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I accidentally got a little pre-workout powder up my nose. This workout is gonna be fun 😆

The scariest part of going to the grocery store the day before Thanksgiving is finding a parking spot. After that, it’s all gravy, baby. Literally- I’m gonna make SO MUCH GRAVY 🤤

My arm was literally shaking when I tried to take this 😂

I wore my “Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt” shirt to the art museum, but I also brought my half-gallon bottle of water and bought some souvenir books almost immediately so my shirt was only half right.

I feel so glamorous in front of the grocery store 😂

I’ve never taken a group fitness class before- the idea has always given me flashbacks to humiliating gym classes growing up- but I signed up to take a Barre class this morning. I’m hoping to have some fun, learn something new and maybe even make an IRL friend. Gasp!

How you act when the printer quits working is the real you

And coffee. Coffee helps.

I started my “rest day” with Pilates and yoga, and this quote (from @adrienelouise) really stuck with me: “Who do you serve by being small?” I spent my whole life trying to make myself small. Inconspicuous. Inoffensive. Nice. Normal. Accepted. 1/2

Good morning, lovelies! Coffee before the gym opens and a lazy puppy on my lap 💙

Sup fellow weirdos. It's mug show off time. Let's see yours too

I’ve been out of work for 2 weeks and still haven’t found time to clean off my dining room table. Weird.

I don’t carry a bag anymore, but I do carry a half-gallon bottle of water everywhere and the insulated cover has pockets (🤩), within which you’ll find: 1. Cherry Chapstick 2. A keychain of the Eiffel Tower 3. Wireless earbuds 4. A hair clip 5. An (unused) dog poop bag

Every time I take melatonin before bed, I wake up 20 minutes before my alarm- even if I stayed up extra late to watch the most-predictably-disappointing fight ever.

Searching through my image library for 15 minutes for a meme, even though I know it would only take 5 seconds to Google the exact image I want...

I had so much fun! The museum leaned heavily on local artists, which I expected, but spanned a surprisingly large variety of time periods and styles.

I’ve never gone to a museum by myself before, but there’s a first time for everything 😊

Trying to find the poop of a 5-pound dog in a sea of fallen leaves is the worst game ever. If he hadn’t eaten all my kids’ crayons, idk how I’d do it.

I wish I could feel like I feel in the gym all the time (only with better lighting).

Quote post with a picture of yourself and show these noobies who they’re dealing with

Happy World Kindness Day ❤️

And just like that, I got a text asking for a 3rd interview with one of the jobs I applied for and “Maybe Life is Good” came on the radio. I couldn’t ask for a bigger sign than that.

Since having more time to watch game shows this past week, I’ve noticed how low advertising standards have fallen. If the best thing you can say about your product is that it does what it’s meant to do “up to 100% of the time”, you may want to rethink some things.

I went to turn in my equipment at my old office today, and the whole floor was empty- like a ghost town. I had to track down the IT guy to take possession of my laptop and I told him I’d put my monitors on a counter nearby. “You actually bought those back?! No one ever brings those back.”

Y'all. This is tiny and packs a wallop, kinda like a saddle burr. "Cowboy," by Francesca Leader, whom you should be following @mooninabucket.bsky.social

Post 90s film GIFs

Proof of life. And silliness.

Why are the silliest first world problems the most enraging?

I haven’t shared this one in a while. #poetry

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Pick a selfie from your gallery and turn it B&W

When your clothes go missing, do you ever wonder if they’ve gone on a little adventure somewhere? Anyway, I’m happy my shirt decided to return to me 🥰😆

As much as I love parenting, my only wish is that there were somehow just a *few* more apps I had to use to manage kids’ schooling and activities.

Oh hi! Apparently it’s been a while. Meet Doobie. He was born around the time of my last post here 😆

There a special place in Hell for drivers who block the intersection.

My 5yo: Mommy, do you like mermaids? Me: I do! 5: You’re never gonna find one Me: 😶

I hope the 2 people who’ve liked this so far know how much I appreciate the love. I also hope they got the reference 😆

I’ve gone through 8 pounds of ice in the past two days. Liz likes her water icy.

Happy Friday, Bluesky! It’s so hard trying to work when I’ve got new treasures to peruse.