Tech support 101: Almost everything will work again after you unplug it. That includes you. So that take break.

64 quid for two LPs?! Boy have record store day prices gotten sky high. Makes me glad I didn't have the time to schlub around the city on Saturday.

If Microsoft Copilot can sniff out a scammer, you can't be a very good scammer.

Unintelligible slagging match in the bus station at quarter to one in the afternoon. Keeping it classy as always!

Farage's merry band of security men are the type to park in a disabled bay. I am shocked! No I'm not, he's the holier then thou do as I say not as I do type.

What's good favourite Bible Verse? (Wrong Answers only) "War, huh, yeah What is it good for? Absolutely nothing, uhh War, huh, yeah What is it good for? Absolutely nothing Say it again, y'all War, huh (good God) What is it good for? Absolutely nothing, listen to me, oh"

Rachel Reeves' vow to cut the link between gas and electricity prices isn't worh much to me. As she's the same person that made getting an electric car near unaffordable for me just before Trump bombed Iran and closed the Strait of Hormuz.

Wow Bluesky is more down than up today.

With the news that oil prices are forecasted to stay hight and remain high for the rest of the year I'm going to the pub!

My new phone was posted to my old address where I haven't lived for sixteen years. This isn't a mistake that's happened before so my only hope is my childhood home's new inhabitants are big Sooz Kempner heads and get in touch. ORRRRRR they know someone who is. Please repost for me to receive phone.

when someone says “how are you doing”

In the upcoming local elections I implore you to make sure you're registered to vote and seek out your local green candidate. They're offering the only real left wing alternative to a nasty greed of Tories in different coloured ties. None of them have a plan beyond failed ausueiry polices.

Local student letting film look to have ended the least of the sandwich and coffee shop that have been there for decades. Well looks like a nice, reasonably priced, cup of coffee on my way to work if a thing of the past.

Exactly 💯

COFFEE then brain. (A little something I made for MrsHackenbush) #art #cats #coffee

Lousy Smarch weather!

When I get a new follower.

Bring back teenage lads on the bus reeking of Linx Africa I say. Can't stand this lot who reek of strawberry and aniseed vape.

Alternate universe Bond villain reveal #Art #Cats

£70 just for standing charges for energy on an empty house no wonder people have to decide between heating and eating!

If you see this post a character from Spaced.

Hearing a lot of bullshit about Labour bringing back the otter. They're also doing absolutely nothing about water companies and industry polluting water courses.

#StarTrek #StarTrekMemes #StarTrekTNG #VasquezRocks

Post a Star Trek gif for First Contact Day

Classic labour screwing over the environment and long term energy security for the sake of short term fiscal gain. Well they made a lot of dividends for the disaster capitalist shareholders who are labour party donors. Classic fucking red Torys.

At last a quality new Doctor Who episode ... from 1965!

Is the 1993 Super Mario Brothers Movie no longer the most maligned Mario movie now? I think it's great by the way.

AI really has killed the tired old April fools gag dead.

When you say the seninal occult school set book series is the worst witch. We can be friends.

The Iran War, while absolutely fucking up everything, may have also dealt a death blow to AI. Iran hit Qatar’s helium production, destroying its capabilities to produce the gas. Qatar is responsible for about 30% of the planet’s entire helium supply. Here’s why that really, really matters. /1

You would think that UNCLE the united command for law enforcement wouldn't have they're Manchester headquarters appear so prominently in Google maps. That's just a security breach waiting to happen.

The mystery of how I can make a spicy pasta sauce with only tomatoes (canned and regular) tomato and garlic pure basil, salt and pepper. Answers on a post card to the usual address. The meatballs where Chorizo but have been ruled out.

Agent Kimball Cho gets some excellent lines in The Mentalist Suspect "What he hell is the CBI?" Cho "We're like the FBI, only more conveniently located"

I like Chappell Roan despite being cast as a villain of the week in the press. I don't like her music blasted out on a train by an irritating hen party. You can have an enjoyable journey without making other people miserable. It's like a parable for marriage knowing when to shut the fuck up.

In case anyone needed a reminder about not watching any trailers today.

These idiots in parliament who are making fat stacks from oil prices shooting up haven't the fucking foggiest idea of how economics work. You support Starmer helping out Trump's war then you'd better subside the rest of the country while we suffer.

Looks like we're having a Brian De Palma season by accident. We've Watched Blow out and Obsession, not sure what to watch next.

I print the Strait of Hormuz on a convenient cliff Wile E Coyote and Roadrunner style. It would work if the tanker crews believe in it!

The government is propping up the declining fossil fuel industry by giving oil and gas companies huge tax breaks - £2.7 billion every year. As oil prices soar, profits will follow. So my petition feels more relevant than ever - please sign & share 🙏 you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/en...

The only regime change the world needs is in the disunited states of America. It'll bring down oil prices and promote world peace.

Fuck Wes Streeting and all of his evil red Tory pals. You can't trust them with anything. The NHS, basic human rights, defence. They'll pay fealty to god emperor trump the first chance the spineless cretins get.

The USS Athena she's built like an Atrium but she handles like a Conservatory!

If Academy can do a season two without falling face first into Stanley Fan Wank Valley, yeah I think I'm looking forward to it. Also I really hope we see more of the Athena's missing bridge crew. Really felt like they ran out of money for the supporting cast.

"People are entitled to different views of Churchill" Yes they're called historians...

Is this a solution?

Keir Starmer is a prime minister who has done his best to make his role irrelevant, and a QC / KC doing his best to make Jury Trials irrelevant, a load bearing part of our justice system. Does he have serious self esteem issues or something? Or does the lobbyists money keep him warm at night?

11.3 Billion for a week of an oil war that's costing regular people more money on fuel, groceries and necessities. Yet the government can't afford food stamps or healthcare that won't financially cripple an average earner for life.