I'm back; got suspended from Twitter again

Björk recording “Hyperballad”:

Doing my best to get the algorithm to stop putting Orange Man Bad tier libposts on my timeline

Sami vs. Drew is currently my most anticipated match, then (hopefully) Chelsea vs. Michin, then Cody vs. KO.

yeah ofc he is lmao

100 Problems

I'm a couple chapters in, and Assassin's Creed Odyssey is pretty baller. idk how much naval battles are relevant throughout the game, but I'm spending all of my drachmae on pimping out my ship

(bernie sanders voice) no one should wake up and find they have seventy five new emails

Stickdrift on a PS5 controller <<<<

Pentatonix's influence mmm

racist ass song

I'll always start a game on its default difficulty, but I've got no shame about lowering to its easier/easiest level if I'm either struggling or feel disengaged from the gameplay and just want to experience the story as fast as possible

I accidentally keep shaking ass to the Jentry Chau vs The Underworld theme song

Me when I get to Siberia and there isn't a trans orchestra waiting to play for me

Watched The Greatest Showman earlier; currently watching the 1999 Thomas Crown Affair

Piglet is a grown man

Disco Elysium portrait

Oh yeah, I never posted my Spotify Wrapped here:

These are some fan art parody illustrations I made of Cats Don't Dance over the past few years. These were a lot of fun to draw out! Also, if you haven't seen this film yet, I highly recommend checking it out! #illustration #fanart #90snostalgia #memes

not that it's impressive by normal adult standards, but I'm kinda proud of myself for using the wok my boss got me to meal prep homemade chicken fried rice + dusting off my air fryer to avoid eating out all week (so far)

If any twitter mutuals happen to notice my absence over there this coming week, it's bc I told some dude who was calling people the f slur and defending loli drawings to "apply rope to neck" lol

The 2003 PS2 Mobile Suit Z Gundam Hyakushiki Gold Pack is straight-up art.

look. Demon King Piccolo made some points

Oda better than me bc I woulda just taken the rest of the year off

checking out this Pokemon ROM, Emerald Seaglass. it's lit so far but gahdamn, Brawly has a Heracross in this game and that thing is a THUG

they fuckin nailed episode 7 of Dandadan, this is exactly the adaptation I've been asking for

I tried showing my ID to the dude running the liquor store and he was like "nah you're drinking Uncle Nearest, so I know you're not new to this" Lmaoooo he got my ass good

Guys, you're still trying to replace Twitter. I'm telling you we can't do it. Now what we might be able to do is recreate it. Recreate it in the aggregate.

a nice part about bluesky is that I don't have to block someone for posting a Stake .com gambling ad every 2 minutes

Charles may be the king, but Denzel is Him

ngl I'm hesitant to watch or read anything about the upcoming new season of Andor bc I'm scared at the chance that they lost the juice

How it feels scrolling by and finding my mutuals over here

oh nah, fuck right off

Bluesky lowkey has the type of vibe where I feel like I might get banned for saying nigga even though I'm black lol

oh shit, Yo-Yo Ma is still alive?

few things feel worse than realizing you're on your last beer

I'm prolly the darkest nigga in North Carolina that's still sad about Karen Carpenter being dead

finna start wylin out on here just to break the ice

why does it feel like the first day of school after summer break in here

watching the 1984 CBS Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers Christmas special and it's so funny (but unsurprising) how much more charisma the former has than the latter in this thing

I think my dad and uncle would legitimately pass out in the theater if they saw Denzel kiss a man

my mom wants to see Red One when I visit her during her birthday weekend. I wonder if she'll let me get day drunk during it

Michelle is a sexy ass name