I wonder if gpl-1s could be a supplementary treatment for folks with alcohol issues. Like they make you feel sick if you’re having too much sugary stuff right?

i don't want to clean my data with copilot

@jjw.wtf found this photo of you

wouldn’t quantum computing be more useful than LLMs?

Toussaint L'Ouverture looking down and seeing Haiti demolish something called the All Whites and smiling.

startup idea: genetically engineered crocodile cockroaches, CROKROACHES.

movie pitch: Warhammer movie but set in the Toy Story universe

startup idea: genetically engineered crocodile cockroaches, CROKROACHES.

god these people are insufferable idiots

is @danslevin.funeralsandsnakes.net harbourmaster yet?

i have an ear infection this is not fun

shower thought: they should make antifreeze less delicious

the feeling of unblocking your ears by doing a Fess extra strength nasal wash and really blasting your sinuses is significantly better than orgasm

Startup idea: a food delivery box but instead of food it's used batteries and powdered glass and instead of delivery you have to drive (to somewhere that is in a GPS black spot) to pick up you box of used batteries and powdered glass.

“yeah, I like to live dangerously,” he said sparking a cigarette while pumping gas into his ford raptor

startup idea: KafkAI the perfect solution for the NZ government’s plans to automate the public service.

startup idea: zeppelins

if reactionary folks want culture they need look no further than rob schneider’s tight five (hours)

i wanna build a cyberdeck

imagine if there was an ebola outbreak on a cruise ship. people bleeding out on the buffet. shuffleboard too slick from all the liquified organs.

who needs GLP-1s when there is almost an unlimited amount of cardboard you can just eat? if i’m looking to shred a few pounds i just go to the nearest recycling skip big and boom: zero calorie meals for weeks.

controversial opinion: i don’t care for biscoff

damn

startup idea: a device that sits in your cheeks and injects Coca-Cola straight into your wisdom teeth so they dissolve without the need for painful and expensive surgery.

this budget looks nothing like a household budget. i’ve been lied to.

Once worked with a dude who would mention is “sounding rod” all the time.

i thought the zoo was supposed to be family friendly 🥵🐢💦

starting to worry about @nug.monster i hope he is enjoying a crisp V in the sun.

can’t sleep, won’t sleep

i think most of what’s wrong in the world is identified in the following two links

one of the most important things a trusted mentor taught me is that if your shoes smell like piss it’s because you probably annoyed someone at some point and now they take every opportunity to piss in your shoes. such wise words, so insightful. happens way more often than you’d think once you know.

i thought the zoo was supposed to be family friendly 🥵🐢💦

of course goofy is a sovereign citizen

i’d watch the extended editions back-to-back-to-back with leo

uh should i be worried?

every day

dear @moderation.bsky.app, bring back @nug.monster or there will be an open rebellion 🪖

remember casual fridays? there was a 37 year old guy at an office i worked at who would always, without fail dress up like max from Where The Wild Things Are. every. single. friday.

it only got a 4.7 on imdb but it’s one of my all time favourite episodes

what’s in your bluesky drafts?

startup idea: intravenous bags of electrolytes, paracetamol, ibuprofen, pseudoephedrine, caffeine, codeine and antihistamines for parents going through the horrors of their kid getting every virus ever during the first years of childcare.

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chicken sashimi sushi from a service station at 7:27pm 🤤

how good is clean sheet day? i wish in could do it more often than once a year

i think my dream job would be armpit hair detangler for hollywood actresses

in my first year uni hostel i lived in the same shared kitchen space as an American guy who refused to do dishes to the point he would buy paper plates, plastic cutlery, and disposable cups. god he was a piece of shit.

starting a new branch of medicine: shrekology where we look to the sacred texts of the shrek canon* for cost effective ogre-inspired answers to our ailments. *puss in boots movies are not canon