Why do people keep on falling for Colossal Bioscience’s bulllllshit?!

Loving how “stochastic” /stō-kăs′tĭk/ has become an everyday word.

I have come to the conclusion, after 2 weeks driving around Italy, the reason why Melbourne’s drivers are so terrible is the high percentage of Italian folks who live in Victoria.

It's actually the other way around, because I'll be giving brain damage to anybody who uses the fascist surveillance glasses to surveil me.

I had a good skeet in mind earlier but couldn’t punch it out. Now it has dissolved into the ether of my brain, back into the cosmic energy of the universe.

This is the uplifting news I needed

Yeah. So I’m not liking this timeline. Can I please eject?

Verdict: Italy is pretty cool. Why didn’t you tell me this earlier @gtiso.bsky.social? PS I love the diet:

Would really suck being the other guy in Utah with the same name right now.

Once worked with a woman who insisted as part of her ergonomic set up her bog standard office chair should be replaced with a Spin cycle machine, one of the ones with a fan for a wheel. As the person sitting next to her, it was great on hot days. Not so much on the other 99.37% of office days.

Still have no reckons, but I did watch a bunch of fish swimming at the beach with the lad.

I have zero reckons about anything today except I discovered I quite like Burrata.

Obvs attacking/hurting folks is not good, don’t do it, but the solution to a lot of property crime is pretty simple: provide people the basics to live, lower the cost of living, rebuild the support services for people out of work, oh and completely change the corrupt economic system we live with.

With students heading back to the classroom, a group of cognitive scientists and AI researchers has published one of the most forceful and evidence-backed calls yet to reject the "uncritical adoption of AI" in academia:

I apologise, you're entirely correct.

That's uh... quite a vibrant metaphor.

Taps the sign again. Luxon you absolute cum nugget. People want services. People like services.

Lmao. Fuck me.

Some people maybe want to see automation, more powerful weapons, scientific agriculture, or computers as hallmarks of modernity. That’s all rich people stuff. The bright line for everyone not-rich is public health. That’s why these guys in power hate it.

🤷‍♂️

Spoilers: Trump’s been dead for a while and a reptilian-shapeshifter named Gørthųnķ has taken over presidential duties. What you’re seeing in photos is compression artefacts from their camouflage technology.

Once worked with a guy who would describe himself as an amateur phrenologist and wore callipers on his belt like a holster around the office.

The inevitable has happened: Disconnect is back on Ghost after trying Substack again. I didn’t just ditch another US tech platform; I learned the Substack network isn’t as helpful as it used to be, and certainly doesn’t justify putting up with the platform’s support for Nazis.

Anyone saying the Nazis who took to the streets of Australia on the weekend can be reasoned with needs to learn some history. We don’t need more discourse. We need to be intolerant of their intolerance. Fuck ‘em.

Christopher Luxon is a cruel idiot who likes to make people suffer.

Just tried watching Ezra Klein’s latest NYT podcast episode on how the U.S. got to this point where vaccines are so politicized. It’s pretty clear that Klein and his guests—David Wallace Wells and Rachael Bedard—really do not understand why/how the political right turned on vaccines.

<cough> Sydney Road <cough >

Send in the troops to stuff dot co dot en zed!

If I still don’t understand I keep on asking it to “make itit sexier” until I come to the answers I am looking for

England is a stupid name for a country. What the fuck is an Eng?

Pledge you cheap cunts

Love how @davidfarrier.bsky.social’s stock image twin is the face of this @mcsweeneys.net story.

Kaa-kaaaaaw

How about no?

Nicola: "I just cost tax payers hundreds of millions of dollars, completely unforced error on my behalf, guys, don't know what happened. Imma put this one down to hubris, pure and simple." Chris: "I wonder what's for lunch."

ACT IS A DEATH CULT

Death. Cult.

i spoke to the spinoff about my decision to take webworm off substack. a well balanced, nuanced piece: thespinoff.co.nz/media/25-08-...

Thousands of people show up to oppose genocide and hate.

My inbox has been a much less stressful place since I closed my substack account. Sorry to not get @biblioracle.bsky.social and @bcmerchant.bsky.social’s thoughts direct to my eyeballs though.

I went to the Field of Dreams in the dead of winter. It sucked so hard. Didn’t even see any ghosts.

The Wilberforces been getting free heating all this time.

Harry Potter and the crippling addiction to attention that turned into an albatross of hate.

can borg cum

#auspol #ausunions #FCKNZS A message from VTHC inre the March for White Australia on August 31:

Toreador is my new favourite word. I’m going to toreador the shit out of it

Kash Patel is emailing me. Must be legit.

Do you like to read things? Read this thing (by crowdfunding it): www.pozible.com/project/patt...

Sounds like this person needs some serious help.