Going to write a self help book. What would you like help with?

Grilled cheese would be g rn.

Watch the badgers take our jobs now 🦡

COINTELPRO but good this time.

In 2008, a blogger named Curtis Yarvin called for a future president to kill foreign aid programs as part of a plan to replace democracy with dictatorship. Now 600,000 people are dead—and 14 million will die by 2030, according to the Lancet. This is the running death toll of tech fascism.

Fossils are cool. I don’t understand why people keep grinding them up just to burn them.

Why wait to piss on Mark Zuckerberg’s grave? Just piss on him now.

I’d really like to buy an aircraft carrier. Anyone know anyone selling one?

I love the sound of rain but despise the damp.

Do we think a certain political party doesn't want "net zero" because they think it relates to fishing?

Petition to create a register of all trusts. Sign below.

No, but there are often trustee companies and lawyers who act as trustees owners of land/companies, and you can find those, and through the transaction records you can often see the real owners (assuming they're not in full-on stealth mode, which is actually uncommon)

To put some perspective on this: $1 trillion (USD) is enough money to buy every single person on Earth like 11 Zinger Burger Box meals from Kentucky Fried Chicken. EVERY SINGLE HUMAN.

Poor, Carl. I sympathise. I too often forget about the multiple properties I own via a trust so as to, on paper, appear less "sorted".

Is there a way to search for trusts in NZ?

Spot the ex-heroin addict (and I say this as someone who is in recovery).

Here's something to brighten your day: the thought of space terrorism. Bright side: Marco Inaros hasn't been born yet.

More like Ross Dontdothat.

The earthquake was Papatūānuku’s way of expressing disappointment that magically animated sack of toenail clippings Ray Chung got a chairperson role.

You okay, Wellington folk?

Game recognise game when it comes to unbelievable but true work stories. This is 371% better than any of mine.

I can’t wait till the AI bubble pops. Looking forward to the next batshit thing Silicon Valley throws at us.

Imagine if JD Vance got plastic surgery to implant machines into his face so it could contort into any of the memes about him.

I don’t like that thanks to @garbageday.email I now know what a Panican is. I hate everything (except Ryan’s (usually) soothing prose).

Surprised the headstone hasn’t been vandalised and covered in kfc detritus tbh

Organ theft (from a church) > organ theft (from a human)

The real lesson democrats need to take from this is they need to invest in spine transplants for all their candidates because it turns out having a backbone is important to winning elections.

ill never forgive dick cheney for killing kirsten dunsts husband

Moon is pretty spectacular tonight. Not even going to attempt a photo. Just stare at it until I fall asleep on the balcony and develop hypothermia.

Guy Fawkes today would be ranting about how THOSE people have too much power on a Facebook Live streaming from the phone holder on the dash of his late model Ford Raptor with the flames of the 5G tower he set on fire earlier visible in the background.

When those million people leave New York tomorrow that will crash property and rent prices, giving Zohran yet another win.

As with my work stories, all these posts are 100% factually true. We employed @dylanreeve.com as a fact checker.

I want one of those robot dogs but with a .50 cal welded on its back.

My hometown 💕 use to thrive and breaks my heart seeing it so quiet.

I want to be an influencer. Send me things like gold bars, precious jewels, bearer bonds and I’ll review them for my triple (3) digit follower count.

Have started collating my explanations of NZ things here 👇 I guess we’ll eventually get to the recent stuff I’ve been posting about Taranaki. Like and subscribe.

Andrew Little already exhibiting brain rot. Why would you give Chung, a guy who is clearly a hurtful, harmful, sexist cooker anything at all! Bury him in obscurity and make him the pariah he should be.

Did not expect a post about Ronald Hugh Morrieson to get any notice lol

Just finished Came a Hot Friday and sad/grubby/depraved seems on point.

Ah have a powerful hankering for a stack of golden pancakes yessiry.

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Cutting edge ideas like these is what keeps Wood Industries LLC at the forefront of global research and development.

Startup idea: Butter Chicken boba. Basically sell plastic takeaway drink cups filled with watery butter chicken curry and tiny chicken meatballs. Super wide straw to slurp everything up provided.

Why does Melbourne have a cup?

Ummmm… they did a whole live trial with Foodstuffs for six months ending in September 2024, so sure they weren’t doing it *at that point* but they definitely had been. Also Auror’s now scanning number plates to allow bailiffs to clamp/seize cars to get people to pay back their court fines.

Yeah, their whole “we don’t do facial recognition” bit was more “we don’t do facial recognition, we just integrate with 3rd party facial recognition partners to allow customers to process their own data (that we also don’t hold btw!)”

I am ‘zozobra’ encapsulated

Sauron was just trying to build a better Middle Earth through trickle down ringonomics.

Bingo! Imagine if the millions of dollars being spent on this surveillance tool were put into… I dunno feeding and housing folks so they were less inclined to steal stuff. Fucking wild.

Also says that retailers can’t manually add people to the POI, they need to be on the retailers ‘high risk’. Which retailers can manually can add people to manually, and then add them to the POI list 😂 No restrictions on registering minors, just lot of words saying retailers can decide not to 🤢