JJW
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Which is your favourite solvent to abuse? Find out mine here:
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11 months ago
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some people are actually cooked eh
www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...
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āGermaoriā claim over Chatham Islands waka rejected by MÄori appeal court
Catherine Sixtus has claimed her Germanic ancestors should qualify as MÄori.
https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/national/586930/germaori-claim-over-chatham-islands-waka-rejected-by-maori-appeal-court
about 7 hours ago
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canāt believe fentanylruary is almost ½ over
about 7 hours ago
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Hey
@jamescheung.bsky.social
give me funding, you have my bitcoin address. You could 100x with this project.
notagrift.com/shypto/
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SHYPTO: Crypto for community and climate ā This is not a grift
https://notagrift.com/shypto/
about 10 hours ago
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this mother fucker back
about 11 hours ago
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Startup idea: a food delivery box but instead of food it's used batteries and powdered glass and instead of delivery you have to drive (to somewhere that is in a GPS black spot) to pick up you box of used batteries and powdered glass.
about 11 hours ago
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new zealand should just cut down all its trees if they are so careless as to let them keep falling on peoples homes
about 11 hours ago
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thinking about getting my soon-to-be 1-year-old a bandsaw for their birthday
about 16 hours ago
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Why is Chris Luxon holding an umbrella over Harpo Marx in an empty stadium before dawn in the pouring rain? I don't think I've seen this movie.
about 16 hours ago
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@minipaint.bsky.social
question for you: got any suggestions for where to start. Have been warhammering but itās too commercial. Want to get into something else.
1 day ago
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Woman in the Leopards Ate My Face Party who tried to encourage other women to let leopards eat their faces is surprised when her face gets eaten by a leopard.
1 day ago
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Shaved and now Face ID do not recognise me
2 days ago
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I have a valentines related work story but I donāt have the time to post today. It involves a Cupid costume, a deranged HR department, and a hopelessly romantic new CEO.
2 days ago
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Wrote a stream of consciousness thing the other night
notagrift.com/what-i-write/
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What I write at No Typewriters / No Talking ā This is not a grift
https://notagrift.com/what-i-write/
2 days ago
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Didnāt expect it, but of course he gave Robert Mugabe financial advice.
2 days ago
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Gary
3 days ago
Land lubbers, they will come and they will go.. Mostly to the depths far down below. You'll go...
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Sung to the tune of Dreams by Fleetwood Mac, but in a pirate voice: š¶ Plunder only happens when weāre sailing Pirates only love you when they're parlaying š¶
3 days ago
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Just realised my wifi name is finally sort of culturally relevant.
3 days ago
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Fill Colons
3 days ago
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dude looks like a temu jonah hill
add a skeleton here at some point
4 days ago
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An evening well spent. First batch of marines finally ready for washing and necrons primed. I have so much plastic (and metal) crack to paint.
4 days ago
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Reminders for all my Melbourne activist friends: all cops are bastards, donāt get kettled on Princes Bridge, use water to wash pepper spray out your eyes.
4 days ago
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if the trench knife is embedded in the wall, how will elon pull it out? he's not arthur, son of uther pendragon, from the castle of camelot, king of the britons, defeater of the saxons, sovereign of all england!
4 days ago
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No Typewriters / No Talking
5 days ago
We took over MPavilion on Tuesday night. Writers were writing in the golden light of a magnificent Melbourne evening in the cozy confines of Tadao Ando's concrete canopy.
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Everyone in Wellington should be forced to take massive amounts of Imodium until they fix the sewerage system.
5 days ago
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As an Australian citizen Iād like to make it clear: Dr Oz has nothing to do with us.
5 days ago
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How good are capsaicinoids
5 days ago
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LNG actually stands for āLame National Governmentā. Theyāre fast tracking a plant to clone the most asinine moist doughy rich folks so we live under their crony capitalism chaos forever.
5 days ago
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Many perfectly good reasons for suddenly and chaotically closing a major airport and the airspace around it. Nothing, absolutely nothing, to see here regarding a giant four pincered spherical cyclops robot similar to the one from the original Sim City games. Nope. Na uh.
5 days ago
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He sounds like someone out of one of my stories.
add a skeleton here at some point
5 days ago
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Stilgherrian
6 days ago
THIS NEWS WILL PLEASE A FEW PEOPLE: āQUT will become the new custodian of Meanjin, Australia's most eminent literary journal, bringing the publication back to Brisbane 80 years after it relocated to Melbourne.ā
www.qut.edu.au/meanjin
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Humans are super confusing. Run a free event in a public space where it was mentioned on entrance there would be photography and there was a photographer very visibly taking photos and then after the event someone complains in a very pissy way via email. Chill out boomer. "Sent from my iPhone"
6 days ago
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Hey
@bsky.app
i donāt want drafts, I want edits. Let me edit my poorly written posts to remove spelling and grammar mistakes.
6 days ago
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Sometimes when I see a person reading a physical book in public Iāll sidle up to them and whisper āthe dog dies at the endā breathlessly into their ear.
6 days ago
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Hosted a stellar session of
@notypewriters.com
at MPavilion this evening.
6 days ago
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add a skeleton here at some point
6 days ago
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WHY ARE THERE SO MANY SONGS ABOUT RAINBOWS?!
6 days ago
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@ahawkins.bsky.social
need a press sec?
7 days ago
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Remember back, before COVID, when you had to go into the office every single day?
7 days ago
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next year I am going to do a superbowl ad
7 days ago
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i thought ketamine was supposed to cure depression.
7 days ago
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Protip: only eat *non-friable* asbestos. Itās healthier, fewer carbs, more protein.
7 days ago
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Time to grind up some of these āresearch chemicalsā I bought off a Mongolian website and pop them in the incense burner to help me get to sleep. Night night fam š¦¬
7 days ago
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cloaca
7 days ago
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JJW
Come write a thing with me and
@notypewriters.com
tomorrow night. Spots still available š
mpavilion.org/events/no-typewriters/
add a skeleton here at some point
7 days ago
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there is a literal war criminal responsible for the deaths of thousands of children on the loose go arrest him
add a skeleton here at some point
7 days ago
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An anagram of "Isaac Herzogā is āI, chaos gazerā which is a pretty good indication that he is a genocidal war criminal that should be on trial in The Hague.
7 days ago
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Purplepingers ā
7 days ago
Our government crossed a line by inviting a war criminal - they canāt uncross it.
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I canāt make it to the protest so to be clear: I stand in solidarity with Palestine. Herzog and any other world leader whose country commits genocide should be arrested the moment they hop off the plane.
7 days ago
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nat_halie
7 days ago
If youāre anti-immigration and anti-multiculturalism, you should be permanently banned from any food that didnāt crawl out of the beige emotional void that is your soulāenjoy your dry toast asshole.
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Come write a thing with me and
@notypewriters.com
tomorrow night. Spots still available š
mpavilion.org/events/no-typewriters/
add a skeleton here at some point
7 days ago
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