Struggling really hard not to steal my sister's kid's toys

Never in my life have I been needing a "quick space" place to put shit in the fridge However It's now been two times where that fucking shit have been moving up on me and dropping shit

So I wasn't aware of that but today my gf, while looking at me lifting weights, informed me that men lifting weights was sexy .. you mean that girls at the gym also look guys up? absolutely crazy

... huh I need advice I generally leave the spider be in my house until they tryna get in my cereals or something but the girl I'm seeing really dislike them, and kills them normally I guess I'll just hide them when I see them or something

omg no pls let not diablo 4 also have that trope with neyrelle oh please no

Just chillin' on a couch in my underwear drinking cider life's good rn

hmm. sometimes feels like the auto-scrolling feature is actin' up and moving stuff around

there's been a shift lately in my life, when after encountering a friend and getting to meet more of her friends, apparently there's groups of people who, upon encountering a new or unheard in a long time word, will like be happy to be reminded of it, or to learn it

someone should make a “cats” feed that just shows pictures of cats. mainly because i use that as an example all the time. and because @pfrazee.com would actually subscribe and derive great joy from looking at all your cats.

I hear the Buddhists have been pondering that one for some time now, anyone let me know when you've figured it out please

"decentralization is complicated, explain like I'm 5" ok so you know how other people's moms are very faithful to their daddies, but your mom...

well anyone who say post instead of skeet is trying to take your kidney so what do you say about that

We've been saying "See you later, Alligator" for decades, when "Sayonara, Capybara" was right there.

Haven't seen much weight lifting fams posting, how's y'all's lifting go? I'm very new and doing the stronglift 5x5 thing, today's squat was 165 lbs but slowly getting there. Overhead lift is super though for me, stuck at 80 lbs since last few trainings.

Dating in your 30s, or how to speedrun getting a 3yo kid coming with those hot single parents in your area

c'est hot l'idée le "paradoxe" que de l'extérieur des entités qui n'ont aucun contrôle sur l'intérieur puissent par ailleurs y avoir de l'influence

😭😭😭 everyone is enjoying the sheeshthread meanwhile bluesky is all max range exceeded at me (someone yells "is what she said" from the back of the class)

oh no :( it's that time of the year where people with power tools decide that nature has grown too much and we need to aggressively cut anything that oversteps some imaginary line of what's allowed for a plant to grow into the sound is driving me crazy

Me, sewing: wait Me, ripping the fabric: I think I'm in the wrong meme

me, flirting: Oh your into long distance relationship? I mean notwithstanding being physically unavailable I'll gladly be emotionally unavailable for you babe

Yesterday I played with my friend's kid for a bit, she had brought a slinky and we were hurling it around. It was such a pure, simple and joyful moment. Kids are so cool. Online drama felt so fake.

Damn I feel like we don't deserve Jay

i don’t think the community labeling approach has been tried, with the composability suggested here. if you want a place where the main moderation action is server-level bans taken by mods, you are free to join or run your own mastodon server now. https://joinmastodon.org/

Damnit m completely drunk and also watching the playoffs please extract whatever you want from my prone state

This is really funny to me because where I live there's like this whole culture / meme that employees of the state are mostly standing about, on their shovels, looking at the zealous youngster who just got hired 10/10

10,000 devs standing around in a room watching 8 devs desperately pulling all-nighters preventing the roof from collapsing and killing everyone

can i just step in here to ask, in a moment of relative chill before whatever next week brings, that we - not make death threats - block more, bully less

In this home we do partake, Improv replies and beliefs we shake. Friendly nerds we be, Flirting wild and free. Good we'll amplify, negativity we'll break.

IN THIS HOUSE WE - REPLY like it's IMPROV - hold our beliefs LOOSELY - be FRIENDLY, AMBITIOUS NERDS - FLIRT with ABANDON - MUTE POLITICAL REPOSTS - AMPLIFY the GOOD - DISTRUST UNHAPPY INTELLIGENCE and always ALWAYS like before replying

I'm always gobsmacked by ways of thinking where one's moral sense is The One Moral Sense™, from which everyone else should derive value of what is ok or not. I makes so little sense, because necessitating one of your own tribe being in command for things to go well is so impossibly short-sighted.

alright I created a password and got bluesky on my desktop it's over I have another entry in my few sites I compulsively open an close throughout the day

we should all get together and start digging a huge hole

.. man I'd eat pizza right now pizza is so great

it's not really a "thread" bc it's not linear, there are countless branches it's Skyggdrasil the Hell Tree

Hear me out

Soni kinda like the fact that Google looks at what I write and tells me when words do not exist, but more and more I start to think that many of y'all have poor vocabulary. "sans vergogne" looks wrong to you, really google?

So we had a hockey game tonight For some reason I'm starting to get flagged as the goon of the team Which is weird because clearly, the other guys are way more violent This is probably not a metaphor

I'm getting slightly drunk looking at live dek hockey games amaa

Shitskeeting sounds like a skateboard trick But it's a worthy replacement for shitpoasting

sorry babe, can't tonight. becoming addicted to an entirely new deranged website

Oh shit I have an idea what if we don't gatekeep

Ok I understand how this works now, you're supposed to be angry in the tweets, horny in the skeets

It's not mine, but there's a saying that goes roughly like "If debugging is the act of removing bugs from software, then programming must be the act of putting them in" I think about that a lot

So how do y'all handle regrets of past decisions? Missed opportunities, relationships that were not pursued and the likes? Woke from a semi lucid dream filled with an acute nostalgia and I'm a bit emotional about it.

Started watching the lord of the ring again and Lucky for Sauron Pippin was there to screw everything up all the time like Moria, Palanthir, probably others I can't think of atm Would have been a walk in the park otherwise

I really did not expect so many strangers to so gracefully wish me happy birthday. Genuine smile it brought. Please enjoy that pfp and all my gratitude.

Did I mention dragons are as cool as fractals?

Wait so is the goal to inhabit our Twitter personas? I kinda feel like the change of air is a welcome occasion to start things anew

Fractals as a metaphorical perspective in the study of human behaviour in a generation; or how can we mistake that Plato text for a current rant on our youths

We are roaming, these are fractals, come see the colours