the brady bunch relies upon the early deaths of two parents. beneath your frivolous merriment there lies a foundation of bones

Make sure to get your rest, because August 21st will be here soon enough! theorientaltheater.com/event/463783...

Thanks to AI, Google is about as reliable as asking your older brother in the 80s.

😁😁😁 #archaeohistories

NEW VIDEO! Heidi Howitzer vs Lypto vs Michael Avalon! youtube.com/watch?v=t4-Zn88Xzcc&feature=youtu.be

“Leftists” who use AI slop to make memes should be forced to write a paper on Marshall McLuhan’s concept of “the Media Is The Message”. *sigh* they’d probably use AI to write the goddamn thing…

It's important to remember that there's nothing to be gained from arguing with absolute dipshits instead of blocking them.

The Venn diagram of “good guys”, “nice guys”, and “shitty bigots who double down on their bullshit when confronted about it”, is a perfect circle.

Another dose of “man touch man too much, must be gay” homophobia.

NEW VIDEO ALERT! Another match from our "streaming era" is now on youtube: Liith Grimm vs Dulce Tormenta! www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqhZ...

@darksheik.bsky.social unleashes big punches during her match against Lacey Lane. Photo by @hvphoto.bsky.social

Unless it was one hour of the Doctor in a therapist’s office, deeply confused about why she looks like the 19 year old girl she had a weird codependent relationship with 1,500 years ago.

Evergreen post.

Can you imagine the level of moral failure it would take to let a predatory white supremacist nepo-baby become the richest man on earth, despite his constant attacks on democracy, the failure of his business products, and being directly responsible for CSAM on his Nazi site? That would be crazy!

NEW VIDEO ALERT! There's been another escape from the LLL vault, so you can watch Choppa City vs The Howletts vs Lypto & Maddox! www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRUG...

The crowd was treated to big slams and wild moves when JD Drake and Royce Isaacs faced off at LLL!

Honestly, I think it's best that Dr Who goes away long enough for us to miss it instead of just hoping it gets better this time around.

A terrible wardrobe malfunction occurred when JD Drake grabbed Dak Draper by the pants!

People seemed genuinely disappointed that WildCard Anaya didn’t put me through that table; which is rude and hurtful. Photos by @hvphoto.bsky.social

I would pay good money for an AI blocker extension so I don’t have to wade through terrible slop images and fake information.

I am very tired but very grateful for this weekend. Once I rest and regain my strength I shall resume my usual swagger.

Anaya got to live the dream of nearly every wrestler and comedian in Denver.

Denver came out to party last night. We'll see you tonight at the Oriental Theater for round two! theorientaltheater.com/event/460735

PARTY TIME!

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TONIGHT! We're kicking off our anniversary weekend with a killer lineup and amazing matches. It's Denver's biggest wrestling party of the year, and we want you there! Tickets for both nights are still available. Fri: theorientaltheater.com/event/460734 Sat: theorientaltheater.com/event/460735

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TOMORROW! Our anniversary weekend begins with a night of big matches and big laughs! Celebrate thirteen years of LLL by partying with us both nights! Friday: theorientaltheater.com/event/460734 Saturday: theorientaltheater.com/event/460735

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My dog was barking at something out in the absolute darkness of the back yard. I will now be peeking out through the window every thirty seconds, waiting for the alien/vampire/bigfoot/were raccoon/whatever to finally attack. This is, of course, what my dog was hoping to accomplish.

I'm very proud of my show, and this episode is a good example of why. I talk to one of the finest heel wrestlers around and unearth that he's a realtor who does not take a commission on homes closed through Project I See You. D-bag character, AMAZING dude. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

FRIDAY & SATURDAY! Our anniversary is presented by Lightshade Dispensary! Give them a visit, and make sure you get your tickets to both nights so you can party with us! Night one: theorientaltheater.com/event/460734 Night two: theorientaltheater.com/event/460735

FRIDAY & SATURDAY! With two nights of crazy matches, will @abadonx13.bsky.social retain their championship? Be there to find out! Night one: theorientaltheater.com/event/460734 Night two: theorientaltheater.com/event/460735

What I see when someone asks me if I'd like to hold the baby:

I want Hollywood to make a movie where a person with chronic pain that was denied medical care from their insurer, kidnaps the CEO and makes them experience all the same pain.

JUNE 5TH & 6TH! NEXT WEEKEND! Big stars, crazy matches, amazing comedians, and YOU there to party with us! Night one: theorientaltheater.com/event/460734 Night two: theorientaltheater.com/event/460735

NEW VIDEO! WildCard Anaya vs Heidi Howitzer is now available to watch on our youtube channel! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt3U...

Companies that have “working relationships“ with WWE are wrestling’s Renfields; eating bugs, debasing themselves, and waiting for power and riches that will never be delivered.

Congrats to Freedom250 for finally booking a new act.

JUNE 5TH & 6TH ARE ONE WEEK AWAY! Celebrate thirteen years of comedy & wrestling with an all star lineup. Get your tickets today at Night one: theorientaltheater.com/event/460734 Night two: theorientaltheater.com/event/460735

After WWII, the new west German government disqualified SS and Gestapo members from pensions or government jobs. Why do I assume the U.S. won’t meet this basic standard once this is over?

JUNE 5TH & 6TH! Dark Sheik will be in action both nights! Get your tickets today! Night one: theorientaltheater.com/event/460734 Night two: theorientaltheater.com/event/460735

NEW VIDEO! Silencio, Marlion Bishop, & Lonnie Valdez vs Maddox, Papá Lypto, & Michael Avalon! www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdQS...

Superman is a fantasy story about what if a powerful man was good

The animation chat has me thinking one telling thing - in the years since AI arrived, there's not been a ground-up indie phenomenon, like we saw with earlier tech (Flash, etc). It hasn't unlocked anyone's creativity. For all the anti-gatekeeping rhetroic, nothing anyone cares about has been born.

lmao

JUNE 5TH & 6TH! When the dust settles on night one, we will know the main event for night two. Trust me, if you miss out you will be very sad. Avoid sadness by getting your tickets today! Night one: theorientaltheater.com/event/460734 Night two: theorientaltheater.com/event/460735