I can't stop listening to talkshowboy... I love niche music ❤️❤️❤️

if you're sad you can try smoking weed and jerkin it and eating a little snack. it works 9/10 times btw

when happy i say: go white boy go when sad i say: im such a fat fucking chud 💔

thank god it’s getting warm again so I can lay outside in a sun spot like a cat

It's hard being the hottest, smartest, skinniest person on bluesky.

Can we please bring back PLUR. When did plur culture die. Its all about ragebaiting now

The lady at burger king gave me extra fries bc I'm a regular. bless my bake life

Guys I'm scared to make moots after I found out oomf has a history with my girlfriend. Look out, I'm mr steal yo girl. And I'm coming for yours next.

Why are all my moots cutie patooties

L L L L L O O O O O V V V V V E E E E

i hope i die in the forest surrounded by animals who weep for me like snow white

My mind is both a speeding car that just hit its brakes and the driver who is about to hit the steering wheel

Spiritually I'm a toyoko kid. My soul lurks next to Shinjuku Toho

why do things just keep happening

Its supposed to be 80 degrees today but its also supposed to snow tomorrow. I must be geeked

APPLE NAILS?? I dunno much about nails POLISH BUT I HAVE TO DO THIS :0

Now teach him how to floss

Stairway to heavenly slaps. I'm so heavenly coded.

my mango is to blow up

I hope you guys feel as good as I do this evening. I've got that first day of my period energy spike 😍✌️

Of course I listen to machine girl it came free with being a faggot

woke up to all of my moots having mental breakdowns what the hell happened.... I hope y'all are doing okay :[[

I don't understand why the American government is trying so hard to be fascist... just let me be a freaky boy

The universe is blowing itself up and I just want to have the peepee I was promised (gender) and to be skinny. I want happiness and peace. I want a fuzzy animal. I need something good to happen please

My biggest red flag is that my local burger king knows my face

Feeling very car seat headrest today. Call me, openmouthboy, because... wait no that doesn't make sense

sometimes I feel like my issues might be unfixable and my best bet is just to learn to live with them

bless my wonderful chungus life. I love having sex

I have this webkins cat I should start carrying it in my bag 🤔

Wake up in rotation by SPIRIT OF THE BEEHIVE

I wish I had a mom that loved me and fed me 🥲🙃

living my dream rn 🙏🙏 craving 2 apples and a vape

does anyone know how to eat normal without binging and then restricting. I've been doing it without even noticing 😭

blueberryboy come home i miss you

Life update: 🏀

LOYALTY FREE PHRASES AND SLOGANS liking my posts for the last time... farewell sweet angel.... thug dimmadone

I need to get freakier NOW

contracting mononucleosis is great for weight loss if you don't mind being in horrible awful debilitating pain for 2-4 weeks

God I love it when she calls me pathetic but I can't say that to her face so I'll just vaguepost about it on my bluesky

I love characters with martyr syndrome because me too send skeet

Life's hard when you're soft :[

guess who has mono and won't be getting better for like 2 more weeks dawg this isn't fair

Make lobotomies legal again 🦅

How to stop feeling like my life is a bad dream I just need to wake up from

feeling very dog tonight. not very puppy

I'm chiitan I'm chiitan I'm chiitan I'm chiitan I'm chiitan I'm chiitan I'm chiitan I'm chiitan I'm chiitan I'm chiitan I'm chiitan I'm chiitan I'm chiitan I'm chiitan I'm chiitan I'm chiitan I'm chiitan I'm chiitan

Nine eleven. one billion times. the towers are crashing down and burning in my stomach

if I wake up tomorrow and my stomach still hurts I'm going to commit atrocities