Anyone defending the BBC over their bias needs to get a grip. This Trump thing is a mere scratch on the surface, trying being Scottish, Irish or Welsh. Joke corporation, let them die.

Such sad news about Quentin. He was so supportive in my early career, I owe him more than I can ever say. Unique, brilliant and knowledgeable on camera, funny, generous and unfailingly excellent company off it. Go well Q.

Yay.... 'Scotland' is cited by Mamdani.

Dear America

Always forget Halloween brings out the autumnal equivalent of Christmas Pub Cunts

Not interrupting the @aberdeenwhiskyshop.bsky.social team, but the after drinks look to be going well!

What a fucking goal that was!

Omg

This is ace

Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."

So I write about football and get paid for it. I don’t rip the piss, I know my level. I stick to that, it’s a bonus to my full time job.

Oh actually, Mystic Nev also said if Aberdeen scored, they’d score a barrowload.

It’s been a while but Mystic Nev showed up tonight…

Sorry, but HIV and others have been well known since the 80s and 40 years on this needs to be a headline? What the fuck has the NHS been doing for the last 40 years?

Correct. As are the tories. And labour.

A question for @zackpolanski.bsky.social. You are clearly doing good things for GPEW… how do the Greens become votable in Scotland? Because quite frankly, they/you are not.

Reporting to you from war torn Portland Oregon. At the ICE facility, things are... well, see for yourself.

Forgive the traumatised face, but this years squash kits are this colour…

If God did exist he wouldn't allow you to be woken up by your own snores just as you're drifting off.

The majority of people who complain about Sadiq Kahn's mayorship of London comes from people who don't actually live in London.

I’m hopeful “public opinion” is “stop killing kids”, but the way political classes are legitimising the killing of innocent people doesn’t fill me with any great hope.

I see YouTube are playing about with the adverts also again and delivering a minute of adverts every three minutes. Fuck that.

never post

@sentimentbot.bsky.social bonjour monsieur bot

Sky News says police are "overwhelmed by the numbers". Met coped perfectly well with 2x as many at the pro-Gaza rally, 5x as many at the anti-Brexit march, and 15x as many at London Pride. They're not overwhelmed by the numbers. They're overwhelmed by the ratio of violent thugs in those numbers.

To quote Liam Gallagher talking of the mighty Colts… “How many years now and you’ve fucking finally got it right?”

Fuck me @bbc. You’ve a headline about “dozens” of people breaking the law by opposing genocide. Maybe focus one the people who are doing the genocide?

Hey @benefitstheband.bsky.social, maybe I’ve not been paying attention but I feel there’s a lack of telling me where I should be travelling to in, say, November to have my ears blown off in a positive, slightly political, way. Can you please furnish with the information? See you in Edinburgh 😉

That Scottish Secretary selection process again in full:

Unless it’s fucking Sunset Song.

Aye fair play Mr Bowie, that was a hit.

TOOOOONIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT, I’m a…

And this is the point. We should have been fucked. We should has e binnned the banks.

Anyone who says bsky doesn’t capture the spirit of early Twitter is mental. Maybe not so prolific yet, but it’s there… In other news, I’ve become a eunuch.

Cause that sounds safe

YAAAAASSSSSSS

And he was a massive Tory cunt. If you’re going to “oh here’s what actually happened” do it right

The Beatles 🤝 Donald Trump Handling things badly after Epstein died

@ownsongkaraoke.bsky.social does this count? Full video at youtu.be/f82x-gYxawc?...

Not read the article but by fuck, take what you can get, Cosgrove style.

The economy and quality of life in the UK will NOT improve until we recognise Thatcherism, austerity and Brexit were all mistakes that make us poorer. Until we accept that and roll back those failures, we're screwed. It's that simple.

They paved paradise and put up a parking lot rooftop park doesn’t have the same ring to it?

So, for Scottish viewers of a certain vintage, very sad news: Glen Michael has passed away. He was 99. He began Glen Michael's Cartoon Cavalcade on STV in 1966, for a handsome £14 a week #RIP

Following a squash match with a Guinness 0.0 is absolutely nowhere near as good as when it’s a real pint. Discipline though, discipline.

We’re off touring in November! On sale FRIDAY 10AM. Reading, Cov, Ipswich, London, Bedford, Sheffield, York, Carlisle, Edinburgh and Stockton. Gonna be class, get a ticket on Friday!

Protesting against war is terrorism. Supporting a genocidal state is defence. War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.

The Rangers Football Club finally join the English league

FromFB: ❤️

Guinness surger in the pub wasn’t working yesterday. Offered to have a look while the staff kept serving the punters as it was non-stop. Needless to say, it worked fine after I flicked the switch at the socket…

My mate (not a keeper) ended up in goal for a uni league team with me at right back. There was a floated ball that I decided early was getting headed back to him. Talked him though it, but the panic in his face was nothing compared to whoever this muppet in goal for Scotland is.