Fucksticks

Nice guy, no clue what his best team is. Take Nilsen and Jensen with you.

31 December 1995. Still the perfect goodbye.

As of right now, can confirm 😂

When you work in an industry and know both how and why something is happening. I don’t know why but Wilman’s press tour is grating!

Nancy in! (Until Sunday at least)

Just announced Sat 25th April www.facebook.com/events/23398... @pictishtrail.bsky.social + #D3p3ch3Choad @tunnelsaberdeen.bsky.social #AberdeenGigs #GigStoater #TicketsonSale

Well. Erm. The first few weeks of the season were fun.

Wow - this guy must be really, REALLY bad with money if an extra £208 per month will “ruin” his retirement. Let’s take a look at his situation based on what he told the @Telegraph Because this does NOT add up! No, this is not a “poor pensioner” scrabbling around for pennies… 🧵1/9

Classic Mini Cooper VW Golf Honda Civic Skoda Fabia Classic Mini City That’s every car I’ve ever owned, and I still have three of them 😂

This is going to be in my head all day now… so I’m making it everyone else’s problem too. On the bright side, if it’s still there by this evening, MBV will blow it away.

In my day a late tackle was an immediate foul and usually a yellow card. Why’s it different here?

Haha, Robbie @benefitstheband.bsky.social stuck his head in the pub door five minutes ago. Didn’t clock me shouting on him as he quickly retreated though 🙁

Somehow these self-driving. Are that aren’t self driving require enough regulation to need special licences, but not so much regulation as to jump on the CEO saying they’ll kill people. Remind me why it’s all gone to fuck?

Mate up from England since Saturday. It’s been a strong few days. Had to play squash last night so the dodgy day emerged after coming off the booze for that. Back on it for gig last night (no Scotland game for me) which turned into an epic night. Trying to manage the comedown today 😂

Anyone defending the BBC over their bias needs to get a grip. This Trump thing is a mere scratch on the surface, trying being Scottish, Irish or Welsh. Joke corporation, let them die.

Such sad news about Quentin. He was so supportive in my early career, I owe him more than I can ever say. Unique, brilliant and knowledgeable on camera, funny, generous and unfailingly excellent company off it. Go well Q.

Yay.... 'Scotland' is cited by Mamdani.

Dear America

Always forget Halloween brings out the autumnal equivalent of Christmas Pub Cunts

Not interrupting the @aberdeenwhiskyshop.bsky.social team, but the after drinks look to be going well!

What a fucking goal that was!

Omg

This is ace

Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."

So I write about football and get paid for it. I don’t rip the piss, I know my level. I stick to that, it’s a bonus to my full time job.

Oh actually, Mystic Nev also said if Aberdeen scored, they’d score a barrowload.

It’s been a while but Mystic Nev showed up tonight…

Sorry, but HIV and others have been well known since the 80s and 40 years on this needs to be a headline? What the fuck has the NHS been doing for the last 40 years?

Correct. As are the tories. And labour.

A question for @zackpolanski.bsky.social. You are clearly doing good things for GPEW… how do the Greens become votable in Scotland? Because quite frankly, they/you are not.

Reporting to you from war torn Portland Oregon. At the ICE facility, things are... well, see for yourself.

Forgive the traumatised face, but this years squash kits are this colour…

If God did exist he wouldn't allow you to be woken up by your own snores just as you're drifting off.

The majority of people who complain about Sadiq Kahn's mayorship of London comes from people who don't actually live in London.

I’m hopeful “public opinion” is “stop killing kids”, but the way political classes are legitimising the killing of innocent people doesn’t fill me with any great hope.

I see YouTube are playing about with the adverts also again and delivering a minute of adverts every three minutes. Fuck that.

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@sentimentbot.bsky.social bonjour monsieur bot

Sky News says police are "overwhelmed by the numbers". Met coped perfectly well with 2x as many at the pro-Gaza rally, 5x as many at the anti-Brexit march, and 15x as many at London Pride. They're not overwhelmed by the numbers. They're overwhelmed by the ratio of violent thugs in those numbers.

To quote Liam Gallagher talking of the mighty Colts… “How many years now and you’ve fucking finally got it right?”

Fuck me @bbc. You’ve a headline about “dozens” of people breaking the law by opposing genocide. Maybe focus one the people who are doing the genocide?

Hey @benefitstheband.bsky.social, maybe I’ve not been paying attention but I feel there’s a lack of telling me where I should be travelling to in, say, November to have my ears blown off in a positive, slightly political, way. Can you please furnish with the information? See you in Edinburgh 😉

That Scottish Secretary selection process again in full:

Unless it’s fucking Sunset Song.

Aye fair play Mr Bowie, that was a hit.

TOOOOONIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT, I’m a…

And this is the point. We should have been fucked. We should has e binnned the banks.

Anyone who says bsky doesn’t capture the spirit of early Twitter is mental. Maybe not so prolific yet, but it’s there… In other news, I’ve become a eunuch.

Cause that sounds safe