💀capitan jeefham💀
@iamtito.bsky.social
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thoughts aren’t real. dad. trophy husband. idiot.
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tryna be trophy husband material
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hot cold hot cold snip snap snip snap
7 days ago
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any box can be a box if iys a box
9 days ago
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if i dont wanna go all jd in that table then i don want. it
9 days ago
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i have never once worn a blazer on a trail - what are these people thinking
12 days ago
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cHeCk OuT mY mOcK dRaFt no thanks, I will not make fun of these young men the day before their nfl dreams come true
14 days ago
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every now and then we get plugged into some fiber internet and we gotta make use of it while we can
add a skeleton here at some point
21 days ago
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laundromat jeefromat
21 days ago
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i came into this world as a reject
21 days ago
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adhd is like using a smart phone on dial up
22 days ago
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jeef walk the dog
23 days ago
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touch grass jeef grass be grass
27 days ago
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beat it is in eflat you fuck
28 days ago
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it is the unrealest of times
29 days ago
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handjob jones
29 days ago
The train problem is pretty simple actually, Jesus said go after the one and leave the 99 alone or whatever
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finally turned on a march madness game this year, what did i miss
30 days ago
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kittycorn mindset
about 1 month ago
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don’t worry about me, im four she says
about 1 month ago
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
about 2 months ago
Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.
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Lakeview Dispensary
about 2 months ago
St. Patrick’s Day sale! We are the pot at the end of the rainbow 🌈
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did we do it? did we saint the patrick?
about 2 months ago
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quiet time is for daddy
about 2 months ago
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inside : disco outside : limp bizkit
about 2 months ago
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caffeine adderall thc
3 months ago
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wrench dressing
about 2 months ago
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Costco pants
about 2 months ago
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woodpeckers actually live in holes in a tree. it’s not just in cartoons!
about 2 months ago
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I am Desereé
about 2 months ago
So two nights ago
@iamtito.bsky.social
and I made it almost through the SNL monologue. Tonight we’ve rewound 15 seconds and made it almost to the beginning of the first sketch.
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Aaron Rupar
2 months ago
NOEM: I would disagree with the judge CROCKETT: I'm sure you would, but can you tell me whether or not you have a law degree? NOEM: A what? CROCKETT: A law degree NOEM: No I do no- CROCKETT: Okay
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house finches do the chinga to madre whistle and it makes my heart happy
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2 months ago
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I am Desereé
2 months ago
My husband is walking me through his plan for a garden and it’s the most adorable thing evar.
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weinwrmo ile
2 months ago
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falling down the stairs leg injury vs walking up the stairs leg injury
2 months ago
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the best part about ikea is not going inside
2 months ago
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holy shit the g string was the only one in tune
2 months ago
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war crimes at the country club
2 months ago
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time to bust out the warm weather crocs
2 months ago
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new olhava and cryptic shift today!
2 months ago
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pedo means fart in spanish
2 months ago
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jeef tours
2 months ago
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Ray
3 months ago
*types out a reply* *rewords the reply for clarity* *checks for typos* *nods to self* *deletes reply and moves on*
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la pluma verde
3 months ago
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adderal eyes
3 months ago
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raw doggin legos
3 months ago
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we go to war for oil because we cant monetize the sun
3 months ago
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smokin on that shit that made lucille ball
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3 months ago
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Cap'n Warren G. Harding
3 months ago
Smokin on that shit that made gene wilder
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handjob jones
3 months ago
Smokin on that shit that made willy wonka
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dogman is just robocop but dog
3 months ago
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