5.5 chubbies

tryna be trophy husband material

hot cold hot cold snip snap snip snap

any box can be a box if iys a box

if i dont wanna go all jd in that table then i don want. it

i have never once worn a blazer on a trail - what are these people thinking

cHeCk OuT mY mOcK dRaFt no thanks, I will not make fun of these young men the day before their nfl dreams come true

every now and then we get plugged into some fiber internet and we gotta make use of it while we can

laundromat jeefromat

i came into this world as a reject

adhd is like using a smart phone on dial up

jeef walk the dog

touch grass jeef grass be grass

beat it is in eflat you fuck

it is the unrealest of times

The train problem is pretty simple actually, Jesus said go after the one and leave the 99 alone or whatever

finally turned on a march madness game this year, what did i miss

kittycorn mindset

don’t worry about me, im four she says

Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.

St. Patrick’s Day sale! We are the pot at the end of the rainbow 🌈

did we do it? did we saint the patrick?

quiet time is for daddy

inside : disco outside : limp bizkit

caffeine adderall thc

wrench dressing

Costco pants

woodpeckers actually live in holes in a tree. it’s not just in cartoons!

So two nights ago @iamtito.bsky.social and I made it almost through the SNL monologue. Tonight we’ve rewound 15 seconds and made it almost to the beginning of the first sketch.

NOEM: I would disagree with the judge CROCKETT: I'm sure you would, but can you tell me whether or not you have a law degree? NOEM: A what? CROCKETT: A law degree NOEM: No I do no- CROCKETT: Okay

house finches do the chinga to madre whistle and it makes my heart happy

My husband is walking me through his plan for a garden and it’s the most adorable thing evar. @iamtito.bsky.social

weinwrmo ile

falling down the stairs leg injury vs walking up the stairs leg injury

the best part about ikea is not going inside

holy shit the g string was the only one in tune

war crimes at the country club

time to bust out the warm weather crocs

new olhava and cryptic shift today!

pedo means fart in spanish

jeef tours

*types out a reply* *rewords the reply for clarity* *checks for typos* *nods to self* *deletes reply and moves on*

la pluma verde

adderal eyes

raw doggin legos

we go to war for oil because we cant monetize the sun

smokin on that shit that made lucille ball

Smokin on that shit that made gene wilder

Smokin on that shit that made willy wonka

dogman is just robocop but dog