RFK Jr. is what happens when the leather upholstery in a meth dealer’s Kia Sport makes a wish upon a podcast to become a health expert.

The Last Buffet

Stars for MAGA, Bars for everyone else

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“BRING HIM HOME” 🔥

Rep. Steven Horsford to Greer: "So the trade representative hasn't spoken to the POTUS about a global reordering of trade, but yet he announced it on a tweet? WTF! Who is in charge? It looks like your boss just pulled the rug out from under you. There is no strategy ... is this market manipulation?"

You can smell the fear in this post.

From the producers of “Honey, I shrunk the economy” and “Throw Medicaid from the train”… Brace yourself for their next horror reboot… “Black Monday: The Fuckening” Releases tomorrow nationwide.

Sorry, Herr Plugs. Caring about your feelings is the fundamental weakness of Western civilization

I should have made more AOCs.

All of Herr Bisamratte's greatest hits on one album.

Now spinning.

He couldn’t get us to do it the last time, so he made the economy drink bleach instead.

The most important skill that you can hone for this time is to learn how to be poor and to rely on yourself Garden Farmers markets Set up your spare room for loved ones who don't have anywhere to go Shits about to get real Being gut punch ready is everything

Senator Jim Banks everyone...

I thought these criminals needed an appropriate gang name. Tren de gusanos AKA train of MAGAts.

Whirlpool laying off 650 in Amana Iowa

If you didn't vote you are also responsible for him winning.

I'm a carrier of the woke mind virus and gladly share it wherever I go. To me it sounds like he is threatening to kill all of us.

Folks, this is a scam. The GOP is helping Elon Musk and his friends loot the federal government and give themselves billions in federal contracts—and then wants to give them permanent tax breaks on the back end by cutting critical programs. Let's call it what it is: a scam on the American people.

🚨ALERT: Elon Musk is now trying to buy a seat in the Wisconsin Supreme Court race on April 1. Right before he endorsed Brad Schimel, Tesla SUED Wisconsin. He’s not buying a judge. He’s buying a ruling. Why aren’t more Democrats talking about this??

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MUST WATCH: Congressman Seth Moulton just annihilated Pete Hegseth on live TV. It wasn’t even a fair fight. Imagine being so bad at your job that experts have to ask if you were drunk while making national security decisions. That’s the state of GOP leadership right now.

Fox News today

If you're not a US citizen, I would highly recommend that you don’t come here right now… Don’t visit. Cancel your travel plans entirely/immediately! Don't spend your money here, as this country doesn't deserve your good company, or your money. It’s. Time. To. Teach. Them. A. Lesson. 😎✨

I'll be damned I'll always show up for the fight 💪🏼 My latest 🫶🏽 open.substack.com/pub/harrydun...

Truer words were never spoken.

I think we need to deport Iowa rep Henry Stone. Read the second paragraph.

I feel like I'm a scientist in a disaster movie who spent years trying to warn people of the impending disaster. Only nobody listened. And now that the disaster is upon us, the authorities are like "Yo, smarty-pants, what should we do about this here disaster?" And I'm like: "THE FUCK DO I KNOW?"

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I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what Trump did.

"MN state Sen. Justin Eichorn allegedly arranged to meet someone he thought was a teenage girl for sex and instead was arrested by police ... One of Eichorn’s recent official acts was being among 5 Republicans who are seeking to dub 'Trump derangement syndrome' as an official mental illness"