Could an empire in decline do THIS? *launches deeply unpopular invasion cementing status as lunatic-led pariah state, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do*

Changed the pfp bc it’s a shame to look this good while the world is ending or whatever

Dear Detla Force SEALS teams, can you do the American president next??

2025 Gaming List ‼️FINALE Beat: -Another Crab’s Treasure -SpongeBob SquarePants Battle for Bikini Bottom Rehydrated -Ghost Recon Breakpoint -Far Cry 3 -Duck Detective 1&2 2026 Queue: -Promise Mascot Agency -Lords of the Fallen -Far Cry 4 -Yakuza0 -G.R. Wildlands -Thief -The Witcher 2

Flossie, the world’s oldest living cat, has celebrated her 30th birthday.

Got 4 books at the thrift store that only cost me 2.50$ wtf

I need to stop eating cheese but when I say we have literal blocks left from Christmas Eve and of course they’re all delicious 😭😭😭

People are so mad driving like literally malding in thier car then I turn my music off and they’re sitting in complete silence. Like yeah mama put on some Von Dutch and woo sa like???

The way I fell in love with Totodile immediately

I shaved and now my iPhone doesn’t know who tf I am LMAOOO

I was a really good boy this year uwu

If I’m bald already does that mean summer is near??

The Dolliance is back 🏳️‍⚧️💜 Come help us fundraise for trans kids in the US and showcase trans people matter and belong in gaming spaces!

the situation for trans youth in the US has changed one again- so we're stepping in! introducing We're All Eating! a Zero Build event in Fortnite for TYEF to help them in their continued legal battles and for their emergency fund helping trans kids nationally more info below!

I like to think I’m crafty and cute 💁‍♂️

Santa on Christmas Eve:

Me in the pet store: omg my cat would LOVE. Wow let me get this Me leaving the pet store: spoiled ass cat LMAOO

The way I want to be on my knees for this man is just-

Mr. Marbles, the dog of Jenna Marbles and Julien Solomita, has passed away at the age of 17.

Caveman spotted with another bath bomb 🗣️

Struggling everytime I see “AI” not to immediately go “wHoS aL ?”

One of the girls I work with is back from her first semester at school to work over break. She was SO excited when she talked about it like I could tell she LOVED it. I’m so glad bc most other people in the store were thinking bc the university basically only handles religious degrees… cont.

QATAR oh…

Fuck I want Dairy Queen

Thinking about…. Her

Applying to go back to casino security because I hate this grocery store that fucking much

i think it's really important queer people show up to the online spaces that they're trying to chase us out of, the moment we leave spaces voluntarily that's a win for the people who wanted us gone in the first place

#Tdick on a Monday because I SAID SO 🫵

Wanting to make long form content and torn between written essays which are morally correct but nobody will read, and videos which are disposable noise that people will actually watch, but won't engage with beyond agreeing or disagreeing and then quickly move on from. Everything is good actually.

Handled an IT issue and gave the incident number to my manager bc there’s apparently a server issue the server people need to solve that regular IT can’t… Why is my manager looking at me like I intentionally went into the server box and scrambled the shit 🤡

WHY WEREN'T YOU AT MILF PRACTICE

Standing in the shower, smoking weed, and reading the stardew valley wiki

Today is Chiitan's birthday🎂 Everyone please send me your congratulations♡ I love you all so much. 今日はちぃたん☆のお誕生日ですっ☆いつも一緒にいてくれてありがとうございますっ大好きですっ☆

fergie shares new pics with the black eyed peas after more than 10 years !!!

after one too many controversies, we simply must evict nicki miinaj 💔 a celebration of life and death will be taking place tomorrow at 6 PM EST for mourners, celebrators, and those who just like mess ❤️🕊️

Christmas shopping for my parents is impossible bc they don’t have hobbies, travel without telling anyone, and the most important thing in thier lives is either work or being left alone so every year it’s like?? Idk gurl The struggle of being the child of parents who really shouldn’t have had kids

My girl Kim at work putting me on to the local sales, about to get new work shoes for $20 😩🫶

Sabrina Carpenter is a National Treasure

Skyrim is being released for Mother the evil computer system from the movie Alien

Dan Clancy to @willjinkies.com at Twitch HQ:

I just wanna be lying in bed, someone kissing my back and whispering in my ear: "I got chicken nuggets for us!" 😍💦

My package didn’t come and so neither shall I this is devastating

🧍‍♂️I wait

My dad describing my broken car: You should have seen it, there tranny fluid everywhere- Me: PFFT LOL My dad: …? anyways…

Caveman Struggles Opening WICKED Bathbomb (2025)

❗️Footage of the Sentradel autonomous counter-drone machine gun system in operation.

I understand how people look at war Thunder and just see stuff on a screen bc that’s me with anything League related. I watch so much LoL and all I know is Temu good, could I pick Temu out of a line up? Well no!

I only cried twice today, let's try Octopath Traveler ZERO! I am so supppppppppppppppppppppppppppppper cloud 69 RN AMA xo go piss earl here: www.twitch.tv/earlhere

God I’m so so so so so impatient Could any of my Columbus Ohio girlies tell the nearest UPS driver to expedite my sex toys? Thanks And yes it has been only 3 days