He just does that!

Heh

i think that such things as music, bicycles, and candy should be made illegal

Happy New Year, you wonderful dorks! Let's make 2026 suck less ass than 2025 did overall

I blacked out, and when I came to, Brian told me we had discussed Cheaper by the Dozen 2 for more than two full hours. He asked me to draw a clock on a piece of paper and let me tell you, that bad boy turned out completely normal looking

Hey Strider, when you dream, are you still Aragorn?

When you put on The Fellowship of the Ring and those first Howard Shore strings come through, that's just the magic of the movies baybee

Get the Cubs OUTTA HERE lmao

TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REPOST THIS!!!

40-40 tie is fucking beautiful. I'm just glad to have witnessed it

Feel like these national broadcasts are trying to gaslight us about this Cowboys defense. This unit is atrocious!

The Belt-to-Ass Brewers

Bit of a rebrand here, as I've decided my account needs to be a bit more Bullshit

THEY GOT ME DOING THE AGE VERIFICATION COOP, YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER FOR THE ENGLISH LADS SO THEY CAN LOOK AT THE PORNOGRAPHIES

A Nazi owns Twitter, right wing billionaires own the Wall Street Journal and the LA Times, and CBS is run by a right wing nepo baby who just fired one of the network’s biggest stars for criticizing Donald Trump. Here’s why America has a left-wing media bias problem.

The Odyssey thing is getting way overblown lol. God forbid you might have to see the movie in *regular* IMAX on opening weekend!

This Pat McAfee intro to the derby is dreadful

operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency me: we used to have the fourth of july. but now we have the farce of the lie operator: wow! me: so that comes to $49, plus a $36 live-reading fee operator: oh right. do you take cash me: well, seeing as we’re on the phone i wouldn’t think so

Never once have I watched a Shams video and felt like I actually gained any information about anything

Luke Garza is a classic Cs move because everybody hates it right now and will probably be in love with him by December

Think Kornet is gone but I'm not honestly convinced Horford wants to play anywhere else

Draft day always brings about an important reminder that no draft analyst, at a publication or just on social media, actually has a clue at all

Jesse Rogers is certainly finding himself an interesting niche as a guy who carries water for adult scumbags who cross the line at baseball games

Porzingis had some moments with the Celtics but unfortunately, my lingering memory of him is going to be that pic of him hitting a hookah after being unplayable in this year's playoff run due to a mystery respiratory virus

Brad understood the assignment

Brooklyn Nets you know you want Kristaps Porzingis so bad

Brad *getting* picks for Jrue's deal is so funny

That Hali injury is just awful man. Incredibly sad to see

*making everything about me voice* this is just like the Celtics in the Finals against the Warriors

Hahahahahahahahah

On a rewatch, the funniest thing in Sinners is Michael B. Jordan dancing an Irish jig in the background of the Rocky Road to Dublin sequence

I don't know if Anthony Edwards is gonna aura his way out of this one, folks

The "I Lied to You" sequence in Sinners is just absolutely legendary shit, man. I don't think I'll ever forget seeing it for the first time

World's funniest sequence of panels

Lmao Nesmith

"Caruso's really making it difficult on Jokic!" *Jokic effortlessly bulldozed Caruso for an and-1*

Thunder absolutely allergic to finishing at the rim

The thing with Gordon is gonna be: what happens when he sits and that early game adrenaline starts to wear off?

Gordon is already stamped for life in Denver, I'm sure. But a big game today in these circumstances would be legendary shit

Kornet?????????????

History won't remember the Luke Kornet Hakeem Olajuwon game, but I will. I will.

How much of my life has been spent listening to Reggie Miller aimlessly say things to the effect of "they need to score points, but they also need to not allow points"

My brain can't really compute the fact that Jayson Tatum isn't playing in this game

PP is going to take some truly deranged shots next season

"Nuggets are running. Fans are booing. Westbrook... is missing"

"Fans are booing! Nuggets are running! Westbrook is missing!" probably the greatest call of all time

I think the NBA's lottery system is - like a lot of the NBA's decisions - poorly considered and not working as intended. But at the same time, you're just not going to get me to feel bad for teams like Charlotte and Washingon. They're bad because they're the worst-run teams in the league!