Who Dey baby. And as always, the Browns don’t deserve nice things.

I’m so tired of hurting

Yesterday

What’s up with y’all

Blueprint by far

Leg days should be illegal

All through my childhood. I had a “white boy” name. But I mean, I’ve only met one other black “Dustin” in my 44 years of life…

I was thinking about this the other day…live-tweeting was so popular you had to make sure you didn’t tweet to much because you had a limit to how much you could tweet per day, and you wanted enough for the show!

44 of them thangs. Happy birthday to me!

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🧵 NY-17 Rep. Mike Lawler had a local social worker physically dragged out of his town hall Sunday night. Emily Feiner was singled out by private security, lifted out of her seat, as the crowd chanted “let her stay” and “shame, shame.” She’s a constituent. Not a threat. Fascism again.

Derbyed up this past weekend

child was experiencing some turbulence

I think I’m cute! I know I’m sexy!

Chad Gable is so good at this

Jade Cargill is just….

She was having a MOMENT

Jey Uso seems off somehow. Can’t put my finger on it.

Staple this to RFK Jr’s forehead.

But by this logic, is she gonna eat it?

Shit, I need to do that

*sets work alarm* *weeps*

Ignoring my packed lunch, all the day long

Let me log off right now 😭

Jalen Hurts tonight

Theme of 2025: “How ya like me now?”

Kenny Pickett snaps in the Super Bowl don’t ever in your life try to tell me Mahomes is the GOAT. Dead that convo NOW

I send you this…that thing you told me not to do? I DID IT ANYWAY

I wonder what the republicans are gonna choose to be mad about with this performance

Boot cut jeans byke?

Man if he opens up with Euphoria I’ll lose it

I know Brittany Mahomes finna call this nigga all kinda hard ass chicken eating fat lip having ass R’s tonight on her way back to the hotel LMFAOOOOOO

Deandre Hopkins dropped a pass?? Yeah, pack this up.

Trying to call Mahomes the greatest literally in front of Tom Brady, while having only done half the work. The Football Gods won’t have it.

Nelly Getting flamed out on a Janelle Monae freestyle at a Grammy after party is real nasty fuckin work. Fuck him royally

Love is a choice. You can’t love someone into loving you back. If they love you, they choose to.

Absolutely. Just flipping through through it without a care in the world.

Come on down I-71! #WHODEY

Did I unplug the iron?

Did they just “here nigga DAMN” all y’all?

Yeah, the SNRKS app plays too damn much.

Spilling Zima everywhere

A MINORRRRRRR

Zoey Stark, botch machine

Thank the Lord they discontinued this demon potion

A Black professor accidentally started an HBCU on TikTok called HillmanTok. Now other professors have joined in and are teaching actual courses with some offering certs that can be added to your resume Some courses being offered ⬇️

I do NOT always side with my partner…