Know what I would call it? Touchdown

I have never owned nor played anything related to Pokémon

MESSAGE 👏🏿 LIKE 👏🏿 THIS 👏🏿 If costs are supposedly important to you, shutting down the government is worth the fight to not pay almost 4x more for the premium, which doesn't include deductible or copay or Rx.

So…how much money has this Royal Kingdom mobile game paid for all these celebs in their ads?

….what the fuck?

Make a band singular Gun N’ Rose

I ain’t crying

Slightly diminish a band. Light Aggression Against the Machine

The Yankees had their Old Timers Day and celebrated the 2000 WS champ team. Old timers…2000 team. I’m just gonna crawl into a hole and die.

“If you just give me what I’m fighting for, I’ll stop fighting. Deal?”

I would love to hear the pleas of “I didn’t cheat!” from the students who just run this crap and turn it in as their work.

Planes, Trains and Automobiles

I love the condescending “b-b-better pay attention.” More like SassGPT amirite?

Immigrants who so blindly follow a man with such an anti-immigrant mindset just makes my brain hurt. But to also do it while having an expired visa yourself?? What are you doing bro?

“Can we attach a fridge magnet to a hat?”

It’s the song of the summer

Advertise your account with a gif

Probably gonna look to rename it the Trump Space Center soon

That they still have so many convinced that this is a good thing is incredible

Closing Time by Semesonic

Gotham City Metropolis Central City Blüdhaven

The best TV president ever, The West Wing

People just really want him to succeed. A guy named Trey Lance just sounds like a character from a mediocre sports movie and people eat that shit up.

The real fun part will be if Congress goes blue next year, and it doesn’t actually help anything.

I grew up on these streets

I grew up on these streets.

Seems perfectly rational and in no way inflammatory

Reprimanding those who write “should of” instead of “should have” (also could and would)

I think he’s saying the AI robots will kill all the hungry, sick and poor people

Now, when you sung this song in your head, was it Roberta Flack or Fugees? It almost certainly wasn’t the original Lori Lieberman, so which was it?

Leaders, also famous for blaming the person who had the job before them…

How can you just “rescind” a fact?

Call it Trump Coke and make it taste terrible, like salty cabbage water. And cane sugar of course

…new Coke? Gonna try that again eh?

DUUVALLLLLLL

Indianapolis Cults

I’d certainly argue against it, yes

Trump and “legally binding” don’t go together

Me when I burn my seafood dinner

Here and Now

YO that South Park episode…I just watched it and LMAO whoa

Here again, Hogan trying to make it about him

I thought they were against changing identities? Ridiculous…

RIP Ozzy…he sure lived a life.