I'm sure it's pure coincidence that the guy who's about to get a big gov't contract for his unusable dick-rockets just gutted one of the nation's premiere papers to "cut costs" even though the paper could never make a profit again and it wouldn't even surpass one week of his AI losses.

BlueSky: We're the non-fascist microblogging app! Come to us, liberals, in your time of need. Also BlueSky: Okay, so Dril and Patton Oswalt are banned.

i do not like the new taco bell steak. too saucy. bring back the normal steak!

Jeffrey Bezos is destroying the Washington Post for the same reason Musk destroyed Twitter and Ellison is destroying CBS—oligarchs oppose the free press when if it threatens their wealth and power. They don’t want normal people to see what is happening in America.

I'm sorry but I am NEVER buying Epstein Bros Bagels again.

The idea that we're going to put these Epstein Bros through the system they created and control, and that it will result in actual justice being served, is some real "stoners talking about existentialism while super baked" shit. "Imagine if we were (cough) in some dude's dream right now?"

Schumer talking about how his job is funding Israel's war machine when he should be talking about ICE should tell you one thing and one thing only: He's in the 200,000 pages of Epstein evidence that haven't been released because they make SALO look like LEGALLY BLONDE.

Okay I think I figured out why all the libs on BS are suddenly talking about "OpSec."  Setting fire to dumpsters is not a violent crime. It's barely a crime at all. Drive through downtown Los Angeles on any given Wednesday and you'll see at least two or three dumpsters on fire.

Mocking the 2021 Capitol rioters NOW when it turns out they were right about everything except the Trump part is such a January-brained take.

I know this is depressing and panic-inducing for folks who've benefited from USA's political norms, but voting harder is not going to get us out of this. Voting is 1/4 of an afternoon of spent checking boxes and licking envelopes. It is literally the bare minimum you can do outside of nothing.

All of this is hardest on liberals. They're having an extremely hard time dealing with the cognitive dissonance of it all. Much harder than the MAGA people. They still believe that the system works and has always worked. Because it's always benefitted them so why wouldn't they?

This is the Epstein drop I've been waiting for, to give to all the well-meaning but naive libs who think we're still going to be able to vote our way out of this. This was always the plan. Every bit of it. Destroy the old order and build a new one in its place.

"Christmas Adventures Club" was a third draft punch up for our reality

Very, very sus of the rise of "hot leftist" influencers on IG and Tok. Feels like an op.

The reason the Biden Admin didn't prosecute Trump until it was too late is because Trump has receipts. Epstein wasn't just his pimp he was his business partner. And yeah they had a falling out but assured mutual destruction kept things civil. Until Trump's first term gave him the upper hand.

Boots in the street is democracy. Mobilization, uprising, non-violent resistance, and if necessary, the other kind of resistance. This is democracy. Asking one guy on the Epstein List to save us from another guy on the Epstein List is NOT.

Stop waiting for representative democracy to save your asses. It exists for this exact reason -- so that the "unwashed masses" can't stop the machine that is crushing them.

If the past four days has not convinced you that casting a voting in November is not going to change anything, nothing will.

A SERBIAN FILM, but it's the complete un-redacted Epstein files and Serbia is the United States.

MELANIA is not a movie, it is evidence.

It's interesting that the "unfuckable without money" crowd, once obtaining money, engage in the sort of fucking that proves why evolution made them unfuckable in the first place. They were not meant to reproduce.

ICE murder thugs have 3/3 been seasoned career officers, not newbs lured by Spotify promises of a bonus that does not exist. "More training" and "body cameras" is what Democrats push for because they don't actually want this to stop. They just want Trump to take the blame for it.

If you're wondering why there are so many Latino brownshirts, the answer is that self-loathing is part of what fuels fascism. And it is typically second generation Latinos who taught to be ashamed of their heritage and assimilate to white nationalism. TLDR Uncle Jesus is the new Uncle Tom.

Fact: Smooth-brained liberal podcasts are actually WORSE for our society than Fox News. Smooth-brained lib podcasts de-radicalize potential radicals. Fox News is simply giving grandma her stories before the nurse turns the TV off in the extended care facility's rec room.

If I was a billionaire I would not take trips to Crime Island. I would own The Simpsons arcade machine

I also don't believe the "blame-the-victim" lies from the WH. View a few documents for yourself. You might write off a few allegations but there are SOOO many. Go to www.justice.gov/epstein. then put "calendar girls" in the search and read a few FBI and court documents. Believe your eyes!

Okay so what’s weird about this email is how oddly specific he is about the kids’ ages. Like what parent talks about their children chronologically like that? But that made me wonder if was in code and those were “his kids”

January 30 was the 2025 of days.

Peak Elon is when you’re the richest man in the world but you’re still too creepy to get invited to the creepiest parties thrown by the creepiest people.

Here’s what happened: Someone had a leaked copy of the docs that were released today. Not a website, substack but probably a mainstream paper - NYT, WPo. Because they’re policy would’ve been to go to the White House for a statement.

Melania clearly supports the general strike -- choosing this weekend to release a movie no one will be tempted to spend money on.

So it turns out QAnon was the KidzBop version of Epstein Island and basically everyone with their own Wikipedia page was part of it.

Oh man, some of this new Epstein stuff is juice. Was there a leak about to happen so they tried to get ahead of it by dumping on a Friday? Seems like this is shit that would've been tossed in the shredder with the pics of Trump and Ivanka and the horse with the

I love Catherine O'Hara to bits but please let this Rule of Threes be "People Who Were in Home Alone 2."

Okay if Trump is doing this much insane shit on the same Friday of all days there's gotta be something in that latest Epstein dump that he doesn't want us talking about. Do your job, internet.

Wow -- incredible!!!

I am absolutely sure that the same Justice Department that just arrested Don Lemon and is trying to rig Georgia's 2026 election is going to give us the real Epstein Files.

Kamala Harris had a grip of lawyers ready to go in case Trump contested the 2024 election results. But she was thoroughly unprepared to contest the results herself.  This is because of a liberal bias toward stasis. The system works, always has, always will, in exactly the same way, forever.

Bottom line: WE have more power than politicians. But we have to work in harmony to tap into it. We’re liek a big-ass giant Voltron. And that’s REAL democracy. Not voting for some schmuck who’s just in it to increase their personal wealth and get a book deal and might MAYBE do the bare minimum.

Sure do the Jan 30 “general strike” tomorrow but bear in mind it’s a warm up general strike not a real one. Its a calf stretch and a jog around the block before the marathon.

Starting a rumor that ICE is gonna start going after back child support to get some of the fish picture guys out of the comments section for a while

Every Tesla call, Elon promises some coming-soon horseshit culled from the "House of Tomorrow" cartoons and every damn time, Wall Street eats it up. This is why late-stage capitalism is a dead scene. The morons rise to the top and everyone scratches their heads when it all comes crashing down.

Democrats for real think that if they can just convince your racist MAGA uncle on Facebook that they're actually Republicans that they'll win elections.

Everybody: We for real need to get rid of these terrorist murder cops. Republicans: Okay, if you think that will.. Democrats: Now hold on there just a minute! Let's not get carried away! We don't want to look WEAK ON CRIME.

Everyone wants to blame Trump on someone else. It’s stupid. Trump is to blame. Not the libs. Not the leftists. Not even MAGA. Just Trump. But here’s the thing… We absolutely don’t have to accept this. At all. We can make him leave. Not in 2029. Not in 2027. Like, next Thursday.

Tesla’s annual revenue dropped -3% and annual profits dropped -61% but their stock price rose 2% in after hours trading. In any other epoch this would be a huge WTF story.

It is extremely, extremely clear that Trump has a strategy for rigging the 2026 election.  So pretending that 2024 was free and fair so that "voters don't lose faith in our electoral system" is the exact opposite of what we should be doing right now.

“You violated my 4th Amendment, and I’ve got my 2nd” is the battlecry we all needed.

I hate that the Stonekettle is trending. What's next, the Game Theory Guy? Louise Mensch?

Read this whole thread but here is the salient point. Alex Pretti and Renee Good didn't get killed because of Signal, it was because Rogan-faced Temu Brownshirts now have permission to kill you.