Uncrustables are my favorite species of calzone

Sorry girlies. You can't dislike American cheese for its fake taste whilst enjoying pimento.

*watching Dark City with @dumbsnake.bsky.social and friends* "DAYUM that city is 𝘋𝘈𝘙𝘒"

Video title: the most fucked up lost media Thumbnail:

"We have the reflecting pool at home" -- @acuario.bsky.social

#Uproar Footage dump lololol

#Uproar was absolutely insane last night. I'll be posting photos and videos as they filter in.

Round four of snake heads done by the lovely Hirothedragon.bsky.social Thank you very much for these❤️❤️❤️

Hi I'd like to send my coffee back. My barista didn't have enough piercings.

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Come see me live, losers

Thank you Puppy Sammy for making these sketches. Please go check them out! Their art is so unique and very very cute.

I'm fucking adorable

A lot of you sickos got your kinks from Captain Underpants and it shows

pee balls

Furg happened btw in case you didn't know

Furg photo dump

For all of you who came to witness "Watching Paint Dry and the Observation of Growing Grass" at #furgeddaboutit, thanks for participating in the chaos.

HEEHOWEOWHEOREWOOGHEEHEHEHORHWEEGOOWEEEWOWOWOWOWOWEERRRRROGUOPEEEHOOO

Two of them

Tell me you live in Pennsylvania without saying "I live in Pennsylvania"

Hearing Audioslave for the first time is badass for the first two tracks and then everything after that is 😐

I had to make some quality slander today

You gotta BE the barrel.

How fucked does your wiring need to be to get the whole Lowry squad at your house?

All of your VRchat photos have bad lighting

mavica photos of the last few weeks

Soju ain't even that good *Sets phone to vibrate and shoves it up my ass*

Ball Girl invents Ball 2 #ocsky #originalcharacter #art

happy birthday, bro

Homie just vored me and belched loud as fuck like bitch I'm not carbonated????

Impact play with this bitch

Did what I set out to do B) #ANE26

#AnthroNewEngland was an absolute BLAST. I want to thank @sprkldg-sndsystm.bsky.social and @publicmom.bsky.social and everyone else who helped with the Dead Dog Dance for inviting me to perform on Sunday. That was probably my best live set ever. (I'll post more vids as they come in) #ANE2026

every year dead dog somehow manages to impress me more. not much I love more than a FULL ROOM OF FURRIES DANCING TO TECHNO

WITH FIVE (all-new) SHARPHOOTER DJs @huxley.dog @dumbsnake.bsky.social @merenotilde.bsky.social @ starmagicsunsprite on ig @ pfilzone on ig the homies @coolpics.biz returning once again with live curated visuals :) flyer by @ commmbs on ig c u soon (:

Brand new mix is up on mixcloud. Go check it out! www.mixcloud.com/SnekyTheJung...

No way

Who was in the wrong, here?

*Chef's kiss*

Look at him

The snake bites the lion's ballsack

breakfast