possibly the first american to fart in here

it is cold enough for the hottest windbreaker of 1994 again

whole lot of whatever the fuck going on here

going to the music store and they got ur niche artist on vinyl feels like getting tickled in the prostate fr

being in your late 20s is nothing but watching people in thier younger 20s make the same mistakes as you did and realizing giving them advice is gonna work the same as it did for yourself

u can put arugula and prosciutto on anything and it taste good

do i have any socal oomfs

Halo 3 custom games and 1 million beers

eating straight up stuff.

that first sip of a 20oz red bull feels like when ur cutting construction paper and the scissors start to glide

I love summer but now it do be corduroy weather now 💥

oil filter locations gotta be designed by twinks half the time bruh, oil changes are annoying as all fuck if you got big hands 😭

i just wanna look like matty matheson bro he just always looks like hes having a good time

adhd is putting yellow fogs in while doing coolant flushes

thank god someone with style actually made a wrx cool

if nobody got me i know driving to the beach during off season got me

been eating good lately

did these oldschool southern hiphop album covers as a commission years ago, bringing these back. Doing these for a real reasonable price. Send me a DM if you want one. 🥀

who up according the hond

greed envy lust

I got that heat on me like Pat Riley

moodboard

dress 2 kill

🦊 🪡 @mixedcandy.bsky.social

Mel’s Kitchen in Philly didn’t deserve to close man

i like taking sheltered picky eaters with me to lunch because i got asked “why you eating them in the plastic” 😭😭😭

Foxy lad all finished up

never kill yourself

some of yall need to go for a long drive for something simple

i love being 6’2”

wish i could of spent more than a weekend down south

this flavor good as fuck when you dont got a bitch telling you “it tastes like grass”

White people delighted by White Monster and Geek bars

cookout taste better on an 89 accord

hello atlanta

they got my shit on the big screen

type shit

"you didn't even paint the brake calipers" - @garbitchman.bsky.social

Kathy

I scroll for a few minutes before i start watching Sopranos or The Wire again

one million beers

big fan of midwest restaurants deciding all of them should use evidence markers

🦊 #pixelart

hate to say it but I definitely need to stroke it with the Mint Mobile Fox

who up cording they uroy

I wonder what a nice crisp Red Bull in the gas station cooler is up too rn